I was barbecuing for my local footy club
And I felt like kidnapping the Auskick kids
I felt like taking them and cooking them on the barbecue
Barbecue barbecue
Cooking kids on the barbecue
I didn’t want to act on it because
I will go to jail if I did that
And I will get the sack from bring the barbecue man
I was trying to be a young person
Who loved to work for the footy
And every time a kid walked past
I felt like taking them into my young person trap
But I didn’t because I knew it was wrong
Some of the kids teased me because they thought I was a ****** or something
And my hormones wanted to take him so bad
But I didn’t act on it
I feel like a big kid in my house
And when I mean big, I don’t mean fat
Just big and full of muscles
I know it is wrong but I felt the past catching up with me especially when two boys played near me
Because I talked to the ladies of the football club and the boys were playing and laughing at me
Well that is what I felt anyway
And every year I went to barbecue for the footy club those boys changed from being teasing boys to playing for the club and one of them played for the city as a ruck rover
I visioned the moo cows on the front
And the ships on the back
I think I wanted to get these thoughts to go away
Because even though the kids teased me because I was getting on with their mothers kids are innocent
Please Matthew Isaac and Alex and many more
My hormones were driving me crazy

Kenny Rogers was a heroe
Heroe oh yeah mate
He was a heroe oh yeah mate yeah
But he did some great things
You see Kenny Rogers is a man
Who was really really good
He sang the gambler very well
Coward of the county
And a duet with Dolly Parton
Called islands in the stream
He was great and he loved life
He was really cool
He performed with bobby Doyle
And had groups like the new Christy minstrels and first edition where he had a song just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in which got to number 5 on the billboard charts and then he got more control of first edition and made a song in 1969 which was called
Ruby, don’t take your love to town
He was an actor as well as a singer
He acted in the gambler and six pack where he played a race car driver
he was radically awesome dude he had a restaurant chain called Kenny Rogers roasters with Kentucky fried chicken ceo John Y Brown he couldn’t pick his chicken out on a taste test on the Conan O’Brien show and that would be weird the chicken was shown on Seinfeld on the chicken roasted show
It also went bankrupt on an episode of fresh of the boat called let me go bro, actor was Jeff pomerantz
Mad tv and ******* also talked about his restaurant what a great chicken shop
He was on Reno 911 in 2004
And in 2012 he released a book titled
Luck or something like it, explaining his ups and downs in the music industry
Ommmmmmmm the great Kenny Rogers passed away
Ommmmmmmm send him to his next life with a great message for all
Ommmmmmmm you have to no where to hold em
Ommmmmmmm no where to walk away or know where the to run
Ommmmmmmm islands in the stream that is what we are
Ommmmmmmm the great Kenny Rogers was a Heroe
Like I said at the start
Ommmmmmmm singer actor chicken franchise
Ommmmmmmm he was a great man

You gotta know when to wash them
Cope with panic buying
Toilet paper and soap
What a fool ya know
You will be running out of money
Because the virus loses customers
There is no people going out
In this world today
You see this is a bad virus
The worst in the whole world
I have never seen so many rules
In this whole wide world
But they are doing it for the safety
Of other people there
You have to know when to wash them
Cope with panic buying
Toilet paper and soap
What a fool ya know
You will be running out of money
Because the virus loses customers
There is no people going out
In the world today
You see they are closing all the beaches
Cause people aren’t doing things right
It is a mighty shame because it is March
And people will want to swim in the waves at the sea
But because people weren’t doing social distancing
The beach just closes
Hoping nobody had the virus at the beach
You have to know when to wash them
Cope with panic buying
Toilet paper and soap
What a fool ya know
You will be running out of money
Because the virus loses customers there is nobody going out
In the world today
You have to know when to wash them
Cope with panic buying
Toilet paper and soap
What a fool ya know
You will be running out of money
Because the virus loses customers there is nobody going out
In the world today

