Drunk girl crying in the parking lot
Always begins her ‘plaints with “I”
Dull boy whining on an email screen
Always begins his notes with “I”
Mean girl screaming in the shopping mall
Always begins her rage with “I”
Sad boy ******* on a cigarette
Always begins his verse with “I”
‘Lone girl staring at a tv set
Always begins her sigh with “I”
And why?
Because they overdose on I, ME, MY