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Jan 2011 · 489
Stain my face
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Crying on the phone
tears cross short miles to stain my face
desperate, desolate
loved but not valued
carrying her family
forward with her love and her heart
when will the tide turn
when will they say
"Mum are you ok?"
I say I love you, They love you
they just don't show it or
do what you need to breathe and soar
How is it women can cry so often,
and cry so hard without just dying
That despair would **** me
this despair might
Jan 2011 · 863
Stick Around
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
I could jump out of a plane
and land on my head
in a foam factory
I'll never be dead
tried and tried
accidents to
but I still it seems
I' m here with you.
fall off bikes
get quite sicky
hurt I like
any kind, not picky
What the chance
I am immortal
never falling through that portal
giving trying life a chance
going well
for one last dance
what the hell lies in the future
keep the needles for the suture
savlon bandages and glue
self repair is what I do
time to try and find a life
others battle through their strife
time to get a bit reflective
friends put my ills into perspective
such a selfish little mite
I'm self obsessed and full of *****
will struggle forward day by day
no I am fooling, you all say
probably, I give you that
she said I am a ***** ****
the one reason that I am left
I cannot leave folks all bereft
for now I mean to stick around
and not at six feet underground
so if upon the ground I lie
check my pulse as you pass by
be like a nurse upon a mission
stick me in the recovery position!
Jan 2011 · 9.1k
Dragon Butt
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Goats and skinheads try to boast
they say they do it more than most!
Musk ox have a mighty try
Bang! A crash to split the sky.
Alpine sheep, buffalos too
all decry "the rest are poo!"
But they see stars around their nut
when they receive a Dragon ****.
No run up or deep breath required
**** all day long , they're never tired.
Oh how the jealous ones desire
a headbutt fuelled with dragon fire!
Jan 2011 · 4.4k
Not My Noooooose!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
My Nan just took away my nose,
she's got it in her pocket.
She did it 'cos she saw me
put my fingers in the socket.
I said "not me!" so she decided
to teach me quite a lesson.
And though her tactics I derided
soon I'll be confessing.
I cannot breathe without a nose,
cannot smell dad's awful toes.
Cannot sneeze, only cough
and my glasses will fall off!
So put it back, oh Nana dear,
and from the socket I'll keep clear.
And for a spare nose I'll be wishing,
in case the one you take goes missing!
Jan 2011 · 760
Poonami
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Ate so much it has to come out
belly ache makes me whinge and shout
try to be quiet, bite my tongue
like I closed my *** up with a ****.
I've Got to get rid of this pain
so I can eat some more again
strain as fiercly as I can
spladoosh! I bust the ****** pan!
A tidal wave is swirling round
knocking buildings to the ground
gossips whisper"have you heard?"
Jeremy did that with his ****!
Jan 2011 · 984
Fail
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Dead man walking                dazed
eyes blank                               and
killed by years                      searching
sraining to see                        for
the one thing that                    just
he knows will never come         one
spirit ground to the dust of tombs    slight
pallid spectres of no warmth                     chance
moving into the fringe of his gaze                 but
his lethargy tells                                                     as
there is little left for them to take                  so
no spark                                                                  often
no light                                                                  before
passion for life denied                                  whenever
the cloying                                                            comes
the clinging                                                            some
filth left upon him                                            desperate
in the dark                                                            perhaps
no choice but to                                               undeserved
try to wash this                                                     last
scar                                                                          clean
