The universe is a magical place Full of wonders and stars out in space Closer to home there are species a many Mankind is only one of them We invented many many things From baseball bats to film that clings Spades and boots such wonderful things There'sΒ Β gaffer tape to fix the wrongs And zip ties to keep things snug But mankind has birthed a few total neds Who need the baseball bat around the head! The zip ties to keep them still The cling film to hold the spills All nicely wrapped in gaffer tape We don't want to leave any DNA Then it's boots on, and hello *****! Another perfect shallow grave All this allas is just for fun cos lucky for you we have some laws Because today I almost dug your hole Then bury another of mankinds mistakes And spend tomorrow with a smiley face.