She's dead in the water
the fat sailor smoking said
she's so still in the water
let's pull her aboard she's probably dead

By the eyes of mars
said some jolly jack tar
I just did seen her twitch
don't pull her on board, it's a witch

The captain then did shout
oh come lads, get the grapples out
then they commenced with much apprehension
to pull this goliath of the sea to their position

Fifty sailors strong did tug and pull all a sweating
some on board thinking what this prize would be fetching
but what was at the end of their stiffened ropes
was a creature much alive, that would destroy all their hopes


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris