SINCE 1972 A MAN HAS
CONSUMED 30,000 BIG MACS
NOT PIES, NOT SAUSAGE ROLLS
BUT A BIG MAC ATTACK



ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A
GREAT RECORD  BE SET
NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
BUT  BIG MACS YOU BET



SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
WHAT EVER YOU DO EAT ALOT
NOT PIES, NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
FOR BIG MACS ARE THE SHOT


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NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA
CHAT ON DENUCLEARISATION PLEDGE
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL CHAT SOON
THE WORLD IS STILL ON EDGE




TRUMP AND KIM JONG UN
WILL HAVE AN HISTORIC MEET
BUT TRUMP IS STILL KEEPING THE PRESSURE
FOR TRUMP WONT EXCEPT DEFEAT




PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST ACT LIKE
A TRUE AMERICAN LEADER
THIS METING WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
AND TWITTER WILL BE THE READER

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU SEE
WOW NO PRESENT FOR ME
PLEASE COME ON DONALD
DO I HAVE TO GET ON ONE KNEE



JUST BUY ME A BIG RING
OR A NICE FANCY CAR
MY OWN PRIVATE JET
SO I CAN TRAVEL VERY FAR




ITS MY 48TH BIRTHDAY
YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT YOU SEE
COME ON PLEASE DONALD
BUY A PRESENT FOR ME

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MICHAEL COHEN
ARE FIGHTING ROBERT MUELLER
THE INVESTIGATION INTO PRESIDENT TRUMP
THE COFFERS ARE GETTING FULLER



FULL OF EVIDENCE ON THE PRESIDENCY
DID RUSSIA REALLY HELP
WAS PRESIDENT TRUMP HELPED INTO OFFICE
LIKE A PUPPY HE NOW YELPS




LET ROBERT MUELLER COMPLETE HIS TASK
IF YOU ARE INNOCENT IT IS NOT A WORRY
BUT IF YOU ARE NOT JUST GIVE A SHOVE
AND MUELLER IS OUT IN A HURRY

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING
FOR RUSSIA'S RESPONSE ABOUT SYRIA
AMERICA FRANCE AND THE UK
ARE DEFINITELY CREATING HYSTERIA




THE WHOLE WORLD IS ANNALYSING
THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS REACTION
WHAT IS RUSSIA GOING TO DO
IN RETALIATION TO THIS ACTION




ARE WE COMMENTING ON THE
END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW
WHAT IS RUSSIA GOING TO DO
RUSSIA WILL GIVE IT A GOOD GO

AMERICA FRANCE AND THE UK
AIRSTRIKES ARE NOW A SOLUTION
WILL RUSSIA AND SYRIA STRIKE BACK
IS PEACE NOW NOT A RESOLUTION



CHEMICAL WEAPONS HAVE BEEN USED
THAT KILLED SYRIANS OWN PEOPLE
WILL THIS CAUSE A WORLD WIDE WAR
WILL OUR WORLD NOW BE CRIPPLED



OUR WORLD IS NOW IN A HORRIBLE PLACE
WHERE LIFE IS NOW NOT PURE
WHAT IS A LIFE REALLY WORTH
FOR PEACE IS NOW NOT SURE


WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO BRING PEACE

TRUMP TOWER HAS A FIRE
ON THE 50TH FLOOR
PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT
TRUMPS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR



MY BEAUTIFUL BUILDING IS SCARED
MY MASTER PIECE IS NOW DESTROYED
MY BEAUTIFUL TRUMP TOWER
MY STAFF NOW UNEMPLOTED



I AM PRESIDENT TRUMP YOU SEE
MY BEAUTIFUL TRUMP TOWER
PIT IT OUT PUT IT OUT
IN MY TOWER OF POWER