I'm in the real world, I'm in the real world Just relaxing here doing my tapestry You see people going out trying to hard to get away from their past But that doesn't mean much to me You see I'm in the real world, I'm in the real world The posh and conservative life doesn't work for me Cause I am in the real world, enjoying the real world And I know I am respected and I don't care what the people who don't, think Cause I am in the real world, the good old life of the real world Yes, that is definately the right place for me You see when I go to a pub just to have a drink, you see And everyone seems to be teasing you,ok And I don't worry about that, oh no Cause I'm in the real world, the good old real world And that is the place I want to stay You see I have this imagination, man And it makes me feel so happy, and I watch the news and see people being robbed And that makes me so unhappy, oh yeah And that was the thing that made the real world seem hard And I was feeling very bad, and my mind was afloat And I wanted to stay with the crowd I was putting on weight, being as slow and weak And I was as negative as fucken **** But I fucken turned my life around And started to do exercise, and that made me so happy Because now I can unleash my imagination And be apart of both worlds, the real and imiginary And then I feel so happy as can be Cause whether people think that the world ain't happy **** them, cause I am now in the real world The mighty mighty real world, I am the happiest as can be No turning back, oh yeah, let's get down