THE ALLAN FAMILY STORY, THE MESSIAH SAVES BRIAN



YOU SEE BRIAN FIGHTING WITH DAD WAS WEARING THIN, AND BRIAN WANTED TO

GO ON HOLIDAYS, HE STARTED OFF GOING TO THE BEACH WITH OTHER MENTAL HEALTH

GROUPS, AND THIS IS WHERE HE MET THE MESSIAH, WHO WAS A STRUGGLING POOR PERSON

LIVING IN ****** NEIGHBOURHOOD AFTER ****** NEIGHBOURHOOD, AND BRIAN FOUND OUT

HE WANTED TO BUILD A TEMPLE IN ISREAL, AND DIE THERE, AND I SAID, THIS GUY IS CRAZY, SO

I DON’T WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAYS WITH HIM, BUT DUDES, MY LITTLE SHY BOY KEPT OF CREEPING BACK

AS I DIDN’T WANT TO UPSET HIM, AS HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, I LIKE HIM HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, BUDDY

AND THEN AFTER I TOLD HIM THAT, AFTER HE HUNG AROUND AT THE MENTAL HEALTH DROP IN CENTRE

KICKING A BIG BALL, AND MAKING THE BOSS SAY, STOP THIS IS DAFT,

AND I GOT INTO A FEW PROBLEMS WITH MY GAINING WEIGHT, MAKING ME FAT AND ON DEATHS DOOR

AND THE MESSIAH, WAS HAVING A FIELD DAY TEASING ME, I CAN TAKE IT, BUT HE JUMPED UP AND DOWN

HAVING FUN, BUT THE JOKE WAS ON HIM, WHEN ALL THE ADRENALINE, WORE OFF, AND HE LOOKED

NEGATIVE AGAIN, AND I FOUGHT MY DEMONS, THINKING HE NEEDS  SOMEONE TO GO ON HOLIDAYS WITH

BUT WHEN I ASKED HIM HE SAID NO, BUT I FELT AWFUL, CAUSE I WANTED TO GIVE HIM A MATE FOR A WHILE

TO GO ON HOLIDAY WITH, I WENT TO ADELAIDE ON MY OWN, IN 2009, AND THE MESSIAH RANG ME UP, AT NIGHT

AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT MY DAY, AND AFTER I GOT BACK HE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT, WANTING TO GO TO

AMSTERDAM, IN HOLLAND AND BARCELONA, BUT I WAS VISIONING, THAT THE MESSIAH WAS A BIT TIMID TO

GO ON HOLIDAYS, SO I KEPT ON PUSHING HIM INTO GOING ON MANY HOLIDAYS, BUT HE JUST DIDN’T BUDGE

SO I WENT TO BATEMANS BAY ON MY OWN, AND ACTUALLY, I TOOK THE MESSIAH ON A FEW DAY TRIPS DOWN THERE

AND DUDE, I REALLY ENJOYED THAT, AND I WANTED TO TAKE HIM TO OTHER PLACES, BUT BECAUSE WE WERE DIFFERENT

BUT REMEMBER WHAT PAULA ABDUL SAID, OPPOSITES ATTRACT, BUT I AM NOT GAY, OK, I JUST WANTED TO SHOW

THE MESSIAH HOW TO ENJOY A GREAT HOLIDAY, AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT STANDING ON HIS OWN TWO FEET

THE MESSIAH HAS MORE CHANCES OF GETTING TO AMSTERDAM RATHER THAN BUILDING A TEMPLE, WHAT BOGUS CRAP

LATER ON, ME AND THE MESSIAH WENT ON A HOLIDAY TO MERIMBULA, FOR 6 NIGHTS OVER THE NEW YEAR PERIOD

AND IT WAS FUN, WE WENT TO TURA BEACH AND WALKED TO THE OTHER BEACH, WHERE THE NYE FIREWORKS AND CONCERT

WAS BEING HELD, AND I WENT TO THAT, CONCERT WHILE HE LAID ON HIS BED, WATCHING TV AND SWIMMING IN THE POOL

WHICH IS FINE, THE MESSIAH WAS ONE DUDE, THAT WAS FINE WITH ME PARTYING, BUT WHEN IT WAS OVER I WAS TOO

WORRIED THAT I WOULD WAKE THE MESSIAH UP, SO I SAT IN THE BATHROOM GETTING RID OF MY GREAT POPULARITY

CONTEST WITH ALL THE YOUNG DUDES, EVENTUALLY THE MESSIAH WOKE UP, AND I SHOWED THE MESSIAH THE PHOTOS

OF THE COOL DUDES I PARTIED WITH, AND ALSO PHOTOS OF THE BAND AND THE FIREWORKS, YEAH THIS WAS RADICALLY AWESOME DUDES

AND THEN ME AND THE MESSIAH WERE GROWING AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER, BUT THAT IS FINE, BECAUSE, I ACTUALLY

HELPED A POOR MAN, GET BACK ON HIS FEET, THEN I WENT TO THE GRAMPIANS AND ALSO MELBOURNE ON MELBOURNE CUP DAY

AND I WON $72 ON PICKING THE WINNER ON THE MELBOURNE CUP, GREEN MOON, AND BACK TO ADELAIDE AND SYDNEY

AND I WENT TO A BASEBALL MATCH, AFTER GOING TO BONDI BEACH, AND I HAVEN’T GOT A JOB AS SUCH, WELL I HAVE GOT

A JOB AS AN ARTIST AND A WRITER AND A YOUTUBE ****** ENTERTAINER, YOU SEE, LAST YEAR WAS DIFFICULT, CAUSE I LOST MY DAD

BUT, THE LAST TIME HE PICKED ME UP, WAS THE TRAIN STATION AFTER THE BASEBALL

I DON’T SEE THE MESSIAH MUCH NOW, BUT I REALLY HELPED THAR GUY, UNDERSTAND, THAT YOU SHOULD PRACTICE WHAT YA PREACH

I WANNA GO TO ADELAIDE ON NEW YEARS EVE, AT THE END OF THIS YEAR

GOODBYE MESSIAH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME HELP YA, GET A HOLIDAY