You see when you watch soap operas
On the television
You get really into watching each character and getting into the things
They get into
When I saw a baby being snatched at the end of neighbours today I jumped
Saying what a poor little baby
But the Villain was losing all of his family and was getting scared
And the people who get killed might not want to be on the show anymore
Even if you get used to the characters
It happened before and it was very moving
Like it was tonight
Very very moving
You see the villain was trying to be good but his old memories came back
And I have no idea of how it will end
You see as I am talking about trapper sending the coronavirus abs a lot of things are cancelled this happens
You see everything was going crazy
And he was very crazy
Mind you as I said
The people might want to leave the show or getting written out of it or something
Next week is going to be ten times worst
I hope it turns out well for the victim characters

Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
And I love life every day
I hate this panic shopping
I think it is ****** stupid
That isn’t loving life
I hate this ****** virus
It is trappers (the devil)’s
Way of stopping us
But I love how people
Are taking to social media
To spread love to this great big world
We need to find a cure or a vaccine
For the caronavirus
To make us all love life
I am an Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
And every day I love life
The shops are taking desperate measures to keep the stock lasting longer
But it causes frustration amongst
All sorts of shoppers
And it doesn’t make them learn
I love the footy and I still want to cheer them on
In these hard times
So if you want to rid this virus
So Aussie Aussie Aussie
Fair dinkum a Aussie
I love I live my
I love life every day
I live my life in every way

Fuckwits fuckwits
People who panic buy are fuckwits
Stealing toilet paper from blind peoples trolleys
They don’t care
They are just fuckwits
Really stupid people
Don’t you think
It will be hard to wake up in the morning to beat the crazy fuckwits
Who panic buy their groceries
Probably giving the virus away
Fuckwits fuckwits
Mentally deranged fuckwits
They don’t care about anyone else
Than themselves
They are selfish for they are fuckwits
Yes they are the stupidest people that I ever met
Fuckwits fuckwits
Stupid crazy people
Not caring for anyone
Not helping the poor out
They are panic buying so they are ready
But they are fuckwits because
They stop regular people from doing the same
****** fuckwits

The coronavirus is striking down the whole world in stopping a lot of activities and the coronavirus is caused by a kidnapping spirit named trapper who had me back in the 80s
And what is happening is trapper is trying to destroy the world with this virus by cancelling all the fun stuff like sporting events and parades and theme parks by making people worry about getting sick
This year we might not see very much footy or other sports and trapper is YELLING out heh heh heh heh heh
I have the sports crowd and the families trapped and that is why they call him trapper, back in the 80s he used to tie me up to my bed and on the streets but he is more experienced this time
He caused the coronavirus to make people not want to get sick so much they panic buy and cause fights in shopping centres and keeping good family men away from their families
And making the community hard to be a part of, trapper is yelling out
**** THE WORLD he doesn’t care about the world he wants to see people worry and get into really bad fist fights over silly little things
I say that if they cancel everything people will want to be dead because the world isn’t worth living in but trapper goes heh heh heh I have the world in a trap that they will never escape from
Trapper is looking over every country saying look what I am doing and people could pray all they want but the authorities will not change their minds, trapper has the world in a trap
Because people are coughing on other people and doing other bad stuff which makes trapper laugh really weirdly yes this world is doomed nobody will be saved from this and I will take the world of what people liked about this earth
Trapper says to the world
Trap the sports fans
Trap the fun
Trap the television studios
Trap the concert goers
Trap the people who love theme parks
Trap the people who love the beach
Trap the army diggers
Trap the movie stars
Trap the Buddhists
Trap the Christians
Trap the tv stars
Trap the native people
Trap the shy people
Trap everyone with this coronavirus
And never let them have fun again
And trapper left saying nobody will ever be free from my trap and if they try and have fun they will be arrested by police
Yes dudes trapper is real
People laughed at me in the past about what I say trapper does but they aren’t laughing now
Everybody is angry thanks to trapper
Heh heh heh heh heh says trapper