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 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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Shoulders
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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In cartoons
TV shows
When people have a decision
Between good and evil
They have a little angel
And a little devil
Appear on their shoulders.
When in fact
The little devil should be sitting right on their
**Crotch.
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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"Plot"
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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If you watch anime
You know what "Plot" is.
If you don't
Maybe you will figure it out after this.
There is some small plots.
Some huge plots.
Some unnecessary plots.
Some very necessary plots.
There's little baby plots
And old granny plots.
The old ones are less fun
And the baby ones need some time to develop.
Some plots make you awkward
And under no circumstance
Watch a show with lots of plot
Around family.
Or friends.
Or strangers.
Maybe alone,
But don't tell anyone.
Okay?
Have you figured it out yet?

Though I like stories
I never
Ever
Watch a show for the plot.
People were writing humorous poems, so I thought I'd try my hand.
Whats the difference?
Besides an extreme pleasure coming from below...
There's squeaky springs, And some like it.
Two or more people are involved (The more, the merrier)!
At least mostof the time. I guess you could be alone...

There is a lot of sweat and going up and down...
Up... and down...
Up... and down
Forcefully...
Heh, you're imagining now aren't you!?
If you are, then this worked, but I'm not done...

The screams and tricks you can do.
So many fun tricks!
Ones that make you feel like you're flying
Or maybe make you bump your head and begin to moan.

And then your stomach drops and you feel the rush.
The high point.
A certain ******. if you will.

So really, what is the difference between *** and trampolines?
Other than an ****** of course...
My first attempt at a humorous poem. And i bet the title got your attention...
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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Ballsy
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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Is it a word?
It's fun to say
And I use it to describe things
People
Ha, this isn't deep
But I enjoy this stuff.
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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I should stop
Procrastinating
Cause it'll be a pain
Later.
But there's so many other things
That I'd rather do
Though I'm procrastinating on something that I
Enjoy.
Shoot.
I **** at this.
youalwaystrickmeintosmiling
Inspired by my boyfriend. alias: That Parkour Kid.
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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Blank
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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A blank canvas
An idea
Kind of
Tainted and Bound
What shall I draw?
What should I write?
About this cursed house
All the memories
And pain
Experienced here
And the things I will never experience here
I'm at a loss for words
For lines
For ideas.
Help.
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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Lazy
 Aug 2013 Jindomess
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I'm getting so
Lazy
But heck
I deserve some laziness
Not a lot
But my wall flips are looking pretty nice
So there.
*Yawn*

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