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Jan 2015
HI DUDES



I WAS BAD WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TOM GRAB KIDS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE

AND MY MATE AND DAD WAS TRYING TO KEEP ME WITH MY BROTHER AND MOTHER

BUT MY ANXIETY SHOWED ME, I WAS HATING TO DO THINGS WITH PARENTS

THE ANXIETY ALSO SHOWS ME, THAT I AM TRYING TO CATCH THE NICE ME

FROM WITHIN, YOU SEE WHEN I WAS YOUNG I FELT A BIT STICKY, AND I FOUND

IT HARD TO GET OUT OF THAT TRAP, BECAUSE STEVEN BRADLEY AND THE WITCH

DOCTOR, JOINED FORCES WITH TED BUNDY, TO TRAP ME, AND KEEP ME PRESSURED

TO FOREVER BE FIGHTING THE YOUNG DUDES, ACTUALLY TED BUNDY TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR

THAT HE WANTS FOR HIS MATES TO TREAT ME LIKE LYLE, AND THEN MAKE ME JITTER SAYING

1 MINUTE A HOOLIGAN, 1 MINUTE A FAMILY PERSON, 1 MINUTE A FAMOUS PERSON, AND

THEY MADE TED BUNDY TURN ME INTO A REAL SHYPERSON, SURE I DREW THE TRIANGLE

ON MY ARM WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE CENTRE, EXPLAINING, THAT SOMEONE ALWAYS

RAINS ON MY PARADE, AND I DON’T WANT TO LET THAT GET IN THE WAY, OF ANY FUTURE

WITH ACTING I HAVE LEFT, YOU SEE, MY MATE SAID, COME ON BRIAN LEAVE THE FAMILIES

ON THEIR OWN, COME ON BRIAN LEAVE THOSE FAMILIES ON THEIR OWN, AND I SAID

NEH, I DON’T WANT TO, YOU SEE, I HAVE A STORY TO TELL, YOU SEE I LOVE HEAVY METAL MUSIC

BUT I STILL LIKE IT, AMONGST EVERYTHING.

YOU SEE I LOIVE CHRISTMAS, AND I SEE THIS BIG MAN SAYING I AM PUMPING UP IN A BIG BALLOON

I SAY SOMETHING, AND HE WILL PUMP UP AND ANOTHER WORD IS SAID, AND HE PUMPS UP AGAIN

AND I SAY SOMETHING ELSE AND HE PUMPS UP YET AGAIN, AND THEN, HE WILL SIT THERE

LAUGHING WITH THE MEN, OR IS HE LAUGHING WITH THE LADIES. IS HE LAUGHING WITH

THE YEAH MATE YEAH KIDS, OR IS HE LAUGHING WITH THE COOL KIDS, OR IS HE LAUGHING WITH

THE OLD LADIES, OR IS HE LAUGHING WITH THE OLD MEN, IS HE LAUGHING WITH THE ANIMALS

OR BETTER STILL IS HE LAUGHING WITH THE LADIES, IS HE PUMPING HIS BODY UP TIGHTLY

EVERY TIME I MOVE AROUND, AND WHEN I MOVE AROUND THE HOUSE, HE’LL SAY SIT DOWN

WOOSEY YOUR NOT LIKE US, AND AND THEN AS I SIT ON THE COMPUTER, HE IS PUSHING ONTO

THE COMPUTER, CAUSE HE WANTS TO BE A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID OR A SPOILT LITTLE KID

THE LADIES SAY I MIGHT HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, AND THIS KID SAID, I WILL SETTLE FOR A TOFFEE

EVERY TIME I GO ON THE COMPUTER, I AM WRITING A BLOG, TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT IS GOING

ON IN MY BRAIN, SHOWING EACH THING THAT MADE MY BRAIN TICK, YEAH, AT PRESENT I AM BEING

REMINDED OF HOW I LOOKED LIKE TO THE CROWD IN THE EARLY 1990S, WHEN I DID NOTHING

AND I LEFT THE HOMEBODIES ON THEIR OWN, I DON’T WANT TO GET ALZEIMERS DISEASE, BUT

I FEEL, I NEED TO KEEP MY BRAIN GOING LIKE SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOING MY CREATIVITY

I FEEL THESE MATES ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER, AND HE CALLS ME

A WOOSEY, I LOVE LIFE, MORE THAN RICH PEOPLE, I LOVE EVERYONE IN LIFE THE RICH ONLY

LOVES THE WEALTHY PEOPLES LIFE.

I WATCH THE FOOTBALL AND I SUPPORT THE SYDNEY SWANS, AND ALL THE OTHER INTERSTATE

TEAMS, AND NOW, I CAN HERE HIM SAYING SHUT UP BABY IN MY HEAD, BUT, WITH ME, I HATE

WHEN PEOPLE TRY AND MAKE ME A COMPUTER NERD,I AM POSITIVE ABOUT TV IN MY FUTURE

I WILL GET MY WISH ABOUT BEING FAMOUS, I PREFER TO STREET FIGHT ON TV AND PRETEND

RATHER THAN ACTUALLY FIGHT, THAT SOUNDS COOOOOL, PRETENDING TO FIGHT ON TELE
Written by
johnny georgy brown
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