The fool walks alone
     stripped of falsehood, envy and hypocrisy
     he finds happiness along the way
     though mocked and frowned upon by society

The world is no morality ground and holds no rule
        for me but despair;  my hope is in choosing to be a fool

1

The race is won not by the fastest
but by the one who is the wisest.

2
None can control the growth of population
'tis due to ubiquitous copulation

3

Note: knowledge does not set you free
the best path is through honesty

4  
      Hurry, hurry, hurry
      today's great malady

5
      In the club your friends were laughing at you
      They whispered 'Stale jokes, nothing ever new'

1

If you know how to simplify
your problems will not multiply

2
Because you see with one eye only
the horizon surely looks blurry

3
He is truly wise
who gives no advice

4

If you don't seize opportunity
it will fly to someone too quickly

5
You are your own teacher
that's all, go no further

1
Sigmund Freud's sexuality theory--
not everyone could agree with or applaud
some critics wrote derisively :
'His name should have been spelt Sickman Fraud'.

2

Freud was fixated on ***
that constituted an obsession
did he become so
due to his own repression?

3

Freud: Religion is like childhood neurosis
a statement too brash and bold
if there were a heaven
he would be left out in the cold.

4
Freud's home was full of antiques of all types
was he a compulsive hoarder?
how should he label himself?
can we say  his mind was in complete order?

5
If you could understand
Freud's theories on id, ego, super-ego
you would get closer  to being a shrink
some say--that's all you need to know.

1
The shrink told his nurse
'I must go home---I've something on my mind'
'What's worrying you Doctor?'
His reply: 'I left my alter ego behind'

2
The shrink said to his patient
'Let me put on my glove before I shake your hand--please excuse me'
The latter asked: ' Is there something wrong with me?'
The good doctor replied: ' Oh no, it's just that I suffer from OCD'.

3

The shrink said to his nurse
'   I am going on leave---working too hard I think'
'To America, Europe or Asia?' she enquired
The boss replied: ' Oh no, I need to see a shrink'.

4
Patient to the shrink
' Doctor, are you Freudian, Jungian or Adlerian? '
Reply: ' I am not sure--those buggers
Are just as mad as I am--I really don't have an opinion'

5

The shrink could not marry
He was afraid of the female ***
He told his colleague
'  Last night, I dreamt a woman was chasing me with an axe!'

China of old was a nation
of traditional avid tea-drinkers
when foreign alcoholic drinks were brought in
the Chinese turned into tea--totallers.