First, the basics -
I may lose you quite soon here,
It won't matter though
I'll say bye now
I don't blame you
There is nothing to commend this poem
It deserves no likes
It has no rhythm, none at all.
No wisdom, humour or philosophy.
If you get this far, well done
I admire your persistence.
I dedicate it to the little **** on the internet
Who tried to defraud me of £130 last night.
It was unsettling, so I write for therapy.

Anyway, the basics -
Well maybe we'll leave them for another day
I have already used up too much of your valuable time
And there are loads of proper poems to read here
So off you go, all that other stuff can wait