I was eating a tuna fish donut when the phone rang. It was a wrong number. I didn't know Peggy so we talked for hours. My brain was foggy when she shut up. I met her at the gas station later. She got gas and didn't want to be groped. I respected her more than God and I told her to put out or shut up. This wasn't the only gas station in town.

THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT ~ One day I'm in the hospital, the next day I'm impregnating a bus driver. I don't drink alcohol socially, unless I run out of ******.

Yesterday, as I was eating bitter-sweet *** cookies on my Mexican neighbor's unpainted balcony alone, day-dreaming about becoming an alcoholic, a huge volcano erupted, wiping out the V.F.W. where all the drunks drank.

Queer-bait ***** guys scratch **** when their rubbers meet the road
& their cell ******* scream for more when lard blubber meats erode
into 12-inch wieners to pork homosexy pig cops lousy with scabies
under fraternal orders to lure rabid dogs into bed with deadly rabies
whilst harassing ***** Puerto Rican ****** birthin' ******* babies
of crucial **** action & colored temperament stung not by gay bees
buzzing sheep-******,' tobacco-chewin,' marijuana-toking hayseeds

⚦ ⚧ ⚨ ⚩ ☿ ♁ ****** attracts flies.

⚈ End loneliness with a bus pass.

In 1995 I was given a pass, for it you don't have to chew out my ***
that'd bounded beyond the musical range of ham-***** Mama Cass
whose lousy death made another ****-tall **** gynecologically pass
by deck-swabbbers & cranberry-boggers whose prance invokes sass
When sailing in a boat beware of tasty fish diving down your throat
from corporate fisheries where wild mercury causes mercurial bloat
that facilitates Nixon's phlebitis while buttery, malarial fleas bite us