Flip ya lid flip ya lid
Darling flip ya kid
Never wanted to flip ya lid
Ever in my life
You see it is mighty be hard to
Flip ya lid flip ya lid
Darling flip ya lid
It is mighty hard to flip ya lid
And blame it all on god
You see if I flip my lid
Like a marble
That is being flipped to
The other side of the room
Flip ya marble to the other
Side and feel happy about it
Flip ya lid flip ya lid
Darling flip ya lid
Never wanted to flip my lid
Ever in my life
Flip ya lid at Christmas
Flip ya lid at new years
Flip ya lid at Tamworth
Flip ya lid at Australia Day
Flip ya lid on Valentine’s Day
Just flip ya lid all over the place
Always filled with satin and lace
Just flip my lid, man

I love my teddy bear
You are my little bear
I love my teddy bear
You are my little bear
You give me cuddles when I want it
And you sit on my bed
Waiting for me to rest my weary head
You see I call my teddy bear
My cute teddy bear
You see I call my teddy bear
My cute teddy bear
I call him
Cuddly bear
Just like my girlfriend called me
I look like a bear
Who was after a cuddle
But my head was in a bit of a muddle
I might have been tired
So off I go to bed
To cuddle my beautiful wonderful topsy teddy bear from all over the world
You see I love my teddy bear
My cute little teddy bear
Really really cute shaking his derryiare
I love teddy he is so cute
I cuddle him so he is not on mute
I just love my teddy bear
Cause he supplies with cuddles
Just for me

In this area all you need to, mate is protect your area by walking up and down
And if anyone came into it you punch them, you buy yourself a six pack of beer and a few packs of smokes and play cool for all the yeah mate yeah kids (nerdy kids) and pounce on the kids who are too scared to go home, you see you wear your heavy metal t-shirt and old stone-wash jeans and protect your area so no fool enters and if they do you punch them and kick them and rob them for all their money and if anybody ****** with you, you give them a punch in the grind and if you bring it to the mall, the manager will kick you out and say, listen hrrr you little squirt the best thing to do is don’t mess with me. I am a big man, which means big muscles and big mind, I think I would like to bash you up, I am going to bash you up mainly because you came in my area and I don’t like when people come into my area I show them who’s boss, even the older men who came into my area because some of them are pardophiles I knock them out too and I have big mates or strong mates to help me protect my area in the way I want, and when we go to the footy we protect our area so we don’t get arrested by the cops and go to the pub to show people who is boss, whilst enjoying a beer and looking down on any **** who ******* with you and as I protect my area, if anybody tried to take me I will punch them so hard and whilst nothing is happening you walk up and down your area protecting it as you go, the mall, sports games, clubs, and protecting kids at schools and at home, come into any of these areas and I will knock ya flat and if I write this people who protect their areas with their big strong muscles say you aren’t protecting your area, I say yes I am
I am big I have big mates and I have big muscles
I just want to protect my area from **** bags like you, I am not shy, mate

When I was young
My friends used to talk
About kingswood country
One friend used to say
You can’t take the kingswood
I polished the dashboard
No I am taking the Datsun
And I felt part of a group
Laughing at that tv show
In 2005 my aunty gave me
Kingswood country for Christmas
And I watched it imagining I
Was mucking with my friend
You can’t take the kingswood
I am taking the Datsun
You see I was enjoying
Walking down memory lane
With Ted Thelma Bruno Craig
And I hear pat saying
‘ I am like Craig ‘
You see Bruno stuck up for himself
I showed my friend the show
That boosted my mojo back then
Even now
Mojo is good an adult word for being cool
I feel I have man’s kid foot
It is not a disease it is a boost of mojo
I enjoyed catching up on kingswood country
It was part of the eighties
In which I listened to every eighties thing on
Like def leopard and cheap trick and  all the boppy music too
The eighties rule
Let’s turn back time to revisit the eighties
Goodbye Ross Higgins
Judi Farr and lex marinos

Oh yeah mate
What a thrill what a thrill what a thrill
You see it is going to be great yeah
Working footy other sports and Christmas concerts and a lot of drinking adults
You see what we need to do is
Build a hospital here
We don’t need a footy stadium
We have enough of them
Mind you it could be great
But only liberals want that
Eating chocolate gives you good luck
Gives good luck
Good for your sweet tooth
Good to keep your sweet tooth activated
Creamy biscuits and up and go and potato crisps and many many more

