You see it is a hard thing to feel
When I collapse on the lounge
Into a state of sleep
I dream a Christian carer
With his family taking me for a ride
I took my two cats and my mattress
As well as a couple f clothes
I was totally knocked out
And I felt really crazy
As well were travelling through the suburbs
I told them that this suburb closes
The gates for a festival
With beer and wine and rides and music
It seems to drive me around the bend
Then my carer suddenly became fatter
After all the pizza he ate
And my cats were getting really scared
One just disappeared
Into someone else’s arms
I feel I was losing a family member in Vietnam
My carer was saying please understand
I want to convert you
I want to tell you to see a therapist
And I did and suddenly all my stuff was pinched
I woke up and I found out mate
It was a ****** dream

The raiders show v knights 27 June 2025


Hello everybody welcome to the raiders show
Hopefully the raiders win today to get a draw number 1, the first poem by Tommy
Hooray hooray the raiders will win
It always starts at 0-0 but we will win oh yeah
It will a bumper of a match
Go the raiders oh yeah

The next poem by Simon
C’mon knights we must win
Knock Canberra to smithereens
But they are in top 2
Clobber them down oh yeah

Now is the the start of the match
Hopefully raiders will win
Raiders scored the first try simi sasagi to make it 4-0
Knights didn’t know what hit them
Especially when the raiders score again
Kaso weekes was the scorer and fogety got the 2 to make it 10-0 go the mighty raiders
Looks like Canberra will win
But it was too early mate
Then Ethan strange scored another from raiders
With fogerty got the 2 to make it 16-0
Half time raiders 16 knights 0
Here is the half time entertainment
We’re on our way
To get to the top oh yeah
Wayup wayup
We’re on our way
To get to the top oh yeah
We’re on our way
We are the best team
The Newcastle knights are fumbling
Thinking yeah raiders are not the faders anymore

Get ready to drink our half time beer
I would love to drink with you
And watch and hope the knights don’t
Catch up in the second half
Get ready to party yeah
And celebrate with a XXXX yeah
Get ready raiders keep it up

James schillar scored the knights first try of the second half to make it raiders 16-4 ponga converted it to make the score 16-6 and
In just his second match Jed Stuart scored his second try in two matches to extend the raiders lead 20-6 and fogerty converted to make it 22-6
Both teams showed strong defence especially the raiders and McEwan scored another try to make it 22-10 and then Gagai who replaced ponga who got a sore foot and he made the score 22-12 and raiders still showed great defence until  James Schiller scored another try with 5 to go which made the score 22-16 to raiders and gagai converted it to make the score 22-18 and the raiders good defence held till the end
Raiders won
Raiders 22
Knights 18
Top win
And here is the full time entertainment

Go the raiders we are on the top
Yes it is so cool
The knights don’t know what hit them
Knowing Canberra’s defence was so strong
Off to the pub mate great that Ricky’s son scored 2 in 2
Go the mighty raiders

Now we draw the final curtain
Raiders are so great
22-18 was the score ya see
Oh yeah bow bow
Carn the raiders
One thing is ya see
We are definitely not oh yeah the faders anymore
But with the fact we are on top now
Bulldogs will be spitting blood
And knowing this makes us feel great
Raiders for victory

