I was walking down
The rusty road getting rust
On my rotten shoes
You see they were the kind of shoes
That wear in and out
You see lots of people
Who were those shoes
Rob from the Westfield shopping centre
It is awful how they do that
Really really bad
Were the worst thing they ever done
I will never do that
I am a cool kid, never urinate on fresh food
In a coles supermarket
He should be locked up
You see I should be locked in gaol
Or if there is any sign of mental illness
To the psych ward
You see why don’t the doctors and nurses
Take the cool kid out of them
And keep it in them
I always hated robbers robbing places
I will be scared if I had a home invasion
Because I was scared of Australia’s most wanted
So mate you need to stop committing crimes

I am too nice
For the psych ward
If you pick on me
It doesn’t worry me
Cause I am too nice
I would like to give a hotel
For the homeless to live in
Cause I am nice
I love to talk to people at the poetry slam
Because I am too nice
I am Ted bundy or Ed gein or even ned Kelly
Brcausr I am too nice
I like to party and have fun
I like to grin at the mgr
Cause I we nice
I like to have a clean-shaven face
It makes me look nice
I don’t think about bad things
Cause I am too nice

I am not messed up
I am a cool kid
Who cares if I believe I am George Washington
I am a cool kid
Who cares if I want to help the doctors
I am a cool kid
Who cares if I threw my stuff over my balcony
I am a cool kid
Who cares if I don’t do what everybody does
I am a cool kid
You see these screws at the psych watch don’t care they just throw you on your room
And keep you there till meal times
Who cares if I killed my cat in 2004
I am still a cool kid
Who cares if I chucked a wobbly
When I wasn’t allowed to leave the psych ward
I am still a cool kid
Who cares if I watered down my computer
I am still a cool kid
Who cares if I believe in funny things
I am a Buddhist, that is what they do
Who cares if the nurses push me down
I am still a cool kid
Who cares when every time my mate Patrick says I am a cool kid and the doctors and nurses laugh saying what are you treating him like a cool kid for, he isn’t like us, he is a crazy person
I am still a cool kid
That is what I am

I am not muddled up
I am very cool
So cool in fact I break the Catholic rule
You see I am the coolest dude
In the country, man
I have fun as well
You see I love dancing
I love working. But not every day though
I sit there watching the footy
And watch music concerts too
I party in the clubs
Nobody bashed me up yet
Or steal my shoes, touch wood
I go to the carols because I am Canberra’s Christmas man
I like to stay up New Year’s Eve
Cause I am a cool kid
People who don’t stay up aren’t cool
You see I have found a way to enjoy concerts
At home on YouTube
I am cool

Didn’t we have a wonderful time
The day rode the carousel
It was an overcast day
Took my lunch in a bag
Only about 11 bucks you know
One thing I hate is when street kids
Jump on the ride and shake up the horse
What fools aren’t they
You see try hard my friend
To keep the mgr afloat
And when people jump
You feel a bump
And the kids all get scared
You hear them cry
You will hear them cry anyhow
But when street kids jump on it
It is worst for everyone
You see I love my job at the merry go round
I do it twice a week
And I have a lot fun turning it on
Kids love it
Yeah they do
You see the mgr is fun
And very very cook

I am moving up
And moving down
Up and down
All around the town
Pulling everyone around
Reaching down to get your cool kid out
Come on down and win a prize
Doesn’t really matter what is the size
Just squeeze your body till the juice pours out
Shut up you great big ugly snout
You don’t understand why people don’t get
I am trying to be a cool kid on the block
You see I had fun
My head is a mess
Johnny brown and his wife Jess
You see the other day
I went to a party
Being real cool for a smarty
Sing songs like you shook me all night long
Nutbush city limits chicken dance Macarena
Too cool to mention
Putting your best friend on detention
Making him pick up *******
And write lines annoying thing to do
But the thing is
Don’t be naughty and you won’t need to do it
King Kong is an ape famous in the movies
Then you get some young person looking
Really groovy

Go the mighty st kilda
We beat the Geelong cats
By 107 to 89
We kicked geelong’s but
The saints go marching in
They can’t make it themselves
But cause trouble for the cats
What a great match
The saints have won
Beautiful match
Walking through a ground
With st kilda playing so beautiful
Too bad it ends next week
But beating the cats
Pushing them down
Is the best thing they could do
Go saints