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7.5k · Jan 2015
Crystal Meth
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
Fifty Thousand dee-grees hot  
Burn your *** right on the spot  
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Great big flash of light and heat  
Fry your *** from head to feet  
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Mushroom clouds rise to the sky  
No time to kiss your *** good by  
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‘Tomic bombs are coming soon  
Blow your *** right to the moon  
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If by chance the blast you miss  
Fall-out's gunna end your bliss
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In the dark your *** glow
Retirement you can forgo
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Two weeks it takes for you to croak
You'll puke and **** and wretch and choak  
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Are you ready ready for your death?  
Go and snort more crystal ****
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So Hail! Hail! WW3
Very shortly it will be
3.5k · Dec 2014
Hey christian
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
Hey lovey-dovey christian, run and get your NIV
Read to me some verses, read them just for me
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Show me how you live, "not by bread alone" [1]
But by every single Word, from God's Holy Throne
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Especially if it's written, black words on paper white
Read them from the NIV, yes-sir-ee you fight the Fight!
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Do you have a problem? Can't you find the verse?
Why oh is that? Your "bible" is accursed

[1] Matt AND Luke 4:4

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Matthew 12:47 -- removed in the footnotes
Matthew 17:21 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by prayer and fasting."
Matthew 18:11 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost."
Matthew 21:44 -- removed in the footnotes
Matthew 23:14 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation."
Mark 7:16 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"If any man have ears to hear, let him hear."
Mark 9:44 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."
Mark 9:46 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."
Mark 11:26 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses."
Mark 15:28 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"And the scripture was fulfilled, which saith, And he was numbered with the transgressors."
Mark 16:9-20 (all 12 verses) -- There is a line separating the last 12 verses of Mark from the main text. Right under the line it says: [The two most reliable early manuscripts do not have Mark 16:9-20] (NIV, 1978 ed.) The Jehovah's Witness "Bible" also places the last 12 verses of Mark as an appendix of sorts.
Luke 17:36 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left."
Luke 22:44 -- removed in the footnotes
Luke 22:43 -- removed in the footnotes
Luke 23:17 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"(For of necessity he must release one unto them at the feast.)"
John 5:4 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"For an angel went down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the water: whosoever then first after the troubling of the water stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease he had."
John 7:53-8:11 -- removed in the footnotes
Acts 8:37 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. It's deletion makes one think that people can be baptized and saved without believing on the Lord Jesus Christ. Sounds Catholic. What are you NIV readers missing?
"And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God."
Acts 15:34 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"Notwithstanding it pleased Silas to abide there still."
Acts 24:7 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"But the chief captain Lysias came upon us, and with great violence took him away out of our hands,"
Acts 28:29 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"And when he had said these words, the Jews departed, and had great reasoning among themselves."
Romans 16:24 -- COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. What are you NIV readers missing?
"The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."
I John 5:7 -- Vitally important phrase COMPLETELY removed [also deleted from the Jehovah's Witness "Bible"]. In the NIV it says,
"For there are three that testify:"
Compare the NIV reading with the following Jehovah's Witness reading--
"For there are three witness bearers,"
What are you NIV readers missing? What does the real Bible say?
"For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one."
2.2k · Dec 2014
Busy Busy Busy
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
Time to write a poem, time to write a rhyme  
Write about the world, and the end of time  
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This happened once before, right before the Flood  
Noah built an ark, made of gopher wood  
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As in the days of Noah, people running to and fro  
So busy busy busy, yet they know not where they go  
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The world that was then, was drowned in water deep  
The world that is now, will become a burning heap  
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The Book of Revelation is soon to be fulfilled  
First Seal is soon to break, you could very well be killed
1.9k · Mar 2015
Hi Faggot
Elihu Barachel Mar 2015
So Kevin kicked me off, he kicked me off his site
Says don't bash ****** Queers, so I'll do that just for spite
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Hi-yea Kevin hi-yea, how's your ****** ***?
Don't you like my poem? Don't you like my sass?
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Why is that ****** Fruitcake? Because I tell you where you'll go?
You'll go to Hell and burn, and your poetry forgo
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When's this going to be? Sooner than you think
The Lake of Fire awaits, you teeter on the brink
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
Almost time almost time, for your stupid *** to burn
Did you study study study? [1] The “gospel” did you learn?
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What “gospel” did you learn? The one from lovey-dovey John? [2]
Thought you’d fly away? Thought that you’d be gone? [3]
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Perhaps the Gospel Paul did preach? In Corinthians the first [4]
If you believe “another gospel”, from God you are accursed [5]
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Paul preached the Gospel, of the Grace of God [4]
Can you site “The Scriptures”? If you can’t then you’re a fraud

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Do you have a Bible? Or some diarrhea on a page? [6]
Preacher said it didn’t matter, and he’s a bible sage
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Are you a Goody Two Shoes Christian? That doesn't know Jack ****!
GOYIMis the word…that’s a word that sure does fit
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Did you admit that you’re a sinner? Did you say the sinner’s prayer?
When you’re in the Lake of Fire, of Hope you will despair
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Faith faith faith it’s all by faith, yes this definitely is true
Who’s FAITH [6] you stupid ****? Your ******* doesn’t have a clue
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Are you a “Holy” Doctor? And a Reverend to boot?
Excuse me Rev. ThD…to Hell you are en route
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Hey Rev. Dr. ThD - Did you read the Book of John?
Unless you have THE UNCTION [7], you are Satin’s pawn
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Religious ****! Religious ****! This is “the church” today
The Elect! If this is you…then you’d better pray!
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Is my lovey-dovey poem, a red hot poker up your ***?
You might be in Hell, before today will pass

[1] 2nd Tim 2:15
[2] John 3:16
[3] 1st Cor 15:51&52
[4] 1st Cor 15:1~4
[5] Gal 1:8&9
[6] EVERY SINGLE PLACE in the KJV it says “faith OF” is corrupted to “faint IN” in the NIV. You say you don’t understand. I KNOW you don’t understand, and I know WHY – Dan 12:10
[7] 1st John 2:20
1.8k · Dec 2014
Are you a "Christian"?
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
I regard what calls itself "Christianity" today, as so much RELIGIOUS ****.

Why? The Apostle Paul wrote this in his second letter to the Corinthians

2nd Cor 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.
KJV

Some earmarks of "another Jesus"

· He was borne on Christmas
· His "Triumphal Entry" was on Palm Sunday
· His Crucifixion was on Good Friday
· His Resurrection was on Easter
· He turned water into grape juice
· He inspired the NIV (or anything other than the KJV)
· He prays the Lord's Prayer "...thy will be done on earth..."
· His "gospel" is John 3:16
· If he didn't have brothers and sisters
· If he loves EVERYBODY
· If his mother makes apparitions
· If he builds his church upon Peter (Matt 16:18)
· If you have to say the "Sinner's Prayer" to be saved (John 6:44)
· If some "Reverend Doctor" preaches about him
· If a ThD "Theologian" explains him
· If his ministers call themselves "Reverend" of "Father"
· His followers refer to the 3rd Person of the Godhead as "Holy Spirit"

Go tell your Lovey-Dovey jESUS: he can take his salvation and shove it up his ***...AND TELL HIM THAT I SAID SO!

If your opinion of ANY of the above is: "It doesn't matter", then YOU, your church your pastor, your denomination, your jESUS, your gOD - are so much RELIGIOUS ****...ask Nadab and Abihu how much it matters! (that is of course, if your stupid *** even knows who they are)

Also, if you still think it doesn't matter, because one day you're going to fly away to meet your lovey-dovey lord in the lovey-dovey clouds...your ******* will wonder why you are still here when the FIRST SEAL BREAKS

There are 7 years soon to commence, it's called the Great Tribulation. All you lovey-dovey ***** Chunk "christians" will have an opportunity to PROVE that you REALLY ARE what you claim to be.
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Do you think you will survive? The coming Seven Years
It's called the Tribulation, a time of and pain and tears
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Chances are not good, that you'll live to see it through
You'll probably be killed, your not the chosen few
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You will greet the Antichrist, and you'll take his Mark
This guarantees you'll burn in Hell, the warnings were so stark
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For 1000 years you'll burn, before you stand before the Throne
The Great White Throne of God, you He will disown
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Then you'll be cast alive, into The Lake of Fire
With all RELIGIOUS ****, and every other liar
1.7k · Jan 2015
Hail! Hail!! Big Brother
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
North Korea, Syria, Damascus and Iran
Pieces of a puzzle, do you see the master plan?
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Now it's Eastern Europe, Ukrainia to wit
Thank the New World Order, peace they'll not permit
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One World Government, Dictatorial control  
Hail! Hail! Big Brother! The Antichrist extol!  
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Blame everything on Israel, wipe them from the Earth  
It’s all their fault, it’s all their fault, all this pain and dearth  
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Forget about the Bible, just a Book of Myth  
Listen to the Aliens…their wisdom and their pith  
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Take the MARK! Take the MARK! In your forehead or right hand  
Burn in Hell forever, forget the Promise Land
1.6k · Sep 2015
King Pimp
Elihu Barachel Sep 2015
Look who comes to visit, a man all dressed in white
But inside he's black as Sin, and a Rosary he'll recite
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The ***** of Babylon, the King **** comes to our land
Goes to the Oval Office, and with O he shakes his hand
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Lets have a New World Order, the False Prophet will proclaim
In seven years seven years, it will end with fire and flame
1.5k · Jan 2015
Gay
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
Gay
SIN...is too kind a word, for a ******* ****** Queer
ABOMINATION is a better fit. Does this seem austere?
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Not austere enough! Condemnation it does lack
Damnation for eternity...for a sin so vile and black
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Why is a Queer a Queer? Was he born that way?
God Almighty gave him up [1], soon his soul He'll slay
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"Gay"...euphemistic slang
From a ******'s mouth, an insult and harangue
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How gay do you suppose, do you suppose you'll be?
When every ****** burns, for all eternity

[1] Romans 1:24
1.4k · Feb 2015
It's Going to Blow
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
When it finally blows, it's going to blow real hard
A super Super Volcano! Your *** will be real charred
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When's it going to blow? No one knows four sure
"Soon" is all they'll say, this they do assure
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What is going to blow? To make you groan and moan
There's a black-out of the news...Yellowstone!
1.3k · Feb 2015
"Gay"
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
How "Gay" do you suppose, do you suppose you'll be
When In Hell you burn, for all eternity
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Every ****** every Queer, every **** and ****
You're going to burn in Hell, while Satan ***** your ****
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He'll tie you to a stump, barbed wire he will use
Sulfuric acid boiling hot, out his **** does ooze
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Then there are the Demons...can't wait to get their turn
Pumping ******* pumping, in the place of no return
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When they get tuckered out, a red-hot ***** they will use
They'll ram it up your ***, while they put to you the screws
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Yes-sir-ee you'll be so "Gay", while you burn forevermore
You ****** Queerass Fruitcake, God does you deplore
1.2k · Jan 2015
Mathew Chapter 24
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
All it takes is half an hour, once the button's pressed
For a missile from Siberia, to land on the US
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20 Mega Tons Death, 20 Mega Tons of Doom
Coming to the USA...you won't need a tomb
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And this is only one! There fly many many more
And from submarines, stationed off our shore
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Then Yellowstone will blow, San Andres too
Don't forget 'bout New Madrid...bid this world adieu
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Read the Book of Mathew, chapter 24
This is on its way, blood and guts and gore
1.0k · Feb 2015
Fruitcake
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Your Damnation slumbers not, in Hell you're going to burn
EVERY Queerass ******, CONDEMNATION you did earn
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So while your still alive, skip along your merry way
Soon you'll be in Hell, God your soul will slay
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Pretend it isn't so, deny the Word of God
When you finally burn in Hell, then I will applaud
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Tisk-tisk oh ****** Fruitcake, my poem you don't like?
Read it to your buddy, and every single ****
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Read it ****** Fruitcake! Read the part where you will BURN
Read it Fruitcake Queer! Your DAMNITION you did earn
1.0k · Jan 2015
Jonah
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
There was a man of old, Jonah was his name  
God gave this man a message, Doom he would proclaim  
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Jonah didn’t want to go…to Nineveh he’s sent  
If Jehovah says…there’s no argument  
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"Yet forty days then Doom"…so did Jonah cry  
Nineveh repented, spared Judgment from on High  
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Think this a story, just a ferry tail?  
Doom is coming to this land, you will weep and howl and wail  
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Nineveh repented, this nation sure will not  
You should have learned should have learned, learned what Jonah taught
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
Two whole chapters have been written, about a ***** so Great
The ***** of Babylon, and what shall be her fate
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They are written in a Book, the writer was Saint John
The Author is the Lord, the ***** is Satan’s spawn
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This all started at a tower, Babel is the name (note present tense)
She will be destroyed, with burning fire and flame
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Baal is her god, Astaroth as well
This ***** and all her gods, are going to burn in Hell
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Today she has a High Priest, he wears a special cap
He wears the hat of Dagon, the “faithful” to entrap
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You can go and pray with him, beneath his Golden Dome
Go and kneel and pray, go to the city Rome
965 · Dec 2014
Religious Shit
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
A Great White Throne awaits [1], your Judgment draweth nigh
There you'll be condemned, you will weep and wail and cry
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You'll be cast alive, into the Lake of Fire [2]
Forever there you'll burn, with every **** and ***** and liar
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The pimps and ****** and liars, will be floating at the top
Deep down underneath, the Pharisees will drop
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Who is a Pharisee? Go to Church and see
To the King **** that is in Rome [3], they are a devotee
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Do you think you're any better than a **** or ***** or liar? [4]
Because you go to church, and you sing in a good choir?
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You're religious ****! And so is your church too
Goody goody "christians" [5], not the Chosen Few

[1] Rev 20:11
[2] Rev 20:15
[3] Rev 17:5
[4] Mat 10:15
[5] Mat 7:21
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
The Apostle Paul, pronounced a bitter curse [1]
If you preach Paul’s Gospel, then site the chapters and the verse
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His Gospel he wrote down, and sent it to a Church [2]
To the Church that was in Corinth, “the scriptures” they did search
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An example they did have, from Berea did this come
They searched the scriptures daily, to Paul’s curse they’d not succumb [3]
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“According to the scriptures” is the BEDROCK preached by Paul
The chapters and the verses, learn them learn them ALL
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To preach “another gospel”, upon you Paul’s curse will be
You will burn in Hell, Paul’s TRUTH you did not see
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Salvation is of God, take heed to what Paul wrote [4]
Know the chapters and the verses, be able of them quote
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This is the litmus test, between the ****** and saved
To know not these Holy Scriptures, means you are depraved [5]
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The depraved will burn in Hell, Paul’s curse will be fulfilled
According to the Scriptures, with death you will be killed [6]

[1] Gal 1:8
[2] 1st Cor 15:1~4
[3] Acts 17:10&11
[4] Jonah 2:9
[5] 2nd Tim 3:7&8
[6] Rev 2:23
955 · Dec 2015
Luke 21:25&26
Elihu Barachel Dec 2015
How you gunna die? will it be in WW3?
Your *** burns to a crisp, and there's no where you can flee
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The Elite they know a secret, the worst kept secret ever known
They know how you'll die, how you'll wretch and how you'll moan
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Yes WW3 will happen, but there's something worse that's on the way
NO ONE will escape! Too **** late for you to pray

Upon you there is a Curse, upon you there is a Hex
This is how you'll die...welcome Planet X
933 · Dec 2014
Rich Man
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
The sun does rise the sun does set, another day goes by
One day closer one more day, to the day that you will die
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Long ago when you were young, death was far away
In a mirror now behold, your gray hair is here to stay
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Your youth is gone your eyes are dim, you need a cane to walk
The people that you meet, you they only mock
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Very soon, all to soon, you will breathe your last
Your life will be snuffed out...your memory has past
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Where will you go then? To Heaven or to Hell?
You'll go to Hell to burn! Forever there you'll dwell
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You lived in wanton greed, in debauchery and lust
With your soul you will now pay, your gold has turned to rust
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Death is at the door, for you he will not knock
Your rotting caucus will lay cold...Grim Reaper will not baulk
927 · Aug 2015
Dale H. Koller
Elihu Barachel Aug 2015
What's the Gospel Dale Koller? By which your soul is saved
Preach it to me Dale! Prove you're not depraved

Preach it from your bible, the one you corrected to be pure
Your "perfect" Word of God, or is it your manure?

Preach it from a letter, that Paul wrote to a church
To the church at Corinth...do you need to do research?

Chapter five plus ten, of Corinthians the first
Verses three and four, prove you're not accursed

"According to the scriptures", Paul wrote once and wrote it twice
This is the Gospel Dale Koller, not just mere advice

I can site the chapters, site the verses too
If I can Dale Koller, why oh why can't you?

I know Dale Koller, I know but I won't tell
So continue on your way, on your way to burn in Hell
{Dale H. Koller is a disciple of the late Richard E. Rhoades, and an Elder of the Maranatha Bible Society. For rebuttal contact him; he lives in Lynn Haven FL}
922 · Mar 2015
Ha-Ha
Elihu Barachel Mar 2015
Happy Happy WW3
Get your *** blown off with glee
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Very soon the bombs fill fall
****** death for one and all
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Being blown to **** is so much fun!
Nowhere nowhere can you run
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Atomic bombs and poison gas
Soon will fall right on your ***
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So play and laugh or moan and cry
And kiss your stupid *** goodbye
911 · Feb 2015
Buzzards Say "Yum-Yum" [1]
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
The fuse is lit and burning fast, it’s almost to the bomb
The bomb goes off it’s WW3, you they wouldn’t embalm
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You will rot right on the ground. Buzzards eat your ***
Not just only you, humanity in mass
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If you aren’t killed, three weeks is all you got
From radiation you will glow, you’ll moan and puke a lot
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So keep your head stuck in the sand, pretend it is not so
When you finally die, to Hell you're going to go

[1] Rev 9:17&18
910 · Jan 2015
Bah! Humbug!!
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
There's one "special" Holiday, in the **** can I will toss
The Pagan Calibration, of fricking Santa Claus
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If that ****** Bozo, down my chimney tries to come
I’ll blow his *** away, and beat it like a drum
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Then I’ll shoot his Reindeer, I’ll have a jolly feast
Hey Rudolf Dancer Prancer, you will be deceased
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All the Queerass little elves, I’ll blow away as well
And that stinking slay, I will go and sell
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To the North Poll I will go, with an Atom Bomb
500 megatons!! And drop it with aplomb
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December 25th, from the calendar I'll wipe
And all the goody-goody "Good Cheer", and all the Farceass Hype

{If you are getting the notion that I don't like Christmas, you are right! Why? I think it's blasphemous to associate the birth of Christ with a Pagan Holiday} {AND the way it's celebrated !!!}
903 · Jan 2015
Georgia Guidestones
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
There's a monument in Georgia, Elberton's the nearest town
Off of Guidestone Road, this monument is found
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Thereon is inscribed, 10 guidelines for mankind
Written in 8 languages, these guidelines are defined
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English Spanish Hebrew, Russian and Chinese
Arabic and Hindin, Swahili if you please
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10 Principles of Rule, 10 Principles of Right
The Wisdom of the New Age, so Lofty and so Bright
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Read them very closely, understand what they do say
Read Precept number one, what message is conveyed?
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Reduce the population! Pray tell how's this going to be?
Not to hard to figure out...World War Three
859 · Dec 2014
AIDS
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
AIDS…do you have it? Guess what your going to die
You will pine away…won’t have the strength to cry
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Why do you have AIDS? Because you’re a ******* Queer!
After you are dead…Damnation so sever [1]
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You will burn in Hell, every ****** will
***** and Gomorrah, a lesson you’ll fulfill
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Pretend it isn’t so, be so very “gay”
Your eternal soul, is the price you’re going to pay

[1] Romans 1:26&27
853 · Apr 2016
12.0 on the Richter Scale
Elihu Barachel Apr 2016
Earthquakes every day, earthquakes every hour
A 12.0 in California...with fear you will now cower

Then there's New Madrid, but not to worry not to fret
Yellowstone will blow! And everything you can forget

But it ain't over 'till it's over, and it ain't over yet!
An asteroid will get you...do you twitch and sweat?

Everyone relax! Be happy with much glee
Our Government will save us...if it survives from WW3
Elihu Barachel Feb 2016
From Allan Lewicki
Sub: WW3**

In just a little while, your stupid *** [1] is going to see
The Wrath of God Almighty, this most vividly

You'll see the Clouds of Death, rise into the sky
Mushroom clouds from Atom Bombs, and you'll wonder why

I will tell you why, since your too **** dumb to learn
This is the Vengeance from a God, A God that you did spurn

You thought you were so good, you thought you were so pure
You'll be Dung upon the ground [2], of this you can be sure

You're Religious ****! [3] Just like Dusty Rhoades
With him you'll burn in Hell, and all his Stinking Toads

[1] Hypocritical Stupid ***
[2] Jer 9:22, Jer 16:4, Jer 25:33
[3] http://yourreligiousshit.blogspot.com/
836 · Oct 2015
Hegelian Dialectic
Elihu Barachel Oct 2015
The Hegelian Dialectic, sounds so lofty and so fine
It's what ISIS was created for, a problem by design
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The solution was to be, al-Assad would go away
Through ciaos clamor War! A commotion and a fray
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But according to O's plan, things did go awry
Basher al-Assad, from the North has an ally
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Upon the stage appears, a man no amateur
The bane of O, bane of O, his name is Vladimir
Elihu Barachel Apr 2016
A "Preacher" that I knew, an "Evangelist" no less
Richard Edward Rhoades, him I will not bless
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Why pray tell oh why? Listen closely and I'll tell
The "gOSPEL" that he preached, will send you straight to Hell
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Doctrine-Doctrine-Doctrine! King Farce preached oh so loud
He founded a Society [1], with "gRACE" they were endowed
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The gOSPEL that he preached, was from Corinthians the first
Chapter ten plus five...but what he preached brought on a curse
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Verses three and four, note the last four words of each
Never Never Never, did Dusty Rhoades these teach
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"According to the scriptures", Rhoades's Toads all took to mean
The Letters of St. Paul, and ONLY Paul's cuisine
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Dusty Rhoades now burns in Hell, upon him is Paul's CURSE [2]
Richard Edward Rhoades...his gOSPEL was perverse

