Gunmetal Christmas socks pulled past the calf like go-getter high school girls "rocking" rainbow ******* below the belt loops. I never went a day without seeing short shorts and socks replacing pant legs with a gap at the knee to breathe. Downplay X-mas with black jeans thinning 'bove the knees. I guess it's payback for all the surly Santas paid per nervous child lapdance that got ******* out of $1.50 because I walked away. For all the St. Nicks breathing pressurized bourbon on little kids' wishlists. Thread through a burgundy belt frayed by the buckle teeth. And I'm sure this is really burgundy, probably the only burgundy I never questioned much, unless the manufacturer's lying to me. Unless it's really a flexible case for wild circuits and tiny open mics in bars going on 'round the clock. Not just Tuesdays. Fiber optics around my waist transmitting telephone transmissions and cybernetic **** monitoring my hips and what my **** does. And my thoughts; they're ******* taking my thoughts. Precious poetry lines lost to the scarcity of pens in my car, when I'll shave next, whether or not I want a burr grinder, if I'll break glasses at work and have to drink the glitters like iced tea from the hardwood floor. Maybe I'll cut my gums. Maybe my tongue'll become a chandelier butterfly and carry me to Coudersport or Elmira or Nowhere to watch pregnant teenagers push flat-tire shopping carts ******-shaking in the newborn section. Their babies are spitting up Gerber plans Mom has never considered. Baby's just a rock rolling down the birth canal that may someday end up a boulder in a state park.