Three blind rats The violent type Ran the sewers Day and night. Every sewer was Their domain To any outsider They would Inflict pain. Billy,Bolly,Bango, Had a friend called Dave If you misbehave I’ll give you the plaque. Im a ***** rat Top of the world
Fathomless sorrow Reaching through time All my love swimming Lost in a glass of wine. Candle burning slowly Time standing still Another night alone I’ll be paying the bill. Fathomless sorrow Of a broken heart still Looking for love, and a fresh new start.
Surfing the world On a nuclear bomb, With elegant style Panache and aplomb. Around and around Undecided where to stop Like the grand master In a circus big top. Entertaining the masses With laughter and fear, Hip hip hooray Who let out a big cheer. Every so often when losing One’s grip please don’t get your **** Stuck in your zip.
Riding this horse Through glens And dales being chased By demons and Witches that wail. Being closed down At very high speed Now Im thinking I shouldn’t have Smoked that ****. The horse then Turned into a unicorn, In my right hand Appeared a brass horn I put to my lips a blasted Out a tune What was I hearing 99 Red balloons Still this tune upon This day Kept those demons and witches away.
Im guilty as charged I’ve committed a sin Im keeping my sin Tightly within Actually I would Rather not I had *** with the Wife’s sister She’s rather hot. I don’t even like her The nether regions We’re warm All this is going to do Is kick up a storm. Shall I let it run its ugly course Keep my sin to myself Looks like we’re heading For divorce What the future holds I shall ponder and dread All I can say her sister Is great in bed.
Dreaming Im floating In the depths of dark Im swimming in the sea Being chased by sharks. Running through fires Bombs dropping from sky Flying with butterflies In these dreams I die. I crawl down the stairs Being chased by the dark Midnight is coming The clocks start to bark. Im out with the fairies Surfing the Milky Way These nights I dream I come out to play.