The devil is around
Every time i hang around
Anywhere I ****** want
But I want the devil there
Because of the fact that
I want to be positive yeah
So I say to the devil
I am not a lost cause
Then I say I am not a bad Person
But when the devil hangs around
Me like a bad smell I hate it hate it
And I want them out of my life
I feel Daniel is the devil
In every single way
And I want him out of my life
So I made a deal with the adults
To get the devil out of my life
And that is try to get back into work
And forget about the devil
Is what I want to do
So I made the first step
Boy I hope it works
Because I want a good life
And I want to tell the devil to *******
So I can lose more weight
And have a ****** great life
But the devil is pushing negativity
Into my brain and I tell you I ****** well hate it because the devil is the being I hate
Keeping me negative when I am
Trying to be positive
******* devil I hate you mate
You ain’t a good friend
******* devil get out of my head

Drinking drinking
It is not for me no more
I wanna have fun
Oh yeah without a care
I like to believe in discipline
Yes i do
But life isn’t about that
Well if it is I don’t like it
Drinking drinking
Too much beer like Homer
You see I was a fatty oh fatty
Was the name the used to call me
You see I like having fun yes
It is what I like to do
Then I think about drinking
I say why do I feel Woosey
You see it is hard to work
Well I am willing to try
I can do anything I wanted
All I need to do is try
Trying is the answer
Trying is the best
Trying helps make me
Put my brain to the test
I want to work but I do have troubles with applying myself when the chips are down
In a way I like to get it back
Not worrying about the negative feedback I get about my flaming past
You see I am too scared to have ***
Because of ***
I need to get that out of my head
If I wanna work again
Because workers don’t like you arguing with your voices
Even if you are fucken struggling
I know life is hard but it shouldn’t be that hard
I hear voices of people saying
It is so unfair that Brian gets help with everything and we just do it for ourselves saying that they are happy but they had to figure it out themselves
Drinking drinking is what I feel like doing don’t try and judge me just
Understand my needs
C’mon aussies c’mon
You won the ashes oh yeah
The only way I will accomplish my goals I have set is to find a job
If I don’t work, my brain will go mushy
I won’t feel like doing much
I will want to die
But I don’t wanna die yet
Because I have too much to live for
I love my life too much to want my brain to be mushy
So I will get help trying to get work
I know it is a big step but it is better
Than wanting to die and head to
Your next life

My goals

I want to work towards going back in fun runs, I know I can do it if I practice my running every day

I want to learn how to sing in choirs, not just Christmas music but others

I would like to learn belly dancing for men because now I lost all that weight it won’t hurt as much when I wiggle my belly Mind you I try to wriggle my belly and I know I could do it if I try

I would like to do a computer course to learn how to edit videos to make vlogs because it fascinates me how people do that

I would like to get back into drama if the Belconnen arts centre can fund another group like they did before

ROUND 2 COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING GAME-MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME











COSMOS KINGS                                  176    202      165         537
OLD STYLE REBELS                            154   142       142        438






GIANT KILLERS                                    116     145      104         365
RED DEVILS                                          134     183      127        444







ROUGH RATS                                         118      157      128       403
ATHENA & CRONUS                               174      171      125       470






COWBOYS                                              166       136     188        490
ALBERT WALDRON                                136       140     183        459





PURPLE ALIENS                                     114        173      124        411
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                            142        174      155       471







LADDER





                                                             RP    GW    SW    GL    SL      FOR      AGA        PTS


COSMOS KINGS                                  2        6        2        0      0       1005       851         18
ATHENA & CRONUS                            2        4        2        2      0         885        812        14
COWBOYS                                           2         3       2         3      0        943         884        12
RED DEVILS                                        2         5       1         1       1        869         818        11
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                        2         4       1         2       1        845         836        11
ALBERT WALDRON                             2         2       1         3       1        884         864          9
ROUGH RATS                                       2         3       1         3       1        821         884          9
OLD STYLE REBELS                            2         1       0         5       2        852         955          2
PURPLE ALIENS                                   2         1       0         5       2        820         886          2
GIANT KILLERS                                     2         0       0         6       2        778         912          0

