Happy Birthday to me.
So light me up a cigarette
and get the water boiling.
Kiss me on the cheek
and I'll kiss yours,
now how about pizza, I'm buying.
Take me to a movie,
but smoke me out first,
buy me a soda, it doesn't have to be a large.
I'm a week older than I was last week,
and seventeen years older than when I was born.
But don't worry about numbers, just give me a hug.