wound                                                                   chance
to scrape                                                              away
and to cut                                                            into
till blood flows                                                  my
knife cleanses nothing                               future
just mocks                                                       I
have nothing  left                                          fail
not even my blood                                       myself
drained out and soiled                               again
Jan 2011 · 2.2k
Haggis The Cat
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Haggis the cat is quiet and gentle
hang on! No he is ****** mental
if you speak or touch he strikes,
and that's just people Haggis likes.
Fights with Vincent all day long
even when he's done no wrong.
Lets me stroke him when he's mellow
made a streak in me thats yellow
the other day he pinched my dinner
boxed my face like I'm a sinner.
Fought over my piece of lamb
one each end then Haggis WHAM!
Let me kiss him the other day
but I know soon he'll make me pay.
Yes, now I've crossed the Scottish border
I've found my place in the pecking order..
BOTTOM......
MUM
                                    DAD------HAGGIS
                                           VINCENT
                                                   ME
Jan 2011 · 1.6k
Judge Judy's Challenge
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
When dough is in short supply,
puddings get nervous, I wonder why?
They tell their parrots to take to the air,
to see if there's more hidden anywhere.
One flew out to the north Atlantic
his efforts brave and quite fantastic.
The dough of Icelands polar bears
was safely stored and waiting there.
One parrot flew to the Snow Queens wedding
for dough, and to try his wing at sledding.
He was so tired when he took his dough to the station,
he was forced to use his powers of multi - placation
for the guards were nasty and horrid and grumpy
and almost  turned the dough all lumpy.
I tried my best.....
Jan 2011 · 1.8k
A Circus in the Valleys!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
The Circus came to a South Wales Town
Big Top and all ****! Even a clown.
Dew them folks were strange to see
couldn't say "Nos da i chi!"
One of the women was ever so hairy
almost as much as Bethan or Mary.
And the elephant that led the parade
broke into the Spar and stole lucozade.
But the thing that got every lass in a whirl
that foreign young lad with an eye for the girls.
They say that his furry body is funky
but I am convinced that they left us a monkey!
So quick up the trees, be it rowan or pine
and ever so handy down in the coal mine.
they'll be back at New Year, when our valley's a chiller
Perhaps when they go they'll leave us a gorilla!
Jan 2011 · 1.2k
A fuckwit too far
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
I've done some dumb things in my life
thats one of the reasons there is no wife
too much talk of poo for women
all this pretty stupid grinning
need a kick up the *** real bad
or a pointy finger when I'm sad
set myself on fire because thats what I like
fell through the ice while riding my bike
ironed a shirt while I was wearing it
got a huge blister on my weeny ***
one day went fishing and got in a flap
caught a nice carp on a lump of cat crap
got my **** stuck in a cracked toilet seat
that took a lump out ooh painful but neat
said to the doctor" when I'm done yelling,
get rid of the pain, but please leave the swelling!"
one thing I do enjoy is a laugh
but that is no good for my epitaph
for a donkey like me my final hurrah
reads here lies Jeremy.... a ******* Too Far
This is my pals fault, she made me do it. She is either bullying, pointing at me or alluring me :o)
Jan 2011 · 707
Need a Happy Poem
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
I need a happy poem
to take some pain away.
Bright and sweet and breezy
like small children at their play.
A song about the seashore
or colours in the sky.
A poem about dogs and cats
don't need a reason why.
Perhaps a little riddle
or a question with a trick.
Answer before you reach the end,
you'll never be so quick.
Simple maybe for tiny boys,
sweet ones for girls about their toys.
So many thoughts fly round my head,
catch some or they'll all have fled!
Almost there
almost done
still feel weird,
tough,
written one!
Jan 2011 · 504
Today/Dream
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Today.

