You're a ******? Hey me too!
I've waited all my life for you.
Looks don't matter, not to me
I'm looking for inner beauty.
I have a car, it's in the shop.
I won't call you a tease if you say stop.
I live with my mom cause she gets lonely.
Who's cheating? Not me, you're my one and only.
It was before I met you, it didn't mean a thing.
Hey, the diamond was real when I bought the ring!
I'm hung like a horse, I can *** all night.
She came on to me! I put up a fight!
I'm not drunk...I'm not high...shoot I'm barely buzzin.
That chick you saw me with? Man, that girl's my cousin!
I'll call you tomorrow. I had a great time.
I know for a fact that baby ain't mine!
These are some of the lies that are told by some guys,
but no need to give up if you're looking for love.
No need to freak out!
That's not all that's about.
I know some of them lie and I don't know just why,
but, just sit yourself down take a deep breath and then....
Since guys cheat and lie and make us all cry....
Just go out and look for REAL MEN!
A light comical write with just touch of truth! A bit of an older poem of mine. Thought I'd share it here!