I told the witch doctor
He was my best friend
I wanted everyone
To have fun and celebrate
Whether it is a party
Or a hostage situation
That mighty witch doctor
Is a very nasty guy
I told the witch doctor
To go out and grab from within
You see he was a party dude
Back when we were bad
You see this nasty witch doctor
Tries to show he is the best
You see he is the type of bloke to put
You to the test
Yes he will without further ado
He will put you to the test
I told the witch doctor
That this party is kind of lame
No alcoholic beverages to share
And no lobsters from Maine
Just party sandwiches
And the bread is moldy as
Yes that this really nasty witch doctor
Is a stupid ***
I told the Witch doctor
That he is a stupid
Fucken ****** old
Stupid ****** ****

Sadie the crazy lady
Who killed her granny to be close to her mummy
She also killed her grandad
Without lifting a finger when the old guy fell made
It look like an accident
it didn’t stop there she was evil
She showed people about
Her version of death
By burning a candle to a piece of paper
Then Ben who is her desk neighbour
Brought action figures for show and tell
Sadie just burnt them and threatened
Ben by putting the burnt action figure in her locker
That really scared him
He thought Sadie the crazy lady
Should be locked away in Gaol
But Sadie the crazy lady
Killed the mental health workers
By accidently on purpose locks them
In a burning room
Sadie the crazy lady
Drew a picture of Ben being hung
By the neck till he was totally head
But the way Sadie the crazy lady
Could do that is killing her teacher
And made it look like an accident
Yes Sadie the crazy lady
Having fun killing everybody
But she wanted her mummy and daddy
To know nothing about what Sadie was up to
Sadie the crazy lady
Started to figure out a way to **** Ben
But this was going to be hard
Because her house was the only
Place she could do it
And Sadie will be going out
So Sadie the crazy lady
Saw a happy man walking by her
She said to him ******* *******
Or I will fucken **** you
You don’t know me
I could really harm you
Make you jitter so *******
Away from me
And let Sadie **** Ben in peace
Sadie the crazy lady
Was killed by Ben in self defence yeah
When her funeral was on
Sadies mother blamed ben
For killing her little girl yeah
And Ben went to court and
Was locked up for 5 years
And Sadie the crazy lady
Was laughing and saying
I am causing earth grief


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Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
Reckons the world will be
A whole lot better
If we liked and did all the same things
All the same things oh yeah
You see Daniel likes the soccer
And he would like a mate
To watch and talk about soccer with
But he is crazy because
We are all very very different oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
He is crazy cause
He wants the world
To be the same as everyone else
That will be boring so boring
Come on crazy Daniel
Stop trying to make everyone just like you
Because mate the world will be boring
If everyone was the fucken same
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
According to him
We should all be the same
Boring so boring oh yeah
Because if everyone liked the same thing
There will be no battles in the world of sport with people supporting the same team
There will be a lot of problems in the streets with everybody wanting to do the same thing
People will become too agreeable and boring
Mind you it is good to pretend to be agreeable with Daniel because he hates the difference in the world
The police will arrest you because they can see you did it because he wants everyone to be the same
You see there won’t be many sports everybody will jump for one and the people who miss out will go to the least popular sports
But if you listen to crazy Daniel
You will be boring to the core
And you won’t have peace
You won’t have debates
No it will be boring if everyone liked the same thing

You see it is a sticky situation
In this world today
You see when you just sit there
Doing nothing it is not a good idea
To avoid a sticky situation
Is to get up and have a drink of water
And drink a lot and ***
And eventually it’ll go away
But overall it is bad
Sometimes it feels you have diabetes
Because you feel it is the sugar
But it could be anything
Yes yes yes yes yes forever
You see this sticky situation
Stays in your body real bad
And makes you feel bad
But the best thing to do about
This sticky situation is
Do you exercise
Drink lots of water
Be creative
Have fun
Keep moving
Talk constantly
Just be cool
And hopefully the sticky situation
Which means you are shy
Will drop away from you

Hi my name is Brian Allan and I am still ******* with duct tape with my 2 friends Patrick and Brendan
Last night when I hid my phone so they don’t see it the kidnapper grabbed Brendan and said you are only 10 and you are going to hung bu the neck untill you are dead and nobody will hear you because of the duct tape on your mouth and once I have done with Brendan I will **** you 2 and Patrick was trying to escape and then thought that he figured that he has never been kidnapped before ever in his life, I am struggling trying to get out to save Brendan but I don’t want to hung by the neck myself but I said threw my duct tape gag let me go let me go please save me and the kidnapper said Brian Allan Patrick Enright Brendan Schulz no need to shout threw your gag nobody can hear you and then hung Brendan on the roof and Brian and Patrick said
Put him down he is only a kid and the kidnapper said ok if one of you can replace him and after he untied Brendan he picked up a axe and hit the kidnapper over the head and then untied me and Patrick and suddenly we escaped but we were unaware that where he took us was a lonely place where we just missed the hourly bus by 10 minutes and we had to wait for 50 minutes but we had to hide just in case the kidnapper came through from the whack and it was a boring 50 minutes and with 1 minute to go we saw the kidnapper coming toward us and we couldn’t hide but we got on the bus and the kidnapper followed the bus and got ran over by a car and in about 5 hours he was dead and Brian and Patrick and Brendan cheered so loudly saying
Ding **** the kidnapper is dead
Yes he is the kidnapper is dead
And us 3 young dudes are free

I try and be positive
Positive oh positive
Having fun is what I do
Even if I look like a kid ya know
I joked around with my dad
I joked around with my mum
I watched the the top 59 with my brother and we did other things as well
I went out to places with friends
And we had a lot of fun
But one friend told me
No you are still a little young dude mate
I used to get teased a lot
Like being locked in a storage room
Bullied in the playground
I hated it so much
You see my friends say
No your still a little young dude mate
You need to be protected
But I don’t want to be protected
I am not a negative person
No no not me
I like to have a good time
I want to work and have my fun
I want to just do my work
And occasionslly socialise with my fellow workers
Like Christmas parties
Christmas in July
Kareoke nights
And yes my friend said
No your still a little young dude mate
You are just working
And nothing else
And I said I am cool
I am not negative
I want to have fun
I don’t want people to hate me
No your still a little young dude mate
You are too shy
Too shy
Too shy to be like us
I want to feel cool
And jot fatigued
No way bad man hoze

We wish you a happy Halloween
To celebrate Halloween
Party on at Halloween
Yes that sounds so radical dude
Party with the goblins
Party with Dracula
Party with the ghosts
Party with monsters
Party with Godzilla
Oh yeah we will be happy at
Halloween yes we will celebrate it oh yeah
Party with red cordial for blood
Lolly snakes for worms
Black liquorish for the bowerconstricter
Yes that sounds really rad
Kids going trick or treating
Dressed up as characters they like
Some people go as Tim the toolman
And buzz lightyear and mr potato head
Happy Halloween happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone