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55.4k · Feb 2013
Short Tempered (humour)
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
Like a **** on a toilet seat

he was easily


*******.
It's one of MY sayings and as I commented on Anon's poem with it I thought I'd better safe guard it here.
15.3k · Dec 2012
Harry Hedgehog
DieingEmbers Dec 2012
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
saw a tasty treat
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
thought the taste so sweet
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
licked his sticky lips
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
spitting out the pips
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
looked around for more
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
ate an apple core
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
rolled into a ball
Harry hedgehog in the hedgerow
loved the fruits of fall
12.2k · Mar 2012
Flirting
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
I saw the letters

that you tried to hide from me

infact... We all did.
7.5k · Oct 2012
Touching
DieingEmbers Oct 2012
I saw an old couple today holding hands

and smiled.
I loved the way they still craved one anothers touch, it made me smile
7.1k · Nov 2012
Sleeps Over (x)Rated
DieingEmbers Nov 2012
Laid here counting roof tiles...

two at a time

my eyes heavy
but my lids in denial
of sleep

she whispers in my ear

are you awake
then adds
good
with a grin

WHY NOT abandon one basic need
for another
why not rest
upon anothers flesh
soft and warm
scented with the promise
of dreams
insomnia so cruely denies

Pillow pressed beneath her back
giving support
so sorely needed
amid the punctuated night time prayers

God called upon in blasphemous tongues
praised and cussed
in unison of mouths wet and open

Sheets that offer no warmth soon cast off
replaced by heat of breath
and perspiration sweet and salty
to the lips
kissing
nibbling
biting
nails find no fault inscribing thank yous
in reddened ink

Falling back exhausted yet wide awake
as by my side
cuddled in she sleeps
smiling

and I close my eyes and think myself blessed
for every night the first
for we two
have yet to sleep
together.
7.1k · Mar 2013
Pronoun(ced) Pornography.
DieingEmbers Mar 2013
Copulation of the minds...

as word play
leads innuendos to fornicate
upon the poets tongue...

unrestrained
his fingers give voice to wanton
carnal desires

laying the reader bare
to writhe
helplessly beneath his hands

with ink stained kisses
he forces
words into their mouths

a breathless sigh
resonating his ache to be heard

as he stands naked before them
offering himself
to their voyeuristic gaze

before taking them upon the sheets
in punctuated passionate
embraces

leading them toward the ******

they so

cried out for...




Jesus I'm Good.


~<3~
Just teasing
7.0k · Oct 2012
Shakes-Pee-n-Run
DieingEmbers Oct 2012
To *** or not to ***
that is the question
whether it is easy on my mom
to use the ***** or to wet my pants.
**** it is a dud

out **** ***......  out!
6.7k · Aug 2012
Double Meanings
DieingEmbers Aug 2012
How reliant have I become on you my Internet provider.
My router died last Friday leaving me without the Internet and the ability to talk to my friends, the double meaning is my Internet service and my friends
6.6k · Jul 2012
Anal
DieingEmbers Jul 2012
drop em'

spread em'

bend...

Now meet

my

little friend.
Time for a check up for prostrate cancer not what you were thinking lol
5.8k · Mar 2013
Loves Double Meanings
DieingEmbers Mar 2013
If you love me... leave me alone

but never leave me alone... my love
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
Deary deary give me your toe to ****
I'm half crazy my mind is running muck
I can't afford a foot spa
but love to hear you ooh awww
cause your two feet
taste oh so sweet
between these lips that I love to puck
To the traditional tune Daisy Daisy. In response to Tote on a toe by Surrogate
5.5k · Mar 2012
Capricorn
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Venus ascended
smiling
shyly,

painting herself
in sunkissed
earth...

hiding herself
from
lovers eyes.
Capricorn acsendant associated with sun Venus  mars moon, earth sign, character introvert
5.3k · Apr 2012
Unconventional Love Poem
DieingEmbers Apr 2012
How can one express their heart
when words are not enough,
how can I even dream to start
when my tongue finds it so tough.

Let me try...


You are the graffitti
tagging
me as yours
you are the scent
of stale beer
in late night smokey bars
you are the
pain of paper cut
where lemon juice seeped in
and the bitter
taste of sugar
replaced by sacherin
you are the days
felt wasted
and night times thrown away
and the silence
found in laughter
just to keep the tears at bay
you are my anger
my sorrow
and my pain
and given
my time over
we would do it all again.


These are not insults
these are the depths of my heart.
5.3k · Nov 2012
Cuddling the Cultlery
DieingEmbers Nov 2012
I need no other spoon but the one we share.
Spooning - lieing together or the welsh tradition of the loving spoon
5.2k · Dec 2012
Cockney Sparrow
DieingEmbers Dec 2012
Busker singing in the park
living each day from hand to mouth
sleeping rough when it gets dark
dreaming her dreams of heading south
5.1k · Jan 2013
Gangsta Rappers Rapped
DieingEmbers Jan 2013
I'm not fooled, though you've my attention
time you were schooled
given detention
you're dropping each line...             fumbling each word
but that's fine

you're running scared--

                    give it up hand back the crown

cause queenie this jester put you DOWN

chucks my boy I've got his back

you've been derailed        ===========                       you're way off track



here's a tissue wipe your eyes

cause these words like Embers never Dies
this is for Chuck and his rap (joke) battle lol
4.6k · Mar 2012
Aquarius
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
She
bathed in moonlight
stirring stars
from
silent river beds.
Aquarius is the water carrier a woman with a pitcher of water
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
It's alright gal I've turned off the lights
tonight is going to be a night to remember
your coat is in the cupboard under the stairs
hung and forgotten
for where you are going you won't need it
bed awaits our love making
your legs wrapped around my hips
you get yourself comfy
I need to urinate
ill empty my bladder and be right there
lay back and think of England
because no one but me will hear you scream
when I slip my ***** in
and make you wet
Hope this helped lol
4.5k · Jul 2012
Caring or Carer
DieingEmbers Jul 2012
You suffer with depression

yet it's I

taking the meds.
Our families and loved ones suffer from our depression be it because they feel unable to help or because we say things hurtful things we just don't mean
4.3k · Mar 2012
I need a cuddle
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
I don't need any more than this,
as we cuddle close and softly kiss.
Your body warm your scented hair,
what more than this my love Is There.
The laughter playful in your eyes,
that speaks in truths and never lies.
The way your nose tickles my cheek,
making me laugh leaving me weak.
The way you nibble at my ear,
and whisper words to draw me near.
Your nails that leave their mark on me,
leaving me sore but happily.
You snuggle close and ask of me,
to hold you tight or set you free.
No force on earth could make me leave,
for I need only you to please believe.
A kiss a cuddle a laugh a joke,
is sometimes enough for any bloke.
Sometimes it's nice to just cuddle
4.3k · Mar 2012
Virgo
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
White clouds
surround
her modesty
as she
steps carefully
upon
my aching heart.


Virgo the ****** modest maticulous and hard to win in love.
DieingEmbers Nov 2012
Old fellow old fellow
where for art thou old fellow

I'm in t'shed wi whippet and tin bath
his filthy from his walk on t'crags
you should ha seen him what a laugh
chasing through t'mud a plastic bag


Oh Fred you said it were too wet
to go a walking on t' pit top
your boots are caked in mud I'll bet
oh I bet thy breath sticks high of pop


Quiet woman can you not see
I'm as sober as a judge
so get yer back to makin t'tea
as I wash off me boots of sludge


She is the moan this northern lass
that makes me old heart flutter
but just one more word of disrespect
and I'll head in there and nut her


He is the pain makes me old heart ache
and the one that brings me t'laughter
but I'll **** him soon as look at him
if he don't respect that I'm a grafter


Teas on t'table drippings hot
there's fresh bread in the oven
by heck lass that there's real class
I love yer, yers a good un


So no Romeo nor Juliet
just honest homely folk
whom now the worth of mother earth
and the value of a joke

Let's leave em be in kitchen warm
wi the humblest of fayre
for Yorkshire folk are t'salt of earth
and I know coz I live there.
T' is the as in the bed t'bed, sludge is thick wet mud, pit top the **** heap, wi is with
4.1k · Sep 2012
Dickie Dark
DieingEmbers Sep 2012
Its dickie dark the days at end
the sun has run away
it's dickie dark just look my friend
the moon has come to play

The flowers tucked up in their beds
the birdies fast asleep
and over roofs of garden sheds
the ***** cats now creep

It's dickie dark it's time to change
and get into my bed
my teddy bears ill rearrange
around my feet and head

Ill sleep till dirkie dark has gone
and Dawn lights up my face
So daddy turn my night light on
it's in it's usual place

It's dickie dark the day is done
I'm tucked up warm and tight
it's dickie dark and that's no fun
so one and all goodnight
What my 3 year old grandson calls night time
3.9k · Jul 2013
While You Slept.
DieingEmbers Jul 2013
On silken wings and silken strings
the garden doth awake
and from their beds those sleepy heads
their petals gently shake
a snail or two say how are you
as bumblebees take wing
to nectar sweet with sticky feet
as skylarks start to sing
a ladybug sleeps yet so snug
beneath a quilted leaf
her dreams untold as wings unfold
as earthworms crawl beneath
the ants at work refuse to shirk
they have no time to play
and cabbage whites like stars at night
take flight and fly away
the field mouse and wooded louse
attract the watchful eye
of tawny owl and feathered fowl
that own the morning sky
a homeward cat puts pay to that
no bird is fool enough
to try to land where danger stands
All teeth and claws called Fluff
so morrow breaks and nature wakes
and soon enough will we
but until then this land of men
is theirs so naturally
3.9k · Mar 2012
I'd Die For You
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Just one word from you

and I'd die

and die gladly.

For you I'd gladly taste the blade
the hand grenade
the bullet and the noose...

Just so long
as you stand strong
and never cut me loose.

Hang me high or drowned me deep
just take me to the edge,
for I would die a thousand deaths
if just once your love you'd pledge.

For dying would be easy
it happens once for sure,
but living without you baby
would **** me for ever more.
3.9k · May 2012
Fast Food
DieingEmbers May 2012
Butter-flies

as the

bread rolls

chasing my hunger

away.
3.9k · Jul 2012
Scent
DieingEmbers Jul 2012
You linger still...
your
perfume embedded deep
within my memory
3.8k · Feb 2013
Prom Dated
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
She
still had the corsage

and

the photograph

but she had long since lost



the smile.
3.5k · Mar 2012
Seduction
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Close your eyes
relax
breath deep and slow
as I with words
****** your aching form...

Feel my breath against your neck
no don't move
not yet
as my lips graze your skin
lightly dancing
in quick succession of kisses
between your
shoulder blades as you shiver.

My finger tips trace your spine
feeling every
delicious movement
as you arch backward tilting your head
I bite slow
your upturned chin
feeling your sigh upon me soft.

My hands with reversed finger tips
stroke your arms
tentatively touching your upper thighs...

Shush he's home
                   we will continue this soon...


To be continued.



Biting you
3.5k · Dec 2012
Pulling a Cracker
DieingEmbers Dec 2012
Mistletoe with  berries red
chestnuts roasting, kids in bed
glass of eggnog cheeky kiss
how I live for times like this
wrapping done and stockings filled
brandy warmed and champagne chilled
baking done put up our feet
and sip the drips from lips so sweet
turkey thawed ready to roast
cards all sent by last nights post
treats left out for old St Nick
but maybe add a carrot thick
snowman built and robins fed
so now my love it's time for bed
midnight bells and wicked grin
as one last glass of port and gin
maybe dear before they rise
you could unwrap just one surprise
if you can't find it Neath the tree
then maybe baby. your gifts me
so Merry Christmas all my friends
as with a bang this poem now ends


****<3xx
3.5k · Mar 2012
Charlie the Gnome
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Charlie the gnome needed a home
and so he looked around,
the garden shed too big he said
and too high off the ground.

The bar b que would never do
the ash would make me sneeze,
so on I go look high look low
in and around the trees.

The bird box white would be too tight
with chicks that chirp and cheep,
and constant song the whole day long
I'd never get to sleep.

The kennels large but then there's Sarge
and all his smelly toys,
plus after dark he likes to bark
and make a lot of noise.

The house I found is out of bound
too many folk in there,
so I'll stay out and look about
as I don't like to share.

A wooden crate there by the gate
would make a perfect home,
it's not too small or wide nor tall
it's just right for this gnome.

I need a door and windows four
some carpet and a bed,
a rocking chair would look good there
or maybe there instead.

Yes this is fine and it's all mine
with roses all around,
the place it seems straight from my dreams
is what I think I've found.

Charlie the gnome no more will roam
his house is warm and bright,
with flower beds of blues and reds
and picket fence of white.








A wooden crate down by the gate
Ignore line at bottom can't seem to delete it lol
3.4k · Nov 2012
Keeping Warm
DieingEmbers Nov 2012
It's cold outside
theres snow and ice
let's stay indoors
and snuggle, nice
let's light the fire
and cuddle tight
and dream away
this winters night
a blanket shared
is a blanket warm
to curl up close
forget the storm
let Jack Frost sing
let Jack Frost dance
as we alone
share this romance
so until spring
let's hibernate
beneath the sheets
and propagate...



X
3.4k · Nov 2012
Love Muscles (10w erotic)
DieingEmbers Nov 2012
You exercise two muscles

not your own

My heart and ....
3.4k · Jun 2012
Forget me Not
DieingEmbers Jun 2012
Lie not to me but lie with me
upon a bed of wheat,
and feast upon my beauty
where even salt tastes sweet.

Now touch me not but touch me deep
leave prints upon my heart,
and steal my breath with kisses
tear my world apart.

Then hear me not but hear me there
within the want and ache,
as need of me arisen
steals what no theif can take.

Mine is yours if yours is mine,
not just for now but for all of time.
3.3k · Jul 2012
Toilet Humour
DieingEmbers Jul 2012
It may only be
morning wood
but why waste it
3.2k · Mar 2012
Friction
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Friction burns

caused by thoughts of you

and tight jeans.
3.0k · Apr 2012
Rain Drops
DieingEmbers Apr 2012
Rain drops
extinguise not
the fervent ardour
They only
magnify
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
It's all reet lass I've turned leets out
t'neet is gonna be a neet to remember
yer cowat is in the cubby ol'
hung and forgotten
fer weir yer goin yer w'aint need it
bed awaits our horizontal dancing
mekin the beast with four legs
you get yersen comfy
I need a slash
ill syphon me python an be reet with yer
lay back n think of England
coz nay one but me will hear the scream
when I slip thee a length
and mek the wet
Post *** in comments lol
DieingEmbers Mar 2013
Anyone know massage


As
I've got
a stiff Muscle


needs rubbing...
2.7k · Jun 2012
Womanly Scent
DieingEmbers Jun 2012
Her scent
is not by fair Channel
for she is nat-u-ral...

her perfume
is soap and flannel
soiled diapers
and form-u-la...

fresh baked bread
and apple pie
White wine
and lem-on-ade

cookies and milk
and chicken soup
hot baths
and hair in braids

for she wears her womanhood
                         in perfume no coin can buy.
May women never fear to remind men not all perfume can be bought
2.6k · Jul 2012
Matured to Perfection
DieingEmbers Jul 2012
With time...

Apples become cider

Grapes champagne

milk cheese

and a girl becomes a woman.

The best things in life take time
to mature.
Why Chase girls when what you really want is the touch of a woman.
2.5k · Feb 2012
Beneath A Lightbulb Moon
DieingEmbers Feb 2012
He sails a sauce pan in the sink
a mast made from a spoon,
and maps his ocean black as ink
beneath a light bulb moon.

He is searching for the islands
that they call the ***** Plates,
with golden beach of breadcrumb sands
beyond the Gravy Straits.

Where macaroni dolphins leap
beyond French Fries Lagoon,
and sing their songs as sailors sleep
beneath a light bulb moon.

Beware the corn cob crocodiles
that lurk beneath the foam,
betraying folks with welcome smiles
within their bone strewn home.

He navigates the boiling oil
and safely through the ice,
to find a place to hide his spoil
away from other mice.

So island claimed x marks the spot
his sailing days at end,
and I at last wash up my pots
that so amused our friend.
2.5k · Apr 2012
Love in Black and White
DieingEmbers Apr 2012
A faded photograph
Is all I have
of you...

when night terrors
drive me
from my bed
denying both sleep
and dreams of you.

This image in black and white
smiling softly
speaks in gentle lines
such love
as no one man
should ever own
for fear
of losing
both his soul and her heart.
2.5k · Mar 2013
Moonshine.
DieingEmbers Mar 2013
I claim the moon...

capturing it
softly
within my glass of wine

Chilled by night twice warmed
by my trembling hands

I touch it gently
to my lovers luscious lips

that she too
may share this night
with me

forever

in a kiss.
2.5k · Apr 2012
Secret Love
DieingEmbers Apr 2012
I may not scream it from the rooftops
nor paint in rainbows cross the sky,
all the times I've thought I love you
with all the sorrow of a sigh.

I may not hold your hand in public
nor bare your bussom to my breast,
all the times I've longed to hold you
with a whisper gone unblest.

I may not dance with you at sunset
nor feel your breath upon my cheek,
as you too hold back in silence
all the words you wish to speak.

I may not fall before your beauty
nor let my heart or' ride my mind,
just to once admit it freely
yet the truth is so unkind.

I may not say my words in open
but here in private know I'm true,
for no matter what the world thinks
my love's alone meant for you.
DieingEmbers Sep 2012
Is *** the beginning or the end of a relationship
2.4k · Feb 2012
I Will Not Eat My Greens
DieingEmbers Feb 2012
I will not eat my greens


Oh Mummy please, don't serve me peas,
they make my tummy sad.
I hate the smell and taste as well,
just give my share to Dad.

Oh Mummy no, those sprouts must go,
they make my tummy hurt.
Even the cat, would not touch that,
and she eats bugs and dirt.

Oh Mummy stop, not carrot top,
it makes my tummy squirm.
for they are found beneath the ground,
with Mr Wiggly Worm.

Oh Mummy shoot, now comes the fruit,
that makes my tummy sore.
apples and pears cut up in squares,
oh please I beg no more.

Oh Mummy why, do you so try,
to make my tummy sick.
With carrot cake you often bake
because you say it's quick.

Oh Mummy cease, please give me peace,
and leave my tummy be.
So serve my plate, oh Mummy wait
there's nothing here for me.

Oh Mummy please, can I have peas
I heard my tummy cry.
Pile on the veg, right to the edge,
I will of each now try.

Oh Mummy yes, I've made a mess,
but look my tummy ate.
All that you made and was afraid,
I would leave on my plate.

So Mummy dear, I really fear,
my tummy will now burst.
I need a rest but let me test,
that yummy pudding first.
DieingEmbers Feb 2013
Dear magazine and tv fashion
hast thou ever heard of natural passion
you Photoshop you cut and crop
you edit this and that ... Please stop
the real beauties are those that know
you don't have to be a size zero
Sixteen eighteen or all above
can still find joy can still know love
nipped and tucked Kozmo get ******
only chicken skin gets plucked
wax n shave and now vajazzil it
Draba for gods sake don't talk ****
lift em up and shrink that bottom
yet there's something that you've forgotten
men prefer a sense of humour
to all this artificial hoo haw
so girls for reason and for sanity
tear up this propaganda vanity
be yourselves and break the habit
be a bunny girl not a freakin rabbit
ditch the salad bin the chart
Declare today a brand new start
ugly is as ugly does as spoken by the media buzz
today take back your sass and bounce
cause your all woman each gorgeous ounce
men admit it for gods sake
there's nothing **** bout a rake
women should live for more than style
so come on sweetheart chin up... and smile
now let your heart and soul start humming
and as for boys.....
                                 Keep em' comming
Brand names changed to stop from being sued lol. This is inspired by the poem  tales of an ugly, wasted girl by only madness knows my name
This is to all my female friends and any woman that feels they have to be like those photoshopped stick insects in cosmo and the like, men prefer real women believe me
2.3k · Mar 2012
Lipstick
DieingEmbers Mar 2012
Your first kiss
left a deeper
impression
than mere
lipstick.
2.3k · Oct 2012
Skipping Rope (erotic)
DieingEmbers Oct 2012
What bonds bind my wrists
if not your words
that drip in heat of kiss
on naked flesh,
making of me a willing cohort
in your wicked game.

For once this rope
sang out in schoolyard rhyme
now echos screams in pleasures pain
as wooden handles held in sweating palms
now trace the heat of inner thigh.

The roughness
of well worn weft on silken skin
biting deep as bodies writhe
skipping to a new and frantic beat
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