#products
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*A diamond is forever.
Don't leave home without it.
The complete man
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Snap, crackle, pop.
Pleasure you want. Protection you trust.
As fresh as an autumn breeze.
Maybe she's born with it.
Think different.
Make. Believe.
Have a happy period.*
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Dec 2, 2021
Dec 2, 2021 at 11:24 AM UTC
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ****** Candle
may be completely sold out,
but it's not the only bizarre product she sells – how about jade eggs that can be inserted into the ****** and “recharged” with the light of a full moon?
All things considered, the candle is pretty much on-brand...
Jan 14, 2020
Jan 14, 2020 at 7:37 PM UTC
I often get a little bit of inspiration,
Just here and there.
And I can pump out products
With great amounts of confidence.
But soon,
My precious inspiration,
My lifeblood and soul,
Shall leave me just a shell of my former self.
May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019 at 10:09 PM UTC
Oh,
Another 5 second ad
So harmless,
harmless!
Oh,
Another 5 second ad
I can't ****
- ing skip!
It's
Not that I've not the time
-- I do!
It's
because we've
figured how
to fit
the least
necessary ****
into
just
one
blink!
What is typical is shown
What is me is mostly unknown
I don't want to be the ghost in your eyes
before I've lived, before I'm dead
Oct 18, 2017
Oct 18, 2017 at 8:04 PM UTC
Comes not from using domestic produce,
But such products help fiscal deficit reduce.
Jan 24, 2017
Jan 24, 2017 at 12:53 AM UTC