Saw blackness today in the corner off my eye
brooding close and unexpected amidst smiles.
Blackness of tomorrow's threat,
clinging to the edges of bright and kindness.
Feeding on scattered jewels of joy,
building its strength
biding its time to move into her sight.
By then it will be strong
and she will not.

Dream.

She was sat tired and ill
on a upholstered chair
placed on broad and ancient steps
curving to her front
cliffs behind
no strength
we were arranged to her front
scattered to try
to keep it back
and down
it was enjoying our distress
that of the children most of all

I didn't see the end
but have been crying for an hour

It will come for her soon.
Jan 2011 · 783
Lowry Leanshanks
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Lowry leanshanks came to town
riding a horse that was purple not brown.
He'd heard the sheriffs job was going
so into the ring his hat was throwing.
He might be strange and a little slim,
but who can run away from him?
His arms are thirteen metres wide,
no time to get away and hide!
Never had to use his gun,
Bullets miss him every one.
His purple horse may neigh and whinny,
but you can't shoot a man who is so skinny!
The jail was soon full of bad men,
like Cactus **** and Dust Bowl Ken.
The town was safe, the people happy,
they all so love the skinny Chappie!
Jan 2011 · 889
Kid's Stuff
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Why do bracelets fit up our noses?
One of many problems life poses.
Such as how do nappies keep in the poo,
until it squirts out and lands in my shoe.
Food is fun to play with and throw.
Toys taste good, though Mum says "No!"
Pets are for hugging,
sisters for bugging.
Tears can come after laughing,
but go quickly with hugging.
One thing goes well with all the above,
the happy wee children surrounded with love.
Jan 2011 · 832
The Last Sacrifice
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Dragged forth East out of Wales
land of song and tales even then.
The harp cherished more than the sword.
Oxen strained as his joy drew them on.
This effigy would change so much
healing and mending with its power.
Ancient oak, left to dwell,
kept deep in some unforgotten cwm,
revered still then stolen by
this mendicant friar blinded to his only fate.
What songs and spells it hid within
the silence of its brooding?
Feeling now the time had come
choosing a earnest man of Christ to
make its final play.
What form it had no book tells,
an Great Oxen in my mind
to draw the condemned souls back from hell.
Condemned as Forrest himself
poor fool.
Burned on his pagan effigy, at london's gates
his fate.
And the final victory for the tree.
Darvel Gatheren you might read,
this twisted form spoken now
still makes branches stir on windless days.
And trees smile, and thank the bishops
for the last sacrifice to the old British Gods,
made by the new order.
Friar Forrest bore  Darvel Gatheren out of Wales.
It  appears it was an effigy seen in an ancient and holy, tree, felled and kept as an object of worship.
Whatever echoes of the dim past lived on, only a very few  will know or sense the truth.I have read the suggestion that it represented Hu Gadern.
I dream of it as  sleeping giant Ox.
In Welsh legend, oxen are so strong that they can draw souls back from hell. Ffynnon y Bystuc (spelling tentative!) is at Barry castle, a concrete cap on a doorway to the celtic otherworld.
It means roughly, the spring of the oxen and would have been a place of reverence and mystery before the Normans came.
Jan 2011 · 451
Warmth Flown Away
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
She sits in the corner
glad to be fallen.
Her eyes still trying to shine
with the light of last year.
No glances can cross the gulf to her heart.
The last warmth flown away,
what is left can only die,
like a  swallow,
left to starve as winter's cold flows in.
Jan 2011 · 1.5k
Mischief
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Left to our own devices,
what mischief can we find?
Some trouble to get into,
a worm inside my mind.
Climb up a tree,
or better a cliff!
Boo, not enough danger,
only a whiff.
Lets make a fire,
down in the wood.
Then put in gas canisters,
explosions are good!
Barely a bang,
what a waste of a fire,
so we run throught the flames,
like it's our funeral pyre!
Take the big knife,
thrown back and fore,
if I make Andrew  duck,
it raises my score.
Found a long rope,
that means some fun!
I'll be trussed up and dangled,
so off I will run.
Time to go home now,
off to our bed.
We're both over 40,
but still kids in our head.
Jan 2011 · 691
Fun with Felts!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Biccets and pizza for our tea.
Blankets and toys that talk to me.
All this fun, what a world,
full of cakes half eaten, hurled!

Coloured  in with a felt tip pen.
Was my new game, in trouble again.
Green on the face and in my ear.
Thought it was a good idea!

