I am buying a lot of groceries
Down by the shopping mall
Buy CDs and records and cassettes
Down by the shopping mall
Buy a huge television set
Down by the shopping mall
Also buy a big double bed
Down by the shopping mall
Down by the shopping mall oh yeah
Feed ya face with food in the food court
Down by the shopping mall
Or go to a cafe for a toastie
Down by the shopping mall
Or a hamburger from grilled
Down by the shopping mall
Get a bottle of alcohol from Dan Murphys, mate
Down by the shopping mall
Get knick knacks from dollar pop
Smart dollar and regect shop
Down by the shopping mall
Or go to a material shop
To buy things for your craft
Or also making clothes
Down by the shopping mall
Go to k-mart or target
Down by the shopping mall
Down by the shopping mall oh yeah
Get your money to go overseas
Down by the shopping mall
Go to your doctors appointment
Down by the shopping mall
Get your medication from the chemist too
Down by the shopping mall
Get a haircut from barbers and hairdressers
Down by the shopping mall
Get your money from the bank ya see
Down by the shopping mall
Weigh ya self go to toilet and let your kids ride the toy car
Down by the shopping mall
That is the way of the world

A flower is like a lady
Who helps you be healthy
And sports is something you love to watch
To keep your mind active
But overall the best thing is
That you must look after your needs
But what a lady tells you
You watch too much sport
And you eat too many hot dogs
When you are watching it
You see the lady will say
You will look as fresh as a daisy
If you listen to me
As fresh as a pretty daisy
De dot dot dot de
You see you say my way
Can get you that fresh
Your mind will feel better too
If you people tell you what is right for you
Just yell *******
You see what happens if you try your way
What would it do for me
Will it make me be happy
Like a happy Chappy
And make me celebrate life oh yeah
I will be as fresh as a daisy
If I stop listening to you
I just want to be fit
In my own way ya see
To be as fresh as a daisy
A mighty mighty daisy
As fresh as a daisy for me
Oh yeah bow bow

It’s a happy place to party oh yeah
Getting drunk will be the right thing oh yeah
Everyone will love it
Playing rap and house and rock and pop
You see we say jump on poor old pop
After all the things he does for you
You see we are offering cheap medicines
Through the pharmaceutical benefit scheme
That will make people happy oh yeah
And then you run around the block
To take your weight right off
You eat the right foods
And that makes you feel good
Yes partying is the way to be
What do you prefer mate oh mate
A party from soft drink and a lolly oh yeah
Rather than a food that gives you energy
To live your life
It’s better than getting tired oh yeah
Then you get a pickling jar
Which is likely to blow it top
And spreading glass every ****** where
Everybody is helping you
Look after each other
Making sure we are
Happy
Cheerful
Totally radical dude
And that is the way you must feel

Hi dudes

Welcome to my Jupiter moon concert
Today I will sing 1 song for you

The song is precious minds think alike

Tonight we are enjoying our trek around
Sailing throughout the town
Enjoying every moment oh yeah
Having a methane smoothie
It tastes like fucken ****
And on earth tipping point is on tv
But really it drives me crazy
Because more people want the money
The mystery just goes off the wall
And I think of a former girlfriend
She thinks of me and says
That is why precious minds think alike
You see god loves you despite
All the bad things you do
All the Christians sins you create
The animal you ate
Precious minds think alike
Going to a nightclub
Dancing with the girls
Buying them a drink
And saying that you love them
Is really worth a lot
You see if a baby gets born
And no matter which family it enters
The mother and father will be blessed
It cried all the night
Keeping parents up, but still looks cute to me
But that is why precious minds think alike
You will love them despite
When you watch the news seeing mothers losing you before her
And seeing people commit violent crimes
Saying to it, don’t you do that
And cancer mate, strike you at any age
Good or bad child or adult
It takes time off your life
Which isn’t very good
But you love them despite of all that
But mate what will happen
If you only had the good
Like playing Robin Hood
In the play at your local school
Or you are the Dennis Lillee
Bowling at the cricket match
At the local oval
Or you are albanese running Australia
The way a left wing man sees fit
But what if you were Ivan milat
And everybody hates you
Knowing what you ****** done
And that is why precious minds think alike
I will love you despite
You are the person that people hate
Or one that people love
You could love to hate
And hate to love everything about
Each person you will see
Precious minds think
Precious minds think
Precious minds think alike

You fell off the bed, Ted
You fell off the bed
You just jumped off the bed, Ted
Yes indeed
Teddy is so cute mate
Teddy is so cute
But when Teddy falls off the bed, mate
He gets a little mad
Poor little teddy bear
He falls off the bed
I will watch my tv with him
Right said Fred
Teddys too cute for my buddy
Yes he is too cute for me
I am just a Teddy lover
If you know what I mean
And I fall off the bed
On the cat walk
You see I am a bear who knows what he means
Yeah yeah yeah the cat walk yeah
The cat walk yeah
Party with Teddy on the cat walk
You see you are a flippy floppy Teddy
Who is very happy to be yours
Sip of champagne
And biscuits so tasty yeah

I hear thunder
I hear thunder
Like a tenpin bowling match
Probably scoring strikes and
Maybe some spares
To get them through to 200
You miles Blackburn and Stephen Papps
Are bowling well up there
You see miles got a 179
Then a 200 which was fantastic for him
Stephen got a 120 and then a 150
Knocking the bowling clouds to smitheries
You see the thunder is the bowling
Ball running down the gutter very cool
Miles got a score of 220
Stephen got a 160
You can hear the strikes
And the spares
As the thunder hits a cloud
And miles and Stephen are scoring
Very well yes they ****** well are
Another great score from miles was good
160 with 2 4 baggers
And Stephen got a 110 4 strikes
Not much else
Micheal cook scores a 220
He sent the pins packing
And his main friend in the after life
Was the great Kerry packer
Stephen just got a great 4 bagger
Which made the lanes really loud
Well done to mikes Micheal and Stephen
For playing the lanes a thundering

Go lions go lions
You really put it on the swans
Go lions go lions
You piled on point by point
Go lions go lions
Ashcroft was your man
Go lions go lions
Daniher was good too
Go lions go lions
We are the team from Brisbane town
We wear the colours maroon blue and gold
And we always fight for victory
Like our destroyant bears of old
Go lions go lions
Winning their 4th cup
Go lions go lions
The best team in the year by far
Go lions go lions
The team played so well
Go the mighty lions