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neo May 2014
think I understand

the thingy goes over here

right? um, no? well, ****.
alternate title-assembly required
neo May 2014
I have to focus

just focus, it's not that hard-

oh my god a dog
yepppp
neo May 2014
Oh crud a person

I need to say some words now

"Um hi name is yes"
maybe not that bad but still
people man
neo May 2014
"hey, did you draw that?"

No, I stole it, foolish fool

How else would it work?
pfffffft
neo May 2014
wow I kicked the ball

well not very far but hey

I still kicked the ball
*cough*my entire experience with sports*cough*
neo May 2014
What the *******

who ate all of the pudding

that was a whole can
*continues writing dumb haikus from past experiences*
neo May 2014
Once upon a time

There was bacon in my pants

Oh no my mother
old haiku I forgot I wrote dear god why
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