See ya round dudes

I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
You see someone who liked a lot
Used to sit on me doing a tickle torture
Even the girls liked him for doing that to me
Kids wanted to fight me
And take me to the footy
And punch me in the arm
People teased me
When I tease him back
He threatened me
What was his problem
I am not like him
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I am a nice person
I don’t deserve this crap
That you are dishing out
People squabbled with me
And never going to STOP
I didn’t want to play footy
Despite me loving to watch it now
Because I was scared of being bashed up
They were different for me
Than all the other people
I don’t want this happening to me
But I felt I wasn’t tough enough
But I am the toughest man in the universe
But I never told any of this to teachers
Or parents because I was scared
And I played footy in the front yard
With commentators as well
And my school chums teased me for it
Thinking it isn’t normal to be a regular kid
But I felt awful
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
You meaning is I am normal
I am cool
I am nice
A tad shy
But then people used to ask for money
And cigarettes and ****
It was hard to except all of this
I wanted to make a difference
I worked at vinnies
I played Santa at vinnies
I did the bbq at the Belconnen magpies
None of this I do now
But I was really making a difference
I don’t want to contact JESUS
I don’t believe in that crap
I find out a lot of them
Are the next line of bullies
You can’t be buddhists if you want to reform
You need to have faith in Jesus and god
You must be a Christian to be like us
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
I know there are much better answers than Jesus mate
I find it is the next chapter of bullying
Sorry, but I don’t get a lot of good things
In Christianity
I ain’t like them
I am not like you
Just my own person
I am not better than anyone
But I have a SMART mind
To realise nobody has the answers
I have been bullied my whole life
I was trying to talk to an old friend
And he said if you leave this note
of paper under this door
I will give you $20
I told him to get LOST
And never ring me up again
He was a Christian
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you

Don’t you go messing with my love
You stupid little Christian ****
You guys are just family ****
I am a hooligan mate
I tease the families
Saying leave us alone
As you can get ****** and play your drone
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
I am hooligan can’t ya see
I watch sport and other shows
You watch the news all day and night
I will party with my chums
You are forced to flaming look young
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Time to send you straight to HELL
And make you say just as well
I am a hooligan, but not to a tease
But you can tease me or you want
Who gives a ****
I go paddling with a duck
You can tease me if you like
But you know I can handle it
Because I am a hooligan yeah
You see Patrick isn’t a hooligan
He is a little family kid
He is really a man so it won’t be cowardly
If I took him hostage and tied him up
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
This is the day
Of Christian ****
They will rejoice
And thrown into the pit

Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
Brian loved his pinky how about you
You see it looks cutes on your hand
And your feet
And everyone loved your pinky poo
Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
Cute little finger and little toe
If your not careful your pinky toe will come off
And don’t jam your pinky finger in the door
That is no good
Because if you do you have to rest
And not do your activities using your hand
Because the pinky finger and toe are cute
Yes indeed the finger isn’t part of a rude sign
Pinky pinky pinky pinky poo
You must love your pinky Yes you do
If you clean the poo off your ***
Don’t get it on your pinky do not
Pinky fingers and toes are the cutest ever, man

I love my job
It is great
I love my job
Bewdy mate
I love my job
IT really says
I love my job
Even in very cold days
I love my job
Despite occasionally it gets busy
I love my job
Hot and cold, you don’t get wuzzy
I love my job
Seeing the riders leave
I love my job
Wiping the dizziness on their sleave
I love my job
Totally rad
I love my job
Never bad
I love my job
Babies and kids
I love my job
Riding around having fun
I love my job
Cool cool cool
Ace man ace

I am a nice person
I love everything about life
But what I can’t stand is
People in cars attempting to
Run you over
They don’t care for walkers
There is a new crossing
Which was made for kids
I crossed it, and I stuck my finger
Up at a car who wouldn’t stop, saying
You don’t care for the walkers
You use your car for power
And you don’t care if your car hits me
Nn, you don’t care for the walkers
And you don’t want to catch the bus
You say that is for losers
What I say is car drivers are losers
You just stick ya finger right at him
But I still am a nice person
Nicer than the drivers, anyway
Go and **** a lemon I say to them
And I think that mentally ill people
Are way smarter than the normies
Because they use their problems as life experience
Whilst normies just try for a better life
They wouldn’t care for the homeless
They think it is easy to have a home
Poor people are way better than
Rich people or normies
You see normies tease the mentally ill
Like the rich ****** they are
But I am nicer than the rich people
Because I care for the well being of
My fellow man
I have chosen to be a Buddhist
Because I find they are more peaceful than Christians
I love peacefulness lovingness
Hating homelessness
I hate being homeless I mean
But I support homeless people
Normies don’t
And back to the walkers
Car drivers don’t give a toss about the walkers
And people in big business
Don’t give a toss about poorer people
They don’t want them in their high paying jobs
They just use their job as power
Over low income people