Deadwood Haiku - Hello Poetry

May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

Leon

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped,
unnatural impulse

Swearengen

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

that's your attitude?
wash and stack, you shitmonkey,
or prepare for worse

EB Farnum

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

why say, "uh oh"?

if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?

EB Farnum

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

Swearengen

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

Calamity Jane

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

assume and pour

you see me empty
then do not pause and inquire
but assume and pour

Swearengen

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

mid-******

trouble earlier
might've found you mid-****** in
other business

Swearengen

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

storybook

i'll pop from the wall
like in a storybook and
tend to your johnson

Trixie

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

florence nightingale,
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs
is a *******

Leon

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

what is "deadwood haiku"?

deadwood haiku is
exactly what the **** it
sounds like, *******

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

i am, you are

but i am good at
first ******' impressions and
you're a ******' ****

Charlie Utter

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May 2015

Deadwood Haiku

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort

Calamity Jane

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