[1] The Maranatha Bible Society
[2] 2nd Cor 11:4
Google: "Maranatha Bible Society"
Google: "Richard E Rhoades"
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
If you think I'll Coexist, with a ****** Queer
You can think again, your Damnation is so near
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Every ****** every Queer, every ******* ****
Is going to burn in Hell...this you do not like?
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That's just too **** bad, ****** lovers will burn too
You and all your poetry, I bid you all adieu
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You I will forget, so continue on your way
On your way to Hell, where FOREVER you will stay
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FOREVER while you burn, my poems will be read
Ever single word, will echo in your head
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Every single line, of ****** hating rhyme
Will be read to you, and be burned into your mind
812 · Feb 2015
What Me Worry
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Religious ****, Religious Crap, Religious Dung and Stool
"Christianity" today...Puke to fill a kiddy-pool
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Then the "christians" jump right in, play patty-cake all day
Say some lovey-dovey prayers...chase the Devil far away
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That baddy-baddy Devil, "christians" don't allow
To him hold up a crucifix, then go kiss their Sacred Cow
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They don't have to worry, 'bout Wrath or WWIII
They think they'll fly away...Oh yea, lets wait and see
798 · Feb 2016
Babylon!
Elihu Barachel Feb 2016
To whom it may concern, this poem is addressed
I write it to the cursed, I write it to the blessed
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The last Book of the Bible, is about to fulfilled
It's called the Tribulation...you'll probably be killed
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If you are the cursed, you'll be killed and sent to Hell
If you are the blessed, you'll be killed as well [1]
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Only 12 x 12 x 10, times one hundred more [2]
will live to see the end, and the burning of the *****
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THE ***** of BABYLON! your Doom is drawing neigh
In God's flaming fire you'll burn, and in Hell you're going to fry [3]
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Who is the ***** of Babylon? This question you may ask
She "sits on many waters" [4], and in glory she does bask [5]
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In "one hour" her Doom will come, pain and death and woe [6]
She'll fall and she'll not rise [7], to Hell she's going to go
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Do you live in Babylon? The Babylon today
You were warned that you should flee, this is the USA [8]

[1] Rev 6:9
[2] Rev 7:3~8
[3] Rev 17: whole chapter
[4] Rev 17:1
[5] Rev 18:1
[6] Rev 18:10, 18:17, 18:19
[7] Rev 18:21
[8] Rev 18:4
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Tell me ****** Fruitcake, tell me Fruitcake Queer
Do you wipe the **** from off your ****, after ******* your sweet dear?
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Or does your partner lick it off, while you 69?
Yummy yummy chocolate! A flavor so sublime
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Hey ****** Queerass Fruitcake, did it ever come to mind?
That you're going to burn in Hell, you'll be there for all time
785 · Feb 2016
Really Tuff TUFF Sanctions!
Elihu Barachel Feb 2016
In Korea of the North, they're going to go a test
They're going to shoot a missile, to see what works the best
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Will it haul an Atom Bomb? or maybe 2 or 3?
Can they put on it their H-bomb? we'll have to wait and see
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Does it have the range, to reach Washington DC?
Oh my goodness oh my gosh, Obama's going to ***!
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He will stomp his feet, and then he's going to pout
He'll stomp his feet AND pout, at Kimy he will shout
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He'll slap on them some sanctions! and call them naughty names
He'll say Kimy Kimy bad boy, I ain't playin' no more games
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But what Game does Kimy play? That makes Obama ***
The answer's plane as day, the game is WW3
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
Read the title read it loud, find the chapter and the verse
Then go read the Headlines, this they say and worse
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From the time that they left Egypt, right up until now
The Goyim want to **** them, this they do avow
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****** made a try, millions millions he did ****
Extermination! **** them all! He almost did fulfill
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There is a man to come, worse than ****** he will be
On the Temple Mount he'll sit, he'll issue a decree
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Bow unto his image, in your right hand take his Mark
An order from the Throne...he sits upon the Ark [1]
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He will have his way, but just for forty months plus two
He knows his days are numbered...he hates every single Jew

[1] 2nd Thess 2:4
778 · Feb 2015
Gay Pride
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
******* are so proud, of their sin so black and vile
Abomination! Is the word, for their habit and their stile
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They march in a parade, their perverted pride they flaunt
Lick each others *****, and God Almighty taunt
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God will not be mocked, ******* will find out
They'll be sent to Hell, this without a doubt
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Tisk-tisk oh ****** Fruitcake, don't you like my rhyme?
Soon you'll burn in Hell, you'll be there for all time
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Will you be proud in Hell? Will you march in a parade?
You'll have a red-hot dildow up your ***, and your "pride" be so displayed
775 · Jan 2015
Blame
Elihu Barachel Jan 2015
The situation is so bad! The situation is so foul!
Who to blame it on? While we yell and scream and howl
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Blame blame blame and blame! Then blame blame blame some more!
Who ever caused this mess, our wrath on him we'll pour!
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Ah! The Lithuanians! That is who we'll  blame!
Their ***** we will kick! Their ***** we will maim!
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No? How about the Portuguese! They deserve to die!
We'll beat the stupid *****! We will make them cry!
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No no no and no! The whole world will now accuse!
We know who to blame!! BLAME IT ON THE JEWS!!!
773 · Dec 2014
The Path
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
There is a way today, that seemeth right to man [1]
The end thereof is death, it is NOT God’s holy plan
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What calls itself Religion, is so much filthy trash
Inventions made by man, one day will turn to ash
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Christianity’s corrupt, “another” Jesus do they preach [2]
All for filthy lucre…another gospel they do teach
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Christ will come again, in flaming fire and wrath [3]
You’ll be sent to Hell, you took the primrose path
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You took the way that’s broad, to the wide gate this did lead [4]
You believed a lie…TRUTH you did not heed
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You took not the path that’s straight, to the narrow gate
Forever you will burn, in Hell you’ll meet your fate [5]

