THE ALLAN FAMILY FUN DAY AT THE SPORTS
YA SEE, WE HAD FUN GOING TO RAIDERS BACK WHEN THEIR HOME GAMES WAS
AT SEIFFERT OVAL IN QUEANBEYAN, WITH MY MATE LYLE, FRANK AND PAT
AND WE CUT OUR LUNCHES AND PACKED OUR BAGS, GOT OUR FLAGS READY
WITH JUMPERS JUST IN CASE WE GOT COLD, AND OFF TO THE FOOTY WE GO
AND WE YELLED OUT RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP
EVEN IF THEY **** OR NOT, WE STILL BARRACKED FOR THE RAIDERS
WE YELLED OUT
RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP
AND LYLE YELLED BLUE ****** AT THE REFEREE
AND THE LADY BEHIND SAID, CAN YA QUIETEN YA LANGUAGE, THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL HERE
LYLE GOT CRANKY, DUDE AND THEN WE CHEERED OUT
RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP
AS THE RAIDERS RUN ON ME AND LYLE, YELLED, GO, GO, GO, GO GO GO
AND AS THE RAIDERS SCORED, ME AND LYLE JUMPED UP AND CHEERED, YIPPEE I AY
WE CHEERED GET PFF HIM YA ****** OPPOSITION PLAYER
OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ****** ESTABLISHORY COURT
ME AND PAT, SAID, WHAT THE **** IS AN ESTABLISERY COURT, ANYWAY
WE BROUGHT OUR RADIOS, SO WE CAN HEAR THE STUPID COOMENTATORS
HARTLEY AND PETERS, MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER
WE WATCHED ALL 3 GRADES, BUDDY
TEASING ONE ANOTHER AS WE GO ABOUT OUR DUTIES OF CHEERING
RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP RAIDERS CLAP CLAP CLAP
AND WE HAD FUN TEASING ONE ANOTHER
I WAS THE IMAGINATION KING, AND ME AND LYLE ALSO WENT TO
THE CHEER FOR THE BELCONNEN MAGPIES WITH OUR BLACK AND WHITE STREAMERS
AND I CHEERED LOUDLY AND A LADY SAID, WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP
I SAID NEH, WHY SHOULD I LAD, IT’S A PRBLIC PLACE THIS FOOTY GROUND
AND AT THE CANBERRA COSTAIN CAT MATCH, I YELLED OUT COME ON *****’S
MEANING I WANT THE **** CCHHERGIRLS TO COME OUT
BUT THIS MAN THOUGHT I MEANT ***** CATS, AND SAID SHUT UP IDIOT
LYLE SAID, DON’T WORRY, IF YA WANT TO CHEER THE CHEERLEADERS ON WITH SOME ***
GO FOR IT, TIGER, AND YOU SHOULD CHEER FOR YOUR TEAM AS MUCH AS YA WANT
ME AND LYLE ALSO TOOK CARLA AND HER BROTHER CHRIS TO THE CANNONS
AND WE YELL OUT, CANNONS CLAP CLAP CLAP CANNONS CLAP CLAP CLAP CANNONS CLAP CLAP CLAP
AND EVERY BASKET, LYLE YELLED OUT, A BIG, HOOOORAHHHH
AND ANOTHER CHEER WENT LIKE THIS
HERE WE GO CANNONS, HERE WE GO, CLAP CLAP
HERE WE GO CANNONS HERE WE GO CLAP CLAP
HERE WE GO CANNONS HERE WE GO CLAP CLAP
AND WE RAN OUT AFTER THE CANNONS WON OR LOST ON TO THE COURT, TO HAVE A FEW SHOTS AT THE BASKET
I REMEMBER, I BECAME VERY POPULAR GOING TO SPORTS EVENTS, LIKE THIS
OUR RAID BASKETBALL WENT ONTO THE FIELD ONE DAY
AND THERE WAS A FINAL ON, AND ME, LYLE AND CARLA WAS IN THE SAME ROW
BECAUSE, THE SEATS, WERE SOLD, LYLE’S MUM SAID
BRIAN IS BEING FUNNY, HE IS PLAYING A JOKE ON YOU
BUT IF LYLE WANTS TO TEASE LIKE THAT WITH HIS FAMILY, I DON’T WANT HIS MATESHIP INTO ADULT HOOD
AND ME AND LYLE HAD A FALLING OUT, LYLE SHIPPED OFF TO SALE,
CANNONS ARE NO MORE
RAIDERS GRAND FINAL IS NO MORE
LYLE’S FRIENDSHIP IS NO MORE
OH YEAH IT SEEMS TO GO, YA DON’T KNOW WHAT YA HAD TILL IT’S GONE
YA SEE WITH PARADISE, WE ENDED THESE STUPID MATES
ALL BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE IN 1990, ON GRAND FINAL DAY
I ALWAYS REMEMBERED PLAYING BASKETBALL AND WODEN AND HAVING A DRINK IN THE CLUB AFTERWARDS
IT WAS RADICALLY AWESOME DUDES
I WAS UNDERAGED, BUT I STUCK WITH JUICE
I REMEMBER PAT ORGANISED THIS BIG BBQ IN HIS FLAT
WITH EVERYONE FROM BASKETBALL
AND WE ALL HAD SO MUCH FUN
THANK YOU PATRICK AND LYLE
FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY WONDERFUL LIFE
THANKS DUDES