"You aren't going to find Mr. Right at a bar"
That is what I am told
Of course I believe it
Where else shall I meet him?
Should I wear my hipster dress and sit at the local coffee shop,
Drinking herbal tea from environmentally friendly cups,
And hope the man of my dreams comes up and says,
"I love that book also you're intelligent and gorgeous and will you go out with me?"
No time for lounging at coffee shops
So maybe I'll frequent the....
Nope. Can't think of anywhere else.
Back to the bars I go!