I drink a coffee to keep you safe



You see Bobby Farmers, was a simple man
Who loves to drink coffee all day
He'll drink it at work, and he'll drink it at play
And drink it all ****** day
He will find two siblings who are awfully shy
And drink his coffee and make them sit next to him
And then if they did, they were like us
And they went home, they were so square
You see the sibling who was like us
Teased the square one day in and day out
And made them so angry, that he will punch him
Then he'll have another coffee and then another coffee
And they will get drink another to keep this dude with the family
And if either of them drifted away from family life
He will send a kidnapper over and he'll tell them to grab them
And they'll be pulled right into the car
While the kidnapper had this sibling, the man sat their drinking his coffee
And still treated him like a cool kid
Saying, mate, I am a man, and you are a kid
And your still getting teased even if I have to kidnap you to tease you
And I will mate, I am not a little shy boy, dude
I will kidnap you and you will be dead before nightfall
Cause you drink a coffee, to keep you away from the dangers of the world