****** oathe ****** oathe
That I am a man
I love life just like a really cool man
I don’t do bad stuff cause that is
For the kids
I am a cool man
****** oathe ****** oathe
I am a man cool oh cool
I am a man
The coolest man in Canberra
Might even be Australia
****** oathe I am a really cool man
Loving life footy etc
Really makes me happy
Loving family life and family shows
Really really neat
Yes that is so cool
****** oathe I am a man
Who loves the footy no matter who is playing and watching other cool sports really makes me cheer
****** oathe mate I am a man
The coolest in Australia
And Canberra too
I have memories of me partying on the dance floor in the club
Yes I am a family man
I will watch the voice to see the up and coming stars pounding out their songs
To win big money and a recording contract
I don’t get drunk no more
But I am still a cool man
I get high on life
As I get older and as I have fun
I hate people committing crimes
Because it is quite bad
But I say mate ****** oathe I am a man
Keep your nonsense out of my life
I am a family man who loves life
I will enjoy partying at home on a Saturday night
But if somebody wants me too
I will go to a family event
Where everybody parties
****** oathe ****** oathe
I am a cool man

I hate adults throwing tantrums like children
If they ask you to wear a mask
Because it protects other people
From Corona wear it
Even if it violates your adult
Because if you throw a tantrum
In any way you are a child
Even if you feel you are speaking up for yourself you are still throwing a tantrum
And that makes you like a little child
A little baby child
I know these are tough times
But I feel we must follow the rules
Because I am an adult
Like my mate Daniel threw tantrums
With his mum because she watched the news on prime7 when he wanted to watch the news on channel nine
And that is throwing a tantrum like a child a little spoilt child
Daniel is a child
He wasn’t standing up for himself
He was just a little spoilt child
Kicking his sister out on her ***
When she was just wanting to be with him
I understand he wants to be on his own so he can watch the sport
But instead of throwing a tantrum like a spoilt kid he should negotiate like an adult, but Daniel is a child of the world
Anyone who uses violence to stand up for themselves is alright
But throwing groceries on the floor because they don’t want to wear a mask is throwing a childish tantrum
Yes we are living in a world full of Daniels
Daniel is a scared weak as **** little boy, lost in the world of men and women
He doesn’t want to grow up
He doesn’t want to work
He just wants people to help him
Like a spoilt little child
So Athena please find a vaccine for coronavirus NOW

Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of my feet
Push the hooligan out oh my hands
And get rid of my evil past
Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of my head
The part that makes it itchy
C’mon baby baby
Get rid of my shady past
C’mon baby baby
Stop me from doing crime
Keep me out of the psych ward
Where ****** young girls
Are trying to stab you with the plastic
Fork
Where bikies are constantly going to the door yelling at thrscrews
People saying they are Jesus Christ
And elvis and god
Ahh push the
Push each hooligan out of your body
Get rid of the hooligan in your thumbs
As you write this story
Ahh push the
I don’t know why my hooligan is bugging me
I support the Christians
I support the Buddhist’s
I support the homosexualls
I support the homeless
I support the mentally Ill
I support the children
I support the Asians
I support the African Americans
I support everyone
Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of me
Get rid of my hooligan so I don’t commit crimes sending me to the psych ward
Ahh push the
C’mon baby baby
Push the hooligan out of me
Right now

Barcelona Barcelona
We drew 2-all
Barcelona Barcelona
We rule the world
Barcelona Barcelona
We can’t have crowds
Because of the coronavirus
And people are saying to me
Take my family person away
And give my hooligan back
Make me go to the pubs
Telling corny jokes
Name me go to the shop
To buy my groceries
Make me listen to the radio
To talk back while I sleep
Heating people laugh at me
Thinking they have fooled me
I want my previous lives
To give me power especially
When I get my job
I know when I work I know my duties
And I do them well
I want Albert Waldron and Greene Thorne who are my previous lives
To give me power to conquer any bullies that want to bully me
Wants to tease me
Wants to fight me
I know I was a bad person back then
But I wasn’t as bad as you think
I just wanted to PARTY
And that made me a good positive person

Woolly bully
Oh yeah your a woolly bully
You have to bully bully me
About things I don’t understand
You want me to be your perfect model
And if I don’t want to be one
You don’t care
You say I should go to bed early
So you can muck with the kids
Your a woolly bully
Oh yeah you are a woolly bully
You say you couldn’t see me get married because you thought I was a nerd
You don’t realise what that did to me
You say I should keep my house tidy
Sure if I wasn’t bullied
My house would be cleaner
Than you imagine
But you feel you need to bully me
You
Woolly bully
Oh yeah you woolly bully
You try and make me write poems
To make you happy
And if I said I prefer my own
You will say it is the wrong answer
I don’t know how to say to you
That you are a bully mate
Some people say bullies are cool
But I think they are cowards
Big cowards
I am trying to keep myself out of the psych ward
Because I got bullied in there
But the really bad bullies I find
Are the ones who push discipline in you and not follow discipline themselves
One set of rules for me
And another set of rules for the bully
I am getting old but I still hate bullies
I do go to bed but I don’t want to head there early
You are a woolly bully oh yeah mate
You are a woolly bully cool man eat my shorts
If I don’t have bullies in my life
I could achieve everything I want to be
I can do what I want to make me happy
As opposed to doing what makes other people happy
Believing what could happen does affect my life
They are woolly bullies
Really are woolly bullies
Never saying that I don’t want to be cool saying only kids be cool
But you act cool
No I am an adult and I want to be cool
There is nothing in this world I couldn’t do
But I need to do it my way
Because I need to do what I wanna do
And not what a trainer or old school friend wants me to do
Even if I look happy to them
I won’t be happy deep down
Woolly bully
You are a **** of a woolly bully
Even if you don’t agree with me
You can’t push me into things I don’t want to do deep down
Because that makes you a woolly bully mate

Go the mighty st kilda
We beat the tigers yeah
It was a superb win mate
Against last years premiers
Go the mighty st kilda
Win win win win win
Go saints clap clap clap
Go saints clap clap clap
Go the night of the saints
The tigers tried so hard mate
But st kilda looked too good
There weren’t any people there
But the tigers haven’t won since lockdown
Go the mighty st kilda
We beat those Richmond tigers
Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
We won the match against the premiers of 2019
Go the mighty st kilda
We must pile the pressure on
Go the mighty st kilda
Saints saints saints oi oi oi

way back in the 1960s
was a hard time for me
i was kidnapped and thrown to sharks
which made me scared to do some things
i couldn't be a typical Australian
because of the great steve bradley
but i tried to show everyone i loved life
despite of what he did
way back in 1965 my brothers last life bill woodfull died
and he had no reason to come back
he was a famous cricketer and thought he found his peace
but then as he floated around the cosmos looking for his purpose
he noticed that not everyone gets the perfect life he had
he felt bad for greame  thorne
you know being taken away so young
while he was an old man who captained Australia through the body line test, and in 1969, greame thorne became me (brian allan)
and i was loving my new life with my new family
and despite me being thrown to the sharks
i still loved my poppy splashing me with the hose
and in the year of 1971 bill woodfull entered in my family as
my brother (chris allan), and i was excited to have a brother
even if buddha and athena put him in this family to make me
feel great after my tragic time in the 60s
we watched cricket and chris played cricket
and i went to watch him
we had our fights like all brothers do
but the spiritual bond of a old time famous cricketer helping
a fallen child was always there
he played cricket with me even if his friends wanted him to
go over his house and we pretended we had our own cricket teams
my brother remembered don bradman from his previous life
and wanted to be like him
and we had a lot of fun playing backyard cricket you know
real famous cricketers helps kidnapped kids even in spirit
we had a lot of fun together and we tackled each other on the bed
we had our teddy bears and cuddly toys as our families
and we pretended we were fathers to all of our cuddly toys
it was fun
we watched music chart shows and played Aussie rules in the front yard and i used to listen to my brother play his and other peoples music, it was fun and very exciting
we used to get in trouble and i wasn't very normal like i didn't play up that much, but my previous life was scaring me, but that wasn't
my brothers fault, you see if you see a famous sports star helping a kid who has problems, well my brother's previous life did it to my previous life
my brother wrote a song for me and gave it to me on my 40th birthday and i took him to the club for his 40th birthday
and now i am 51 and he will soon be 49, and we had a  lot of fun
seeing it all started as bill woodfull coming in to help out greame thorne, ya know make him love life
my cricketers were
dean massey
joe massey
sam binny
and more including myself

my brothers cricketers were
trinnen
botany
laitlat the fast bowler
and more including himself played as aussie cricketers too
i liked to use peter sleep
my brother liked kim hughes
so greame thorne thanks bill woodfull  for helping him through his next life
brian and chris allan