This Is Your Captain Speaking So stop whatever you are doing And pay atttention
First of all I see from our instruments That we have a couple of hitchhikers on board our ship Hello wherever you are
I just want to make it totally clear That you are not at all welcome
I worked hard to get where I am today And I didn't become the captain of a Vogon ship Simply to turn it into a taxi service For a lot of degenerate freeloaders