on the first Tuesday last month,
I saw my Black Lab
propose to my grey and white cat,
I had noticed a certain something going on;
I thought it was aggressions over territory or food,
never imagined they had deeper feelings.
He had a little collar , with rhinestones,
for her, about like what I could afford if
some girl tickled my fancy.
She, answered with , " meow" and a cheek rub,
how could I turn down their romances.
I filled their dinner dish with fresh hot dogs,
their water dish with clean cool water, and a few rose petals,
went outside to let them be alone, heard such a ruckus,
reminded me of my honeymoon. When I came in my remote was chewed up.
The next month, Time Warner sent me a bill for an ******* movie
, 101 Damnations does a *****.
I laughed.