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eatmorewords May 2017

An administrative error resulted in them sending  crates full of unsold
Princess Diana commerative funeral plates to the victims of the flood.

They were not happy,
and when they dried off,
angry letters were written.
eatmorewords May 2017

Pavement where
an egg shell should not be

that perfect shape
fractured with spider leg cracks

across the surface
of its world.

How did they get there?
those Nazca Lines?
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And the amount of discarded shoes seems to be multiplying each day,

the busted boot on the traffic island
its been there for weeks

a plimsoul
childs shoe

strangely,
they're all left footed
is there significance in this?

I look for patterns in everyday things,

TV Schedules
wallpaper

colouring books
Sudoku squares

floor tiles
Tube maps

football scores

I keep looking for clues
like a retired detective who just can't let go.
eatmorewords May 2017

Cigarette butts
piling up
outside the building.

Pistachio nut shells
look like empty ammo cases
amongst the nicotine detritus.

On paving slabs
next to the kerb
where diving bombing pigeons,

fly away
with cigarettes in their beaks,
still smoking.

The birds
blow smoke rings and fly
from view

and you think you can hear
coughing so you look up
to see.
eatmorewords May 2017
Theresa Mayday
MAYDAY
MAYDAY

Mayday
ˈmeɪdeɪ/
noun
1. an international radio distress signal used by ships and aircraft and people who don't want a right leaning, heartless government "we sent out a Mayday"
Use your vote wisely
#notomay
eatmorewords May 2017
through backwards binoculars everything was upside down - rushes of blood

small cluster headaches

- no cure for this sickness -

-(are you lonesome tonight?)-
same self ***
self satisfied smiles

the soundtrack skipped

small morsels and crumbs...

(...tourists to the city were also amazed at the shopping facilities and variety of places to eat.

The average trip advisor rating was a solid 4.6)

I saw the neighbours wedding photos and they were bland.
eatmorewords May 2017

The clouds sat in the air
like empty speech bubbles
from a well thumbed comic book

were the author hid clues which pointed to something big

much bigger and incomprehensible, it's...
well , it's best not to think about it
really

so go put the kettle on
and have a cup of tea.

The clouds opened and when it rained,
it rained commas,
and everything seemed to stop
or at least slow down,
just for a while.

And anyway
it was the animals that sensed it first,
P's cat tore up a sofa
while R's dog looked for cover

a parrot stammered
squeaked and swore while

a dog attacked a postman
who dropped elastic bands
that just bounced off the floor.
eatmorewords May 2017
The man on TV
was famous for interviewing
famous people on TV
and now he's retired he's being interviewed
on TV
to talk about the famous people
he interviewed when he was on TV
interviewing famous people.

A constant loop rotating
spinning
the centrifugal force
pulling at his face.

A table.
Two chairs,
glasses of ice cold water.
#tvman
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