BRIAN ALLAN PARADING AROUND THE COUPLES



I’M BRIAN ALLAN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

WALKING AROUND THE MALL, BEHIND A YOUNG COUPLE

WITH MY COKE CAN IN MY HAND

AND THEN WITH THE SAME COKE CAN

I WALKED AROUND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE

AND THEN GOT ANOTHER COKE CAN

AND I DID IT AGAIN, AS I ROTATED IT ABOUT 4 HOURS AT THE MALL

ALL THE SINGLE INDEPENDANT WALKERS ALL WENT YEAH TO ME

LIKE I STUCK WITH THE COUPLES, NOT CARING FOR THE LITTLE GUY

AND I SAID, I AM A KID AND YOU ARE A MAN

AND HE SAID, YEAH, YOUR A KID ALRIGHT, A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAG KID, BUDDY

THEN I BOUGHT ANOTHER COKE CAN AND I ROTATED IN ONE OLD

COUPLE AND A YOUNG COUPLE AND A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE

SAYING I WAS A LITTLE COOL KID, TO ALL THE FAMILIES

AS I SAT BEHIND EACH COUPLE, SIPPING MY COKE

AND THE COUPLE SPOKE TO EACH OTHER, ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE

AT THE MALL FOR, WHILE ME, WELL, I LEFT THEM

AND SAT THERE LIKE A BIG SHY PERSON, CAUSE I WAS TOO SHY

TO ENJOY LIFE THEY THOUGHT, AND THEN I JUMPED UP AND SCREAMED

HEY LADIES, HAVE YA EVER HAD A MAN, GOES AWAY FOR BUSINESS

AFTER FALLING IN THE CAN, HE COMES HOME LATE AT NIGHT FROM WORK

YA COOKED HIM DINNER AND I CALLED HIM A ****

AND THEN THE ATMOSPHERE CAME BACK

I FOLLOWED ANOTHER YOUNG COUPLE AROUND THE MALL WITH MY COKE

AND THEN I FOLLOWED ANOTHER OLD COUPLE THROUGH THE MALL

AND I ROTATED THIS FOR A LONG TIME

AND THEN DAD CAME IN THE MALL, AND I PLAYED COOL FOR THE SCHOOL TEACHER

WITH THE KIDDIES, DESPITE THEM TEASING ME, MOST OF THE DAY

THROUGH ME FOLLOWING THE COUPLES AROUND

AFTER DAD LEFT, I HAD THE COOL KID LOOK, OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YA DRINK COKE

AND PARADE AROUND BEHIND THE COUPLES ALL DAY

AT NIGHT, ON WEEKDAYS, I WOULD SIT WITH MY MUM AND DAD

AND BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

HAVING A WONDERFUL CHIN WAH, AND THEN I WILL GO DOWN

TO THE BACK AND BE A BIG COOL KID TO THE COUPLES

PLAYING A SHOW IN MY ROOM TO ALL THE YOUNG DUDES

IN THE BACK OF MY HOUSE

AND ON OTHER NIGHTS, LIKE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

OFF TO THE NIGHTCLUBS TO DANCE WITH THE HOT WOMEN THERE

ALL THIS ROTATED FOR 3 YEARS, AND I DID 3 YEARS GETTING HOPELESSLY DRUNK

WHICH GOT RID OF MY ROTATING FROM ONE COUPLE TO THE OTHER

I WAS A COOL PERSON BACK THEN

AND NOW, THAT BIG KOOMARRI MAN TO MUCK AROUND WITH IS

AN ARTIST, WRITER, AND A YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER