What are you looking at
I want to fucken know
I think it is something from the zoo
Like a wild monkey or lion
I don’t like you
I don’t know you
You think you are cool man
But everybody knows you ain’t
I was a kid who loved to party
And you called me a Turk
I wanted you to *******
But you said no way
I said well, I don’t care what you say
Or think you fucken ****
I just know in my language
Is just Turk is a crazy persons word
You are crazy
You picked on a cool kid
So now I am heading off being respected by the adults
All you are is
A fucken ****** Turk
I will say what are ya looking at
With you trying to be cool saying
Dunno doesn’t have a name tag on it
I will just say
I like him at least he tries to be cool
But I am very cool
I can handle being called a Turk
I write my poems
And mate they are weird
But that makes me the coolest dude
Ever in this city
I chose Canberra to be the coolest dude
And I party at home and I party at
Events around the city
But in this time of Corona
I have to say I can still be the coolest dude by having fun
I believe in having fun
Kicking former bullies up the ***
I remember when a gay man called me ****
But I said ******* I ain’t gay
Someone called a pipsqueak
I hated that also
Party on and kick that Turk up the ***

You see in the days of the virus
It is ****** too hard to bare
We are missing a lot of things
Like footy and other sports oh yeah
But one thing we can’t go on
Unless you want to stay on it
Every night and day
Not doing anything but counting
How far we go
Oh yeah don’t take me on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
If you do break the rules
You have to stay at sea
You feel like captain cook
Or even ****** well worst yeah
There is no entertainment
Just cooped up in your cabin
And if you go for a walk on the ship
You have to wear a mask
To stop Corona from spreading
Please don’t go on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
Why does god do this to us
Cruises can be fun
With fun for all ages and
Lots of great food as well
But now we decided to enjoy
A lovely trip on the waves
But the biggest thrill now is if you
Cut yourself while you shave
They don’t have local tv
So you can’t watch the news
Unless you had internet
But still people break the rules
They leave the boat spread Corona
All over the fucken place
At the moment it isn’t the best thing
Is to go on a great sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
No more getting on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes it is best not to board a sea cruise just go home and party on
To YouTube music vids
And think about other people
And stay home if you are sick
Don’t go near the ruby princess
Because it is contaminated of Corona
People being told not to leave their cabins so the virus doesn’t spread
Just ****** well keep away from this sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Please keep away from our sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes indeed don’t go on a sea cruise
PLEASE

You see I want to be cool
And I want to be fit
And I want to have fun
Oh yeah just a bit
But I ain’t into bullying
In any way is wrong
Like people forcing me
To run faster than faster
Up the stairs without having fun
I know they train you
And they get you lose weight
But I want to have fun
And I don’t really want to get bullied
No way hoizei
**** u stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
I went to school and people
Said I won’t be your friend
PE teacher saying the only way
To be cool is to totally fit yeah
But I could’ve fallen and passed right out
Do you fucken care
I am a typical Australian
You are ****
And you are a bad bully yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see when you are at school
And people bully you, yeah
They say don’t cry and squabble with you and lock you in a room
In a classroom in a school
It is bad I hate it
And I feel like bashing them back
If I was good enough yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see I hated my mates
Turning against me of the stupid things I did
So I started to hang around the mall
But people asked me for money
Making me feel like a hooligan oh yeah
And after 4 years I hated the bullies
At the mall so I started to enjoy my life saying I love my life too much
To let you guys worry me
I go home and watch the footy
And now I can’t do that now due to Corona it is bad
But those bullies were awful and I say
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
Yes go and get ****** you stupid bullies
Fusb
Whether you are poor or rich or Asian or African or Australian or British
Bullying is wrong
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb

Working hard to beat the virus
Doing things at home
Partying to music on YouTube
Talking to your garden gnome
Other people are doing what they do in their house
We can’t see what they are doing
Because of the coronavirus
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
I need to go out
To talk to people oh yeah
About anything you want
And go to the pub to buy a beer
But at the moment we
Are stuck in our homes
From Canberra to Perth and New York, Paris and Rome
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
Party on the computer
Dancing all day long
Have a glass of ***** and a scotch on the rocks
The only mates are my pets
Pooch and clamentine
And everyone is partying in in in in
Quarantine no sports on the tv
No movies in the cinema
No theatre on anywhere
It is enough to drive ya nuts
They are putting entertainment
On the tv from their homes
Oh yeah come on we are stuck in
Quarantine
We can’t watch the Logies
Because there will be a breach
Of social distancing if they share a peach
Kids can’t go to iplay
We can’t go to whatever
We want to go
It is just fucken ****** annoying mate
Being stuck in quarantine
Yes I say it is annoying
Being stuck being stuck
Right here in quarantine

