He's so old, man, so old
He turned 100 the other day
And i just had to ask him; how?
How the hell do you survive for that long?
He said he never smoke,
Rarely drank
Stayed active
Ate healthy
And i said no, no that's not what i mean,
I mean, How could you survive,
How could you stand it all for that many years?
He looked at me blankly
And said,
"You know, I really have no clue"