Why can't you type normally?
Is it really hard to do?
I find myself struggling to read
So I can reply to you.
Why Do You Type Like This?
Is the shift key your best friend?
Or d u tlk lyke dis
Nd nvr c n nd
Is this a new type of language?
I must have missed the memo,
Because trying to translate all those words
Would drive anyone ******
We've all been to English class,
And still you cannot write.
Dis sil iz kiln mi brayn
It's given me a fright!
So why, oh why, do you type this way?
I'm starting to really doubt
That English is something easy to obtain,
Well that's it--I'm out.