I guess I failed in my desire to protect the children of the world From disaster and death BUT I did make a fortune selling personalized Designer Razor Blades ( gold ! )
With the girl's name engraved upon it And her thumb print attached in cased she cut too deep
And I do donate 5 % ! of the profit to crisis centers around the world
Thusly uniting
AUTHENTIC CONCERN + AMERICAN CAPITALISTIC VALUES !