Beck and Johnny went to work in the same place and they did the same line of work which was cleaning Johnny was signed up to do the toilets but beck was really confused of what he was assigned to and had to always get reminded by the boss
Beck was cleaning every toilet thoroughly and then Johnny was there in the toilet of the cafeteria where him and beck had a big fight
Because both of them claimed they were assigned to this job but beck wanted to do it because he was better at it so Johnny left and as he walked toward the pool bar, the boss said clean this bar and clean the tables and put the chairs on tables and sweep and mop the floors and then put the chairs back on the floor and when you are finished come and see me and I will assign you your roster for each day so you and beck don’t do the same job and Johnny said aren’t you thinking of me doing a good job and the boss said no but beck is doing brilliantly and you are running around doing a half *** job
You will get sacked if you don’t get your priorities right mate and Johnny argued with the boss saying every time I ask you what I do you say just check what needs to be cleaned so I do and you still complain
If you sack me I will soo you and the boss, very worried about being sooed said ok, I will give you a list of duties every morning but I am busy, so you can’t ask me any questions but Johnny said no I need to know what I need to do and I need to ask you if I’m not sure and the boss said you are skating on very thin ice with this job
You might be sacked if you don’t do your work and if I see you trying to do beck’s work, I will sack you on the spot and Johnny left and came back the next day and got his duty list and did his duties but still ran into beck and the boss said you ain’t supposed to be here and Johnny said I finished here so I am helping beck and the boss said clean the bar and the pool
And clean each table so I can see my face and then go outside to sweep the driveway and do it thoroughly like beck does and at the end of the day
Johnny went to clock off and the boss said, your jobs are poorly done so you are fired, and that means I have to find someone new to replace you
And then beck came up and the boss congratulated him for such a great job he did and he promoted him to work in the rooms with the girls and Johnny was unemployed very jealous of beck who was way ahead of him in work, even if he was lazy at school and Johnny did way more work
Well, that just means being lazy is the answer to find harder workers in you

John Barton was a happy soul
Who went to work and thought he was really cool
He went to the local ice hockey match
To bring the players closer to god
He was trying to help each player Become the best they can be
He tried to be a crazy adult by going to bed and he wasn’t that tired
So instead of staying in bed
He got up and watched more tv
And also argued with people in other houses
Even though those people were in bed and not really teasing him
But John wanted to be cool so much
He pretended these people were teasing him stopping him from being cool so John can be the coolest dude around
And because of how John wax acting
Nobody wanted to be his friend
And all the neighbours hated him
Because their guests left because
Of Johns yelling
John said i am cool and you are stupid
You are a brainless twit
And I am cool
I am better than you in every single way
I stay up cause I can’t sleep
Doing art writing stories and playing computer games
And smoking snd droning as well
John Barton is cooler than his mates
One friend said, mate what are you talking about, you are no mate of mine say your my friend
John said I am an adult
I have fun I stay up all night with my mates but I am a cool adult
And you are a wimp
Some neighbours came up to his house and said would you f..n quieten down I have to work tomorrow dude
And John said ******* *******
And try to ignore
You are stupid you are dumb
You like to go to bed and never want to say
Go bed little child mate in every way
And then John picked him up and said
Don’t come to my door ****
******* Turk so we can get on with our lives
And John wanted to be a cool adult
And he was

When I work outside I look up
Making it hard to do the work
I want it to stop
Because working is making a difference
And that is what I like to do
I believe in reincarnation
But it isn’t my job
I have powers to bring people to their next lives
But I want to have an earth job
Where I can improve my mental wellbeing
I want to pick up glasses in a club
But with the clubs shut at the moment
I can’t do that yet
I want to clean in a hotel
I have experience but with nobody
Holidaying at the moment
It will be hard
And I don’t want to catch the coronavirus
I would like to do cleaning in a office
Like get picked up early
And clean the office
Before the workers arrive
But I don’t know if there is much work
Like that at the moment
I would like to learn how to work with horses, ya know get confident with animals but I worry about hurting myself hard
I can’t work in a hospital
Cause of my past
I would like to write for theatre or television
But it might be hard to do that kind of work
But I want to make a voice for the community
I would like to do paid work so I will have money for things
I would like to work at big football matches selling food
But I did that and I am sick of that
But overall I want this virus to be over
So I can have face to face meetings
With my advocate because
The phone interview isn’t working