THE COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING TOURNAMENT, PLAYED ON MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME



ROUND 1




GIANT KILLERS                  119     171      123           413            0 WINS 3 LOSSES      O POINTS GAME AND SERIES    TOTAL OF 0 PTS
COSMOS KINGS                 136     185      147           468            3  WINS O LOSSES    6 PTS GAME 3 POINTS SERIES TOTAL OF 9 PTS



ROUGH RATS                      113     151      154           418             2  WINS 1 LOSS         4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES  TOTAL OF 7 PTS
OLD STYLE REBELS           138     134      142           414            1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS




COWBOYS                           142      125     186           453             1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 5 PTS
RED DEVILS                         168      168       89           425             2 WINS 1 LOSS          4 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 4 PTS





PURPLE ALIENS                  131      122     156           409             1 WIN 2 LOSSES         2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS
ATHENA & CRONUS             144      140     131          415             2 WINS 1 LOSS           4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS




ALBERT  WALDRON              120      130     175          425            2 WINS 1 LOSS              4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES           110      135     129          374            1 WIN 2 LOSSES           2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS






LADDER AFTER ROUND 1



                                                   RP   GW SW GL SL    FOR   AGA       PTS



COSMOS KINGS                        1       3      1    0    0     468     413          9
ALBERT WALDRON                   1       2       1   1    0     425     374          7
ROUGH RATS                             1      2       1   1    0     418      414         7
ATHENA & CRONUS                   1      2       1   1    0     415      409         7
COWBOYS                                   1     1       1    2   0      453      425        5
RED DEVILS                                 1     2       0    1   1      425      453        4
OLD STYLE REBELS                   1      1       0    2   1     414       418       2
PURPLE ALIENS                          1      1       0    2   1     409       415       2
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                 1      1      0    2    1     374      425       2
GIANT KILLERS                             1      0     0    3     1     413      468      0

Hi, my name is Brian Allan
And I was an alcoholic
I wanted to show myself
More important than I actually was
I went into every club
Wanting beer and getting drunk
And I wanted to party
I still now want to party in some ways
Or another
But back then I was getting kicked out of clubs for being drunk and disorderly
I know I loved life back then
But I pretended to be the boss of a tv Station called AAA
I used to be in squabbles with my family because they refused to
Play with me
But they were living in the real world
Thinking it was crazy to still be living
In a makebelieve world in my house
I used to have a messy house
I tried to make my house a party house
By putting empty beer bottles around the house
And when people came over to get drunk with me I would stand my ground
I used to get bullied and teased and fought just because I had a weird way of loving life
I went out at night to Las Vegas pub in Canberra and blind beggars inn Canberra
I was an awful person
I nearly got killed or punched for speaking my mind
I hung around the city all night
Nothing bad happened but if i did that again
The situation wouldn’t be as rosy
I felt people treated me like a koomarri to muck around with
And sometimes bully
I stopped doing that in 2004 despite having an alright time dancing
But I was with the people that teased me back then
So I said, I want out
But it was hard because I like to have a good time but I had to grow up
Cause I was showing no signs of my purpose in life which is I want to have fun doing what I want but I must say
Within reason because deep down I hated the people who teased and bullied me back then
When I was first was an artist I toasted my art with champagne but
I was getting tippsy and I stopped doing that because I went to the psych ward I went to the psych ward twice in 2004 and 2013 for having weird dillusions probably because of all the alcohol I drank
I express myself in art and writing
And my new purpose in life is learn performance art so I can fit into society
I still hear those voices of who bullied and teased me back then but not like back then, those voices are not true
I hear about other people get bullied like I did and it forces them to end their life but not me, I loved life too much to want to end it, mind you the thought of death used to scare me, it still does despite me knowing I will come back to another life
But I don’t want to finish this life
I nearly got caught into taking drugs
I gave him $20 and sat there waiting for him
But I got bored of being in there so I left
And I got teased by him ever since but
Then it stopped because I showed no weakness
You see saying all this doesn’t make me weak it makes me strong
Saying all the trouble I caused whilst
Trying to party hard
People are talking to me now
So I don’t want to live in the past
My name is Brian and I was an alcoholic but not anymore

