There's an old drunk begging
His girl left the wedding
He'll get messed up
Then I'll fess up
"I took that thing from you today
yeah she's upstairs waiting to lay
down with me tonight
and we'll be under the moonlight"


He didn't much like that
That stupid ignorant ****

So I looked in his eye
And I said with a sigh
"Yeah that girl dress in white?
What do you want to fight?
I can barely stand the sight
of you
I can't believe the height of you."

At this point he raises from his stool
I was ready for a duel
But in fact
When he stood
He fell through the wood
And this ended the night
Of the knight who thought he could