Two years old and full of beans,
no time to sleep, the tiny wean.
Imagine how much fun She'll be,
next time she gets to play with me!
So happy,  Denise was the 500th reader of one of my poems, and it was about the cutest wean in the world!
Jan 2011 · 1.2k
Is Ozzy Oz?
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Ozzy Oz is the Wizard if Oz,
a wee girl told me beacause because!
Over the rainbow and Toe-Toe too!
And the Tinny man wants to play with you.
When you're 2 it's so much fun,
watch it ten times, never be done.
Poor old Mum, poor old Dad,
at least when it's on She will never be sad!
Jan 2011 · 597
Winter Grinds On.
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
The year turns slowly, winter grinds on.
Old leaves rotting down,
not yet nourishing new growth.
But the trees know.
Spring will come, bringing less for some.
Yearn for the light, willing it to shine on them.
Pour goodness and grace, for all, not some.
Spring comes, let winter be done.
Let them be the happy ones.
Jan 2011 · 1.1k
Christian! Him!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Call myself a Christian,
what the *******!
If Azrael was to get up close,
Then to God He'd run and tell.
"Father, goodness check this one,
something is wrong and needs to be done!
He wears red nail varnish and sings to the dead,
with powerful women alluring his head!
Death Metal songs, Pagan best friend,
flippant poems, the list won't end.
The lost soul should be flogged and hung,
he listens to Camel and Neil Young!
I caught him missing church last week,
his doubts are strong and will is weak.
His other best friend is an Angel he says,
he's seen Her pure light, the love in her gaze
And then there's the spirits, the circles the mirror,
and he says it all works, oh my what a horror!
Just to love Jesus is never enough,
can't tolerate all of his poetry stuff.
Won't you send him a plague, or a bolt from the blue?
There must be some kind of way to get through!"
The Good Lord will pause, says"Azrael you pratt!
It's only Jeremiah, the skinny welsh ****!"
I love everyone more than they know and less than they deserve!
Jan 2011 · 4.8k
Acorns
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Acorns lying by a tree,
plenty there for you and me.
but please be careful what you do,
for acorn legends all are true.
Pick up only one or two,
take them gently home with you.
Put them in a secret spot,
not too cold, not too hot.
Watch them shake, and hatch, then giggle!
Acorns are the eggs of squirrels!
Jan 2011 · 629
Denied His Face
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Do you forget,
or burn your memories into your heart?
Wipe the mind clean,
or juggle the shattered flaws of gone?
Blame God, or x-rays,
or chance or fate?
Remember love,
or drown in hate?
You forgot it all, his 5 years.
All you have left is anger,
Your love for him now less to you
than your hate for God.
You've denied  his face, won't hear his voice.
Don't see him playing, so ill with his toys.
yet giving his presents away,
to another sick boy.
5 years of sickness,
5 years of joy.
I see him, hear him,
smell his little baby smell.
I will remember him forevermore,
he still was the best of us four.
Daniel '68 - '73
Jan 2011 · 523
Under The Oak
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Under the oak there is a door,
do you wonder what it was put there for?
For fairies to get out to the world,
to watch the little boys and girls.

They keep an eye on each of you,
check the things you get up to.
Try and see you're safe from harm,
snuggled up at night and warm.

When you're there, they hide and peep,
in the bushes, hidden deep.
So when you see a flower sway,
there's fairies watching as you play!
Jan 2011 · 765
Chaucer Was Wrong.
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
A prophet of woe and mischance?
My big white ghost that watches me.
Flies beside in the icy rain,
roe deer running with us in the dark,
to see me home.

It gave that dread unearthly shriek,
Christmas night in the forest, no fright.
Tonight it flew through cars and frost,
to pause at the window as we drove.
To satisfy itself.

No ill omen, no destiny of fear.
Just a spirit,
finding me a course to steer.
Staying near.

He was wrong,
I doubt he ever saw one.
Tyto Alba
Jan 2011 · 807
Whoops, what the F......?
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Part of my throat just fell out.
A bit from the back, I have no doubt.
Been feeling something bad down there.
When it fell out, it made me swear.

Put it quickly down the loo.
What the hell else can I do?
A ****** great big lump of me.
Nearly choked, spat my tea"

A cough of blood, a messy splat.
Yes pointy finger, I'm a Welsh ****!
Now just a little blood and stuff,
" Ok body, I've had enough."

I've cut and broke and bled so much,
What next, a piece falls of my crutch?
Reckon singing tore it out.
That last rendition made me shout!

