Jan 2015
BRIAN ALLAN PARADING AROUND THE COUPLES
IāM BRIAN ALLAN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
WALKING AROUND THE MALL, BEHIND A YOUNG COUPLE
WITH MY COKE CAN IN MY HAND
AND THEN WITH THE SAME COKE CAN
I WALKED AROUND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE
AND THEN GOT ANOTHER COKE CAN
AND I DID IT AGAIN, AS I ROTATED IT ABOUT 4 HOURS AT THE MALL
ALL THE SINGLE INDEPENDANT WALKERS ALL WENT YEAH TO ME
LIKE I STUCK WITH THE COUPLES, NOT CARING FOR THE LITTLE GUY
AND I SAID, I AM A KID AND YOU ARE A MAN
AND HE SAID, YEAH, YOUR A KID ALRIGHT, A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAG KID, BUDDY
THEN I BOUGHT ANOTHER COKE CAN AND I ROTATED IN ONE OLD
COUPLE AND A YOUNG COUPLE AND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE
SAYING I WAS A LITTLE COOL KID, TO ALL THE FAMILIES
AS I SAT BEHIND EACH COUPLE, SIPPING MY COKE
AND THE COUPLE SPOKE TO EACH OTHER, ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE
AT THE MALL FOR, WHILE ME, WELL, I LEFT THEM
AND SAT THERE LIKE A BIG SHY PERSON, CAUSE I WAS TOO SHY
TO ENJOY LIFE THEY THOUGHT, AND THEN I JUMPED UP AND SCREAMED
HEY LADIES, HAVE YA EVER HAD A MAN, GOES AWAY FOR BUSINESS
AFTER FALLING IN THE CAN, HE COMES HOME LATE AT NIGHT FROM WORK
YA COOKED HIM DINNER AND I CALLED HIM A ****
AND THEN THE ATMOSPHERE CAME BACK
I FOLLOWED ANOTHER YOUNG COUPLE AROUND THE MALL WITH MY COKE
AND THEN I FOLLOWED ANOTHER OLD COUPLE THROUGH THE MALL
AND I ROTATED THIS FOR A LONG TIME
AND THEN DAD CAME IN THE MALL, AND I PLAYED COOL FOR THE SCHOOL TEACHER
WITH THE KIDDIES, DESPITE THEM TEASING ME, MOST OF THE DAY
THROUGH ME FOLLOWING THE COUPLES AROUND
AFTER DAD LEFT, I HAD THE COOL KID LOOK, OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YA DRINK COKE
AND PARADE AROUND BEHIND THE COUPLES ALL DAY
AT NIGHT, ON WEEKDAYS, I WOULD SIT WITH MY MUM AND DAD
AND BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
HAVING A WONDERFUL CHIN WAH, AND THEN I WILL GO DOWN
TO THE BACK AND BE A BIG COOL KID TO THE COUPLES
PLAYING A SHOW IN MY ROOM TO ALL THE YOUNG DUDES
IN THE BACK OF MY HOUSE
AND ON OTHER NIGHTS, LIKE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
OFF TO THE NIGHTCLUBS TO DANCE WITH THE HOT WOMEN THERE
ALL THIS ROTATED FOR 3 YEARS, AND I DID 3 YEARS GETTING HOPELESSLY DRUNK
WHICH GOT RID OF MY ROTATING FROM ONE COUPLE TO THE OTHER
I WAS A COOL PERSON BACK THEN
AND NOW, THAT BIG KOOMARRI MAN TO MUCK AROUND WITH IS
AN ARTIST, WRITER, AND A YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER
IāM BRIAN ALLAN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
WALKING AROUND THE MALL, BEHIND A YOUNG COUPLE
WITH MY COKE CAN IN MY HAND
AND THEN WITH THE SAME COKE CAN
I WALKED AROUND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE
AND THEN GOT ANOTHER COKE CAN
AND I DID IT AGAIN, AS I ROTATED IT ABOUT 4 HOURS AT THE MALL
ALL THE SINGLE INDEPENDANT WALKERS ALL WENT YEAH TO ME
LIKE I STUCK WITH THE COUPLES, NOT CARING FOR THE LITTLE GUY
AND I SAID, I AM A KID AND YOU ARE A MAN
AND HE SAID, YEAH, YOUR A KID ALRIGHT, A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAG KID, BUDDY
THEN I BOUGHT ANOTHER COKE CAN AND I ROTATED IN ONE OLD
COUPLE AND A YOUNG COUPLE AND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE
SAYING I WAS A LITTLE COOL KID, TO ALL THE FAMILIES
AS I SAT BEHIND EACH COUPLE, SIPPING MY COKE
AND THE COUPLE SPOKE TO EACH OTHER, ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE
AT THE MALL FOR, WHILE ME, WELL, I LEFT THEM
AND SAT THERE LIKE A BIG SHY PERSON, CAUSE I WAS TOO SHY
TO ENJOY LIFE THEY THOUGHT, AND THEN I JUMPED UP AND SCREAMED
HEY LADIES, HAVE YA EVER HAD A MAN, GOES AWAY FOR BUSINESS
AFTER FALLING IN THE CAN, HE COMES HOME LATE AT NIGHT FROM WORK
YA COOKED HIM DINNER AND I CALLED HIM A ****
AND THEN THE ATMOSPHERE CAME BACK
I FOLLOWED ANOTHER YOUNG COUPLE AROUND THE MALL WITH MY COKE
AND THEN I FOLLOWED ANOTHER OLD COUPLE THROUGH THE MALL
AND I ROTATED THIS FOR A LONG TIME
AND THEN DAD CAME IN THE MALL, AND I PLAYED COOL FOR THE SCHOOL TEACHER
WITH THE KIDDIES, DESPITE THEM TEASING ME, MOST OF THE DAY
THROUGH ME FOLLOWING THE COUPLES AROUND
AFTER DAD LEFT, I HAD THE COOL KID LOOK, OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YA DRINK COKE
AND PARADE AROUND BEHIND THE COUPLES ALL DAY
AT NIGHT, ON WEEKDAYS, I WOULD SIT WITH MY MUM AND DAD
AND BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
HAVING A WONDERFUL CHIN WAH, AND THEN I WILL GO DOWN
TO THE BACK AND BE A BIG COOL KID TO THE COUPLES
PLAYING A SHOW IN MY ROOM TO ALL THE YOUNG DUDES
IN THE BACK OF MY HOUSE
AND ON OTHER NIGHTS, LIKE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
OFF TO THE NIGHTCLUBS TO DANCE WITH THE HOT WOMEN THERE
ALL THIS ROTATED FOR 3 YEARS, AND I DID 3 YEARS GETTING HOPELESSLY DRUNK
WHICH GOT RID OF MY ROTATING FROM ONE COUPLE TO THE OTHER
I WAS A COOL PERSON BACK THEN
AND NOW, THAT BIG KOOMARRI MAN TO MUCK AROUND WITH IS
AN ARTIST, WRITER, AND A YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER
