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“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody Allen “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” ― Oscar Wilde “We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ― Tom Robbins “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” ― Mae West “We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” ― Marilyn Monroe “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” ― Woody Allen “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ― George Carlin “In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.” ― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” ― Charles Bukowski “Sex is an emotion in motion.” ― Mae West