But I will admit that I do fret,
My throat shouldn't go down the toilet.
Odds teeth, my body threw me a curved ball tonight. Well, more like a bit the size of the end of my finger, ugh feel traumatificated, but still alive, result!
Jan 2011 · 446
Write Happy
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Want to write a poem sweet,
about monsters or dragons with big feet.
But got sad things inside my head.
So want to write happiness instead.
So I'll go to bed and dream of things.
Fairies and scaries and beating wings.
Then all the sad stuff will fly away,
tomorrow, I hope, my mind will play.
Jan 2011 · 617
Dirty Glass
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Saw sunlight through ***** glass.
When I'm not ready it brings it back.
To constrained, crushed flat.
The past comes flying at my brain.
No, not again. The degrading.
The pain.
Lie down shut up, or I'll hurt you worse.
We'll stop when we've had enough,
or put you in a hearse.
With your poor ******* dying brother.
If you tell, We'll tell.
And the doctors will stop.
It will be your fault.
Now, do what she tells you!
Grinding into the concrete,
my 8 yr face crushed, "He fell."
Twisted arms.
When men kick a child hard in the *****,
and ****, you stay down,
barely a bruise.
To damaged to cry.
No-one came,
Except them,
They came quite a few times.
Till they got tired.
Was she a mother?
Was I practice for her own,
or was I the pinnacle?
Sunlight through ***** glass,
with blood, **** and stuff
running out my ***.
No-one
ever
came
Jan 2011 · 709
Wee Settee
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
My tumbly hurts,
my *** does too!
Perhaps I might go to the loo.
But up the stairs is dark and cold.
And scary worries take a hold.

Maybe something nasty's there?
To bite my feet and grab my hair.
Hiding in the shadows cast,
should I run up really fast?

No, I'll go back in the room,
Mum or Dad will be here soon.
If they won't go upstairs with me,
I'll wee behind Mum's big settee!
Jan 2011 · 795
Something Big....
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Something big is stalking me,
been on my trail since half- past three.
Wonder if it thinks  I'm dinner,
boy I wish that I was thinner.

Velociraptor or dinonychus,
please don't come and make a fuss.
If I end up in your tummy,
you'll find that I am far from yummy!

Now the footsteps seem quite loud,
wish that I was in a crowd.
I hope it eats me really quick,
and then I'll make it feel quite sick!
Jan 2011 · 700
Man From the Bog
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Lying in moss, millenia gone,
wasted mass of vein and bone.
Men drew him forth, with fear and dread,
and caged him as a beast.
Stone throw, foul jest,
pricked for sport, no dark or rest.
Sunlight burns, that skybright glower.
But with each nights fall,
She brings him power.

A quiet girl, the gentlest soul,
sees him not as hell spawned ghoul,
but lost alone, so far from home.
And she knows his time will come.
Skin grow, hair and nails,
more human now, they start to quail,
He bears all pain, smiles at their fear,
his mind flies out acroos the plain.
Calling back what men dread.

Coming steady in the night,
a Hellish horse, and a beast of night.
Last of their kind, they crave his sight.
Dwelled in darkness all these years,
spawning whispered dreadful fears.
From his cage he sees her truth.
The pregnancy belies her youth.
A sin that cursed her in the eyes,
of those that poison with their lies.

The one deed she can do for him,
she frees the monster, this no whim!
Hidden in a place to rest,
her pity passed the test.
So she runs, with his eyes upon her.
Only Her death will save the honour,
of those who can have none.
Far away, with her lover she runs,
hiding, child now close, a chosen one.

But grinning, with the glee of hate,
Her hunters come, sadistic fate.
A hundred foul men, with her kin,
to punish love with every sin.
Stricken no more, breathing the night.
Greeting his beasts with a call to the fight.
And a prayer, the first and last of his life.
Let me ride one day beneath your light.
I will kneel before your cross.....

Day comes, riding forth, as in the days gone by.
When the world feared their coming.
But today, bleeding from palms, and head,
and wounded, the suffering of the sweetest one,
the price of his prayers.
One day of racing hooves and claws,
swords that flash, dragon soars.
Fallen men and horses mark,
His path out from  the dark.
Weapons dripping, claws ripping,
no smile now, tension gripping.

