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My wife sent me down to the store She said buy this and not one thing more I returned having spent At least two months rent Now my wife is passed out in the floor
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Jan 2
Jan 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM UTC
Shopping
My wife sent me down to the store She said buy this and not one thing more I returned having spent At least two months rent Now my wife is passed out in the floor
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Jan 2
Jan 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM UTC
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