God must be human because I didn't really cry at my uncle's funeral because I couldn't stop crying at my dad's because a girl I went to highschool with just died, she was 22. God must be human because mistakes have been made because World War because I can't seem to remember my locker combination. God must be human because I look just like my dad because every day is a reminder that he's gone because that couldn't have been intentional. God must be human because no omnipotent being would allow for such destruction because no omniscient being would ignore such destruction because no omnibenevolent being would withhold goodness. God must be human because because because because I am.