Too late to save, the torture done.
Still warm, but now beyond his reach.
But still inside the smallest beats.
Quick strokes, hard deeds, in his arms,
torn mother still bleeds,
But her dead face smiles, child  saved from harm.
So He'll nurture and teach the little one,
Tell him of the good his Mother had done.
Then, together they will come.
With a host of Dragons to claim his throne.
Jan 2011 · 2.1k
Dragons? Ha!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Smaug the Dragon? A mere shrimp!
Fasticollaton, was really a wimp.
The Nasty one from Tolkien,
that ravaged Nargothrond?
Less scary than David Niven as James Bond.
The one that makes me turn to jelly,
was the little blonde one, name of Kelly!
Bruised my arm, broke my finger,
told me that my smelly feet linger.
Ate my chicken, said she didn't,
I thought the ****** thing was hidden!
Twelve years since I moved away,
from the scary friend who turned me grey.
Miss the little dragon so,
wherever she is, I hope she knows..
Jan 2011 · 740
Scaredysaurus
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
There's a Scaredysaurus in front of me,
trying to hide in an apple tree.
Watching him is so much fun,
each of his feet must weigh a ton!
Now he is up, whoops! Now he is not,
fell down and landed on his bott.
I'll go and see that he's not hurt,
wipe his nose and clear the dirt.
Then, forget that apple tree.
Scaredysaurus, come home with me!
Jan 2011 · 899
Fishy Fun!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Aren't fish fun!
I have one.
My best chum.
Love it to death.
So hold your breath,
fish, and come!
Get in my pocket,
we'll go and find Mum!
Jan 2011 · 896
Vincent The Fat Happy Cat!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
A happy cat was on my lap.
All ginger, fat and having a nap.
He shared my cake,
all pretty, iced pink.
I bet it makes his poo poo stink.
He had enough of squashing me,
(he weighs a stone and a half you see)
jumped down, and checked his empty dish,
gave his ginger tail a swish.
Then he went off for another snooze,
dreaming of all the food he'd choose.
Jan 2011 · 625
Waiting
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Waiting in the cold,
outside, sad, not bold.
Yearning for the comfort of friendship,
the quick hug and hold,
the joy of a child squeezing my hand.
Then the  gulf of sorrow shrinks,
fear drops back, though not far.
Sullen, waiting it's turn,
to crawl back,
and wallow in the ***** I leave.
Sort of guessed they may be there,
but, drained and sad, left.
Sick with doubt.
Shut out.
By myself.
I think they know.
I know they know,
and care,
and will always be there.
Tonight I can smile at my uselessness.
Like they do, and they get me through. X
The broad concensus of Scotswomen today was "The Welsh ****!"
I accept that with grace.......
Jan 2011 · 2.8k
Monster in My Cupboard
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
There's a monster in my cupboard,
peeking out the gap,
I think I hear him breathing,
I think I hear him tap.
Bet he will come creeping out,
if I try to  have a nap!
So I will have to trick him,
and make him scared instead.
I'll just let out the monster
that I keep beneath my bed!
Jan 2011 · 1.3k
Pebble on My Table
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
There's a pebble on my table,
it's rocking too and fro.
I think there is something inside it,
I'd really like to know!
Is it a monkey, a deer or a dog?
Or is it a crocodile, big as a log?
Whenever it moves I have to shout.
"Stop that rocking, please come out!"
Wow, now it's cracking, I almost can see it,
I'll get a wee stick and try to help free it!
Shh here it comes, aww isn't it sweet,
a wee baby rabbit, all snuggled asleep.
Jan 2011 · 1.0k
Pasties!
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Pasties and poo,what a mix.
Taste much better than weetabix.
Trouble is, it sort of sticks.
To my teeth and my plate.
But it still tastes great!
Mum says the poo is a kind of salami,
I think my Mum is completely barmy!
Another one for the Wee ones group!
Jan 2011 · 3.6k
Adults are Poo
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Adults are poo,
"Get to bed!"
Teachers are too,
"Is that book not read?"
Pizza is nice,
and chips ,
and mice!
And telling
that "I didn't do....."
But best of all,
My favourite call.
From Mum to us all,
"Dinner's ready!"
some adults aren't poo.....
Jan 2011 · 686
The Sweetest Words
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
The sweetest words I ever read,
are carved in stone.
Wrote so low you have to stoop.
Unless you are the size of a baby.
The babies are too young to read.
So I read it for them, though my heart bleeds.
"Asleep,until the Day dawns
and the shadows flee away....."
Margaret Dunbar died 125 years ago tomorrow, 3rd January.
Jan 2011 · 596
Old Stones For Gravestones
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Picked two pockets-ful today,
all were damp from where they lay.
Will paint them with flowers.
A sad place, with pockets of hope.
My pockets hold no hope.
Just stones.
For the six little ones.
Jan 2011 · 8.5k
Chlamydia The Cow
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Chlamydia, you grumpy cow!
You're twice as grumpy as Sarah the sow.
Half as happy as Jennifer hen,
But ten times better than all the men !

