genetic research moves
in twists and turns
and the latest news is:
DR DYNAMIC BOLD FINDS
GENE FOR SHYNESS
"With this latest discovery,"
Dr Bold announced
"we can eliminate shyness"
"Why has it taken Science,"
our team asked Dr Bold
"so long to discover this gene for shyness?"
"We would have found it earlier,"
said Dr Bold
*"but it was hiding behind three other genes"
poem based on a joke I found online