I was a bite the beer bottle with my teeth kind of guy



You see I drank my beer, and I enjoyed, it, yeah
And then I had a few smokes, a pack of 50, yeah yeah
Everyone came over for a party, maybe three or four
Because that is how many friends you've got
The rest are acquaintances yeah they are
So, to end their friendship, I told them *******
And threw their wallets to the crowd
Some came in with all guns blazing
And others moved out with more
The women of this world worried
As if we were really scared somewhat
But then a big ***** came up to me
And said I will punch your fucken head in
Then he took me to his place
And tied me up out back, and then
The *****, said, you are mine, all mine
Your family will never see you again
Getting drunk and smoking cigarettes
Is what they do for fun,,but when I got free
I was so fucken angry at them, I went to the bottle shop
To buy a beer,,and then I get the bottle open with his teeth
And then drink them down fast,,and after that we went out
To play a neat little game, which is crack the bottle on the road
And crack it back again, and then you left all the glass everywhere
And it went crazy, oh ****** yeah
I was a bite the beer bottle with my teeth kind of guy
And that is what I am