Stop right now and NUT IT OUT Which way you wish to go, Do you want the wealth and stressful strain Or blithely flick and throw?
Do you preen yourself with smiling pride Owning shining chattels new, Whilst shallow OTHERS OGLE With those envious eyes on you? Or do you seek the clean four winds Untrammelled by concern, With sleeping bag, a crescent moon Whilst crackling bonfires burn?
Have you thought to chuck it all The car, the house, the boat And cause your superficial friends To snigger, leer and gloat? To simply live in HUMBLE CIRCUMSTANCE To wake without a plan, To greet the day with unconcern And breathe a new, fresh man.
Is the courage there to TAKE THE CHANGE, Can you make the first big move, Or does convention stay your hand To stray from comfort’s groove? Have you thought about what others think, Reactions from the crowd, The clamorous cacophony Of objection rendered loud?
“Absolutely NOT, my dear” Pygmalion my ****. To throw it all away, Silly, Simply would... betray your Class! “It’s all so rudimentary This thing of living rough” “Reminds me of the great apes, And other basic stuff!”
There’s loads of reasons why YOU CAN’T, The mortgage at the bank, Insurance is essential And while we’re being frank... There’s the tennis club subscription And the afternoons I’d miss Sipping lattes with the ladies ..though, the gossip’s SO remiss.
Perhaps we’ll put it off for now Another day perchance, When devilment and joi le vivre EFFUSE another prance. When the dream of having freedom With the cold wind in my hair, Will drive me to release The inner WILDNESS hidden there.