This guy, all sexiness, yet he used the term "bestie."
I can't want to let him ***** me
Anymore
Which is good
Because he didn't want to ***** me, either
Maybe he did it on purpose

Dancing
While all of her Boyfriends are Stepping
And having a real good time
...for a while

I'm pretty sure I made him laugh at himself.  
I love when that happens

If you are feeling small
Unloved
And less than nothing
All you have to do is attempt suicide
And some *******
Hello Poetry
Will tattoo your name
Right on her body
Just please try not to
Actually die
While attempting suicide

I'm the one
Commenting out loud
On what everyone else
Is pretending not to see

It could happen so
That one day
The word "******"
Would be taken as a compliment
I would like to see that day

If it stirs your heart it is poetry
--Suzy Masser (but now I'm stressing I spelled her name wrong)

Sometimes I think I'm a trendsetter
And sometimes I think I'm a
Bigheaded snot

Poetry is not coursing through
My veins
I would not die
If I did not write
But I would not live forever
If I did not write

Please, baby
Please baby
Craft it for me
Set me free
For eternity
In your poetry
Attention *****
That's me

We depict babies
Shooting people
With arrows
As if it is saintly
And wonder why
There are shootings
In school

He's the guy attracted to
The girls who are
Broken
He wants to be the knight in
Shining armor
Rescuing the fair maiden
From her misery
He will not accept
He is broken
Too

That accidental fit of genius
That took me ten minutes to
Notice
Otherwise known as
Dumb Luck

The one
Who you always
Wonder
If they are
Wondering
About you

I get a kick
When someone gets broken up with
And says
"They'll never find anyone like me."

That **** boy
So smart
So beautiful
So sweet
He was worth looking past
Most things
But he wasn't worth
Not looking at all

Some souls
Are kick-***
Unbreakable
And mighty
Others want sympathy
While cutting your psyche
Sometimes
It's the choice between
Unbreakable
And
Always broken

Perhaps
It is less a loss
Experiencing heart break
Than never experiencing heartbreak
Of the two possible options
I'd choose the heartbreak
(Again)

Today is one
In which most seem to be Walking
Under a dark cloud
Or two

I wish you knew you could
Find me
But I know you wish you could

I just might be one of those people
Whom which nobody is indifferent
Except myself

Always grateful
"Thanks for hurting my feelings,"
"Thanks for not listening
Thanks for letting me down"
Um...
" You're welcome, and thanks for blowing my good mood."

When Mother Earth
Herself
Weighs in
On the leadership
Chosen by us
We are
A bunch
Of idiots
With undersized
Aortic pumps
And oversized
Egos

One man's A list celebrity
Is a **** star
One man's **** star
Is an A list celebrity

Hearts are never broken
Without the owner's
Participation

If birth control pills could give a buzz
"Unwanted" pregnancy would no longer be a
Problem

Calling someone a "sheeple"
Only proves you're a hypocrite

She had the aura
Of a woman
In love with a man
Who didn't deserve her

You're dead now
****** overdose
But if you were alive
I wouldn't call
You were terrible
Calling me "****" all the time
Beating me up
If there's a Mother's Day
Category
For worst of all time
I'd nominate you
And you'd win

When your young kids are scared of monsters
You tell them
You know a witch who taught you
A magic spell
It goes...
Any mean monster that comes into this house
Will instantly be turned
Into a mouse...
It really works
And kids can sleep peacefully

We always say
"May s/he rest in peace"
S/he is resting in peace
All rest is peace
We should say
"May you survive in peace"

I'll bet
Jimi Hendrix
Was a great lay

When the baby has a fever
So bad
His shadow is sweating

How does
It come to pass
That no one in Catholic church
Realizes it is traumatizing to a
Child
To tell them they're
Eating
"The body of Christ"
?

Man's flawed theory of
Religion
Is that man grants himself Eternal
Blissful
Afterlife
The nerve!  
We turn our souls immortal
Declare ourselves gods
With souls immortal
Blissful ever after

His brain was so much more beautiful
Than his personality

One day, there will likely be a Race
Reassignment surgery
And of course
It will cause an
Uproar
At first
But soon
Humanity will understand
Race is a state of mind
Not an outward
Appearance

Throughout,
She had been
Mostly fortunate
In the blessed surrounding
Of good people
She had been permanently damaged by a bad person
But found
Much to her surprise
The damage was not permanent
Though the layer she brought from it
Was uniquely her
To those lucky to see
She was not damaged
She was scarred
And scars grow back tougher than the original
And, in most cases, leave a beautiful reminder of the day God taught your *** a lesson

Tougher for the bones
On the way down.
Humans are built for uphill
Maybe

I go by your opinion
It has served me well
If you've given your approval
It's worth a read
And a retell

The one we worship
Would routinely
Wash other people's feet

There are times
When non-English speakers have
Specific similarities in the
Way they interpret English
I notice it most in Asian cultures
And it forms a Kaleidoscope of English
That is, to me
Beautiful to see

When we see you
With your *****
Whip
Cracking on the crack
As if that's all they lack
And all you have to give
That
Man will never live
On *****,
Alone
Neither can you

If I get naked in completely Deserted
Outdoors
I still feel weird about being Naked
Outdoors

My poem wasn't that great
But the comments were Fascinating

I tell my kids
If they ever die in a car accident
And they weren't wearing a seatbelt
I'm gonna give their corpse
The belt, alright
Right in front of witnesses
If I have to

He's the guy with years
Just wishing
He would have
Done what she'd asked
She's the one with years
Just wishing
He could have been
A better...

Nobody likes the one who is telling them about they badd self
Tell someone how great they are
They will surely like you
And probably
Introduce you to all their friends
So you can keep saying
How great they are
Nobody likes the one saying
"Spend time with your kids,
Idiot"
The best friends have no friends
Because
Friends are not always friendly

It's not his fault
He can't be
The man I wish he was

Thank you
So insignificant when it's said
And completely
Significant when it's not