I remember wen I walked onto albert road, I was this mix race stubby funny looking toad.I wonder'd around lost with no were to go.
I walked and I looked and came across this Fox, he said his name was Sam but they called him Fat Fox, he whispered in my ear! Than kissed me on the chick! told me that Albert road and poetry needed me.
And than something magical seemed to have happened, I went from a toad to a poet addicted to writing. I stopped and I listened and was shocked at wat I could see,
A dog with one eye! A One eyed Dog trying to get free, now the sounds it was making it was never barking or growling, it sounded so strange stuck on a corner watching!
A strange sight to my eyes I decided to keep on walking, I found my self fishing on Albert road whilst thinking, I cought some bass some cod with a bag of pickle onions I was using.
This goose than approached me asked if I had some bread to give it? I said yes I do! come along with me let's move qweekly.
I took it to this place that I had seeing this guy earlier! His name was Alberrito a mexican lost in a bottle of Tequila. He gave it some bread the Goose passed out qweekly!
He laughed out so loud said the feast will began shortly, so i called my friend Sam! You know that guy they call the Fat Fox, we all sat at the table and fed our bellys with this roasted Goose that ended up Lost.
The scraps we were dropping, Little Jonny was eating, see he was a Jack-Russell so hungry and needy.
And at the end of the feast! The Mexican, And the Fox And the Toad that became a Poet made our way to Huss "House"
We sat there drinking pills-Ners staring out of the window, The Good Politician across the road could only wish that he knew us.
JidosReality 15.5.16
#JidosReality Poemn is about all the pubs named after animals on Albert Road Portsmouth, thought it would be a nice qwerky poem.