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"This Smells Like My Vagina" Candle

by Carlo-C-Gomez

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle may be completely sold out, but it's not the only bizarre product she sells – how about jade eggs that can be inserted into the vagina and “recharged” with the light of a full moon? All things considered, the candle is pretty much on-brand...
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56 / M / The Exclusion Zone
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Written by
Carlo-C-Gomez
56 / M / The Exclusion Zone
Published
Jan 14, 2020
Time
1m
Tags
#vagina#candles#bizarre#products#paltrow#humor#funny#sarcasm#satire
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