Chlamydia, Chlamydia,
we never will get rid of yer.
A fixture in the draughty barn,
giving us milk and a gossipy yarn.

Have some grass and Chrstmas cake,
have a snooze and then awake,
to a surprise picnic on your floor,
then you can be a grump once more.
Jan 2011 · 4.5k
Three Naughty Rabbits
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
Under the Grass beneath the snow,
is a place where the naughty rabbits go.
To sleep and dream of summer fun,
surprising the sheep and making them run.

So please be quiet when you pass,
the three wee rabbits under the grass.
They need to dream in their beauty sleep,
of sun and flowers and chasing sheep!
These wee rabbits live in Susi's story!
Jan 2011 · 2.7k
Pink Dinosaur
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
I saw a dinosaur today,
his scales were pink!
Perhaps he's gay?
His claws were big,
His teeth were whoppers.
And his *** was firing party poppers.
Jan 2011 · 553
Hurt or Die
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
I like it when I bleed,
the warmth tells of being alive.
The same way that hanging,
teetering on the edge of crumbling cliffs
makes me want to live.
Is this why I do dumb things?
Because I don't try to hurt me or die anymore.
Maybe I hope I might hurt or die,
and then want to cling on,
for a little while longer.
Did something dull today.
In a small way.
Didn't get hurt  (much) or die.
climbed a tree.
Found I still cannot fly.
Didn't hurt,
honest.
******.
Jan 2011 · 699
False
jeremy wyatt Jan 2011
You try to fly on others light,
or use them to carry you,
like a burr on a lamb's fleece.
You try to cloud my mind,
tell me how many failed you,
and fail you still.
I  fail, fail to be seduced.
By your narcissistic tales.
I want to love people.
I fear to love people.
I almost like you.
I will be nice to you.
But never say those things,
about  people who matter.
I bear a torch for those I love.
And I will burn you.
Dec 2010 · 547
Coming
jeremy wyatt Dec 2010
Something is coming.
Not so far away,
closer now,
than yesterday.

Waiting for the scratching,
or the rattled glass.
Keep praying for my guides.
They  stand fast.
A thought puts Them with me.

but It senses my doubt,
my fears.
Then, from the cold,
It will arrive,
in Guise often new.
But with fears that are old.

Vague, dreadful.
Indistinct, threatening.
I know how to keep them out.
So far, learnt well.
But I need my side,
all those beyond compare.
Help battle my hell.

Tonight I sleep with lights ,
If I sleep at all,
pray the pills kick in and,
tomorrow, I will stand tall.
For a little while.

Something is coming.
Dec 2010 · 631
Survived This Year
jeremy wyatt Dec 2010
This year things changed.
I changed,
change or die.
Some choice,
almost got it wrong.
One welcoming voice.
Kind and strong.
Pebbles start avalanches.
Smiles and hugs mend sad hearts.

This week, some special friends,
said "I love you."
A baby, a girl, women, men.
****, getting insecure again,
I don't deserve this love.
But they beat my barriers down.
A smile, love, a human touch,
a thing that means so much.

So I try not to hide,
or turn dead inside.
Make my heart and my eyes a guide,
to the Angels and aliens in the skies.

Of humanity.

They mean so much to me.
And those left from before,
I just feel for all the more.
So happy now, sitting here.
But I can feel looming  fear.
But they will conquer it for me,
with a smile.
I am still alive this year, only because of my friends love and care.
Dec 2010 · 647
Cwn du
jeremy wyatt Dec 2010
Would you choke him as he swallows you,
bleed all over him as he chews.
Right through.
Or run as soon as he comes in sight,
winter day or summer flight.

I thought they might drown,
ran forward, looked down.
Right down.
And ran as soon as they came in sight.
Winter day, winter fright.

Been there since, looked around.
Where the cliffs  slid to the ground.
Could have bled, rocks  swallowing me,
so I thank Cwn Du for setting me free.
Diolch ym fawr, woof woof!
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