Hi dudes and welcome to the Saturn community concert and our first guest is Kathryn Roswell who was my grandfather in her previous life and she is singing with Martin the Martian
With a top hat here they are
Their first song is agadoo
Which goes like this
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee which was Kathryn’s fave song where she knows the words and the actions to and then she sang elvis Presley’s song love me tender which was a song she loved to sing to me ya know her last life’s grandson and then after that Martin the Martian who was John Mahoney from the tv series Frasier singing
I am a Martian with a top hat and I have no tie and I am ready to party all night when your young you will party
To forget about reality and have a little fun oh yeah party right
Yes everyone is ready to party with
Me and Kathryn yo here on Saturn
And I get my top hat and as I am wearing no tie
Just the perfect shade of green
I am a Martian with a top hat
With a naked green body
I am ready to party yeah
C’mon get out your top hat
And put on your dancing shoes
And party party party all night
And then Kathryn and Martin the Martian played a lot of seventies and eighties songs and everyone got down and danced, the songs were
Dancing queen abba
Sweet home Alabama
American pie don McLean
Standing on the outside cold chisel
Duncan slim dusty using all the names of the people here
And then they left the stage
And bon Scott came on stage with Michael Hutchence and Roy Orbison
Michael on drums Roy vocals and bon
On bass guitar they sang
Pretty woman
You shook me all night long
Suicide blonde
You got it
Who made who
Need you tonight
Handle with care
Thunderstruck
Devil inside
And then they bowed to the audience thanking them for dancing and left the stage
Then the crazy hip hop dancers from Jupiter who were Daniel morecombe
And Graeme Thorne who is me now on earth and Caleb Logan and they danced to great songs like
A hip hop version to YMCA village people and Stan from Eminem and another hip hop version of karma chameleon from culture club standing on the inside looking out which is a song I wrote and performed at the poetry slam and the last one was come on aussies come on the old cricket song and now we have some cosmic belly dancers coming out
Their names are Kim Davidson and Bridget bromhead and Ruth cracknell and they shook their bellies to chicken dance
And nut bush city limits and a Christmas song jingle bells and good ship Lollypop and rock and roll music
And after that the swinging yobbos came out slim dusty Alfred Waldron who was another previous life of mine and my currents life’s late father Barry Allan who is now Betty Campbell
And they sang songs like waltzing Matilda and fly burgers which was my first poem I wrote and a tisket a tasket which we showed our inner ***** and then we played all the afl theme songs starting with Sydney Adelaide Carlton Brisbane Melbourne
West coast Fremantle port Adelaide
The gws giants Gold Coast suns north Melbourne hawthorn st Kilda Essendon Richmond and Collingwood
And finished with the green machine
Canberra Raiders song and we left the stage then I came out to sing this song before the fireworks
It is called the schizophrenic Macarena
1 2 3 4 do the schizophrenic
From the first day you were born
To your current situation
With medication you can be reformed
Yeah mate yeah I am schitzophrenic
Don’t worry about my best mate
His name was rob butler
I wish I could explain it because I know
There was no best friend named rob butler
You see if I was married to Susan brown mate and if I had a family
With two sons David and mike
I know they don’t exist
But in a way I wished they did
And I am schitzophrenic
1 2 3 4 I am schitzophrenic
From the first day I was born
To my current situation
With medication I can be reformed
Wow yeah I am schitzophrenic
I like Christmas
But I am a Buddhist
I like the peace behind it
Despite being anything but at peace
With my crazy mental illness
Then I jumped in the back seat
Of my best mates cab
But the thing about it is
No mate of mine has ever drove a cab
Except Stan niemic but it is not him
1 2 3 4 do the schitzophrenic
From the first day I was born
To my current situation
I wish my childish dillusions will go away cause I hate being schitzophrenic oh yeah bow bow
And now here are the beautiful fireworks and that lit up the sky for 21 minutes, it was beautiful
Bye everyone and I will see you at the next cosmic community concert
Goodbye dudes