Ommmmmmmmmmm
Goodbye to great lex marinos
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Was on ACP and aunty jack
Ommmmmmmmmmm
And he was on chopper squad as well
Ommmmmmmmmmm
He was known as the *** on
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Kingswood country
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Easy now teddles
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Pickle me grandmother a *** has died
Ommmmmmmmmmm
He helped a lot of people
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Bringing laughter to our faces
Ommmmmmmmmmm
See you later you great man of tv & radio
Ommmmmmmmmmm
You were a funny man
Ommmmmmmmmmm
R I P lex marinos may your next life be good
Ommmmmmmmmmm

Party on Saturn


Welcome and welcome to this great show


First song

Shot through the heart
Hang on yeah fool
I gave dad a real serve
You see I wanted to party
All day you see
Giving dad a real serve
Making dad a real fool
I know it’s hard
You see that is true
You promised dad heaven
But put him through hell
Your school friends wonder why
Because when you were young
You were shy
Dad said why don’t you hit me
I said no, I just wanted to make you
Feel like a real real fool
Shot through the heart
Hang on yeah fool
Yes I acted like a real tool, real tool
Dad hated me
It made him want to die
And come back to life
In his next life next life
You see I noticed a man like dad
Didn’t notice I was really really bad

Next song

I am the great troubled Briany
I party all the ****** night
I love my life
And I am ready to rock
You see I am a real party dude, that is briany
Can’t you hear Judas Priest
On the radio matey mate
1 for all and all for 1
As you see Briany
Enjoying every aspect of life oh yeah
You see I am the cool Briany
PARTY is my middle name
You see I drink down a champagne
As I toast my art
I will go back to the club
To dance to 80s tracks
1 for all and all for 1
Partying with Briany
Yes I am a party dude

Next song

Here comes the wallabies
Here comes the wallabies
The Aussie wallabies
The Aussie wallabies
Probably no hope in beating the all blacks
No more picnic
They won back in 1990
But the New Zealanders are the best team
Here comes the all blacks
Here comes the all blacks
Right with the money
Right with the money
We will beat Australia to the ground
Oh yeah mate, a picnic
Go the mighty all blacks

3 rd the song

Oh yeah baby oh yeah baby
Bow bow bow
Bow bow bow
Party right through to Saturday night
The 14 th September oh yeah
Getting down with a bottle of beer
As well as a bottle scotch on the rocks mate
You see sometimes mate
We should try
A bourbon and a tasty Coca Cola
You see getting drunk is somewhat wrong
Unless you do it right
You see I have a strange *** drive
That I don’t like

Next song

I want a man to talk about my problems to
You see each problem is a dime a dozen
Going to a restaurant to eat a pudding
Like a cat of a late friend
Yes, and sir, she is in the crowd
I hear her anxiety pumping really hard
You see liked heavy metal
And shows like the Simpsons and Becker
And watching her weekday fix
Like Jake and the fat man and many more
Staying up is another thing
Never ever go to bed
She was certainly on her last legs
She is daxton now in her next life
Her smoking and drinking gave
Her a few problems
But there are few positives
That is the key
It is rad, just wait and see

Next song

1,  2,  3 o’clock 4 o’clock speed
Party all day with a need to greed
I want to see what happens next
I think what happens is you get a
Broken head
Going to the cricket to watch Travis head
Hit a 6 & 4 & a 2
Fun for me and also for you
I was diagnosed with mental illness
A lot in fact and it ain’t cool
Seeing dancing coke bottles dance
And if they met a tab can
It is time for romance
You see tab was known as a lady’s drink
Going to the footy
To cook for the players
The hungry ****** herds
Drinking a wine
Feeling divine
With your son wife and in the club with nerds
On NYE open a bottle of
Your finest champagne
Then on a skateboard came
Your best friend Bruce ****** Wayne

Next one

Hi everybody
Hi dr Brian
Today everybody you are going to meet my family and how they are nice to me
And my niece is coming to show off
Her baby bump with my other niece who
Loved to hang around
My brother is there to celebrate the moment and I wanted to be with Pat
But I thought I was being a normal
Person who loved being with friends
But my dad said no, you are none of those
I yelled at him, saying you are a fool
You are certainly a person
To break no rule
Everybody was doing what they do
Untill one day I yelled at my family
I told them all to go to hell
Maybe I said, oh well
And the next day, I thought
They would forgive and forget
But after a family meeting
My brother just quit
He said I don’t have to put up with this
He took his wife and my two nieces too
Faraway from you
And my mum said yes
He didn’t surprise me there
He takes no **** from nobody
And my friend was known as
A man who is teasing
Even if you had the measles, goodbye