Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's voiding 'Art' Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he has bad dreams Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's fantasized Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he babbles on Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he flushes on Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Egó here And an Egó there Here an Egó, there an Egó Everywhere an Egó Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh-Óh-Óh