[1] Prov 14:12 & 16:25
[2] 2nd Cor 11:4
[3] 2nd Thess 1:8
[4] Matt 7:13
[5] Matt 25:41
765 · Feb 2015
Armageddon
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Jacob was a man, he grabbed his brothers heel [1]
And his Birthright too, this started the ordeal
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This ordeal continues on, with hatred so severe
It's coming to a ******, "Jacob's Troubles" do draw near [2]
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Gathered round about him, every nation of the world
EXTERMINATION they all want, their Flag of WAR unfurled
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Coming from the East, 200 million men draw near [3]
The Euphrates will dry up, there will be a quaking and great fear
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To Armageddon they do march! Armageddon's drawing neigh!
The Rider in the White Horse, is coming from the sky [4]

[1] Gen 25: 24&25
[2] Jer 30:7
[3] Rev 9:16
[4] Rev 19:11
Elihu Barachel Aug 2015
I will write a rhyme, I'll write a rhyme right now
About a Purple Chicken and a Big Green Cow
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The chicken laid an egg, the cow made methane gas
Blew it on the chicken, right out her big green ***
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The chicken said cluck-cluck, the cow then said moo-moo
Do not **** me off, or you'll be chicken stew
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Oh yea! The chicken said, hamburger you'll be!
You'll end up at McDonalds, just you wait and see
749 · Dec 2014
The Chosen Few?
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
The time is drawing near, and so quickly too
You will soon be judged…are you the Chosen Few?
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The Chosen Few, very few, will escape the wrath of God
For the rest the Tribulation, Satin you will laud
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Seven years of Hell on Earth, a cleansing from on High
You will meet your fate, and meet the bye and bye
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Twelve times twelve times one hundred, and then again times ten
Saints are Sealed by God…they will cry Amen
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Protected from Trumpets, protected from the Vials
Protected from Damnation, and protected from all trials
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They will see the Second Coming, Kings and Priests they’ll be
God will wipe away all tears, an end to misery
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But if you're not the Chosen Few, that's just too **** bad
You will burn in Hell, the Chosen Few will be so glad
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So how do you get your name, into the Book of Life?
It is NOT your choice...does this stab you with a knife? [1]

[1] It's called Calvinism
731 · Dec 2014
Goyim
Elihu Barachel Dec 2014
You will burn in Hell, for all eternity
Burning red hot coals, grief and agony
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Were you a ******* *****? Drug dealer of a thief?
Nooo…a lovey dovey “Christian”, “faith” was your motif
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You were goody-goody, every Sunday went to church
Ha! Is that so? Your religion is a smirch
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Pray tell explain, why you don’t know ****
“Goyim” is a word, that best does you befit
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Do you have a Bible? Or diarrhea on a page
Can you discern? Will THE TRUTH assuage?
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Unless you have the KJV, the book you have is ****
New translations are corrupt, more than a little bit
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Hey lovey-dovey “Christian”, does this matter? Do you care?
You’re religious ****, of you I will beware
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Not only are you ****. Your “gospel” is a fake
Your Jesus [1] is so too, in Hell you’ll burn and bake
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You will get to prove [2], if you are Elect
Or a *******, in a condemned sect

[1] 2nd Cor 11:4
[2] Rev 16:2 & Rev 14:10
Elihu Barachel Mar 2015
Ostracized and banished! Banned and throne out!
Kevin and Allpoetry, they give me a big flout
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Just because I write, that Queers will burn in Hell
They kick me off their site, my *** they did expel
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Kevin Kevin oh tisk-tisk, don't you want to burn?
Guess what oh ****** Fruitcake, your Damnation you did earn
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You'll roast upon a spit, you'll fricassee and fry
In Hell you'll have a "Gay" old time...I won't even say goodbye
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Hey Kevin Kevin ******...write some poems down in Hell
Write about your TORMENT! In fire you can't quell
719 · Feb 2015
Sodom and Gomorrah
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
***** and Gomorrah, to a cinder they were burned
A lesson for today, but a lesson never learned
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Fire rained upon them, and brimstone red-hot coals
Now there all in Hell, with all the condemned souls
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Vengeance they did suffer, God did a cleansing the earth
Same thing’s about to happen, pain and death and dearth
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A “Cleansing” will soon come, Seven Years of pain
For every single ******, woe and death and bane
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It’s called the Tribulation, the Bible makes it clear
You’ll burn in Hell FOREVER, if you’re a ******* Queer
710 · Sep 2015
Two Riders on White Horses
Elihu Barachel Sep 2015
Seven is the sum, of the Seals upon a Scroll [1]
First one's about to break...comes a rider from Sheol [2]
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On a white horse he does ride, conquering the world
Round about him shines a bow [2], and his flag of "peace" unfurled [3]
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A grievous wound unto his head, he had in days gone by [4]
The grievous wound is healed [5], but he is blind in his right eye [6]
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Ten Kings arise to follow him, but only for one hour [7]
They give their strength unto the Beast, all their strength and all their power
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Forty months plus two, the Beast will have his way [8]
Unto his image you must bow...many many he will slay [9]
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Another Rider on horse, on a horse that's VERY white [10]
Comes with all his Army, with the Beast they're going to fight
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The Beast is thrown alive, into a Lake of Fire [11]
Forever there he'll burn, with every other liar


[1] Rev 5:1
[2] Rev 6:2
[3] Dan 8:25
[4] Nov 22, 63
[5] Rev 13:3
[6] Zech 11:17
[7] Rev 17:12
[8] Rev 13:5
[9] Rev 6:9
[10] Rev 19:11
[11] Rev 19:20
709 · Feb 2015
Oh Tisk-Tisk
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
Hey Queerass ****** Poet, Hey Poet ****** Queer
Don't you like my rhymes? Are they too austere?
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Why is that ****** Poet? Why oh why oh Poet Queer
Because you'll burn in Hell? Is this too severe?
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Not Sever enough! In Hell you're going to fry
A red-hot dildow up your ***...no KY to apply
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Demons ram it in and out, while they flay your *** with whips
Dipped in venom from a Lion Fish, with razors on the tips
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Through broken glass and burning coals, they'll drag you night and day
This for all Eternity...and your stinking *** sauté
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But you don't have to worry, no need for you to fret
You're a "christian" ******, the above you can forget
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With Water oh so Holy, you ****** your *** real good
And have a "Gay" old time, with your brothers in the hood
697 · Oct 2015
Parting Shot
Elihu Barachel Oct 2015
We'll not have to wait too long, to see how Syria turns out
Isaiah wrote a prophecy, that erases any doubt
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If your down and out, and the Russians beat your ***
A False Flag is in the works, while O does a dance and chasse
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Does ISIS have the BOMB? Very soon the world will see
Damascus blown to ****! [1] O hops around with glee
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This ****** Putin off, BIG TIME he is ******!
WW3 is at the door, and China will assist

[1] Isa 17:1
Elihu Barachel Aug 2015
What blew up in China? And what made it blow so big?
An "accident" my goodness! Is it a sacrifice to *****?
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Couldn't have a thing to do, with their money called the Yen
WW3 could start this way, maybe the War has just began
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But we don't have to worry, we'll say oh tisk-tisk too bad
There are too many Slant Eyed Chinks, blow them up and we'll be glad
676 · Aug 2015
Peaceful Purposes
Elihu Barachel Aug 2015
Lets enrich uranium, enrich it all we can!
It's all for "peaceful purposes", this our master plan
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The Atomic Bombs we make, we'll only use for peace!
We'll drop them on Jerusalem, every Jew will be deceased
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The world will be so peaceful, when every Jew is dead
Thank you Berry Santos, and let ISIS them behead
659 · Feb 2015
Hey Lovey-Dovey "Christian"
Elihu Barachel Feb 2015
The last Book of the Bible, a Book of Dread and Woe
Is about to be fulfilled, and through this you're going to go
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If you think you will escape, the WRATH that's soon to come
And you're going to fly away, while "Amazing Grace" you hum
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When the First Seal breaks, you'll wonder why you're here
Because you're RELIGIOUS ****! And your "jESUS" is a Queer
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The probability is good, that you'll not live to see the end
You'll be killed and sent to Hell, by St. John this has been penned
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For 1000 years you'll burn, before you stand before THE THRONE
The Great White Throne of God, you he will disown
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Then you'll be cast alive, into the Lake of Fire
With